Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

they were kidnapped 

 

what is a good question to ask?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

How can I make one million dollars?

 

How can I make one million dollars?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

error error... processing.....

 

How can you make one million dollars?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

To make one million dollars from scratch, you must first create the universe.

 

I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

then you'd have to give a plushie pinkie a plushie cupcake!

 

my man, am i a cat or a wolf?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

The answer to that question is a grilled cheese sandwich. Not "a grilled cheese sandwich," but a literal, actual grilled cheese sandwich.

 

How could a chicken drive to the Theory of General Relativity in a go-kart?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

with weird 'al's help

 

somepony help me out, what are hands?

Edited July 26, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Potatoes.

 

Who likes suits?

Edited July 26, 2014 by Sir Simmons

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i do!

 

dude? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

EQR44 and Yin6s.

 

How do you define randomness?

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

EQR44 and Yin6s.

 

How do you define randomness?

 

This.

 

What is Princess Celestia's favourite song?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

probably Glad You Came, oh wait, that's Luna's favorite song 

 

wha ja wha huh?

[Kookie 135]

 

Q: Why are all the users people?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

they aren't, a prime example is me

 

Do you fight for the users?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No. I fight for my tyrant, Wright Worthy.

 

What do you fight for?

[Kookie 135]

I fight for my cheese.

 

Q: Do you want a cheese flavored omelet . . . with Twilight Sparkle's clam flavored apples?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Only when earth ponies fly.

 

Does that idiom work?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

very carefully (and i am freelance, i fight for myself)

 

Who is Write Worthy anyways, and what authority does she have upon any of us?

Edited July 27, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[Kookie 135]

She is Judge Judy. She always bring out the dancing lobsters.

 

 

Q: Can you tell if that boy could gold dance?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

this boy can

 

did you play the midnight game last night?

[Kookie 135]

Yes and for some reason I summoned the midnight man! WHY DID I PUT MYSELF TO THIS!?!?!?

 

Q: Can you Qbertese?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i dont like qbert

 

Did you survive mr. midnight?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I cannot answer that as I have not yet begun the game. Instead, I wish to address this question:

Who is Write Worthy anyways, and what authority does she have upon any of us?

Tyrant Write Worthy technically has no authority now, but I am working for her of my own free will because she promised us awesome dragons, and one day, she will rule all of Equestria, peasants!

(That almost sounds like the kind of plot that would work for a season opener or finale)

 

Any tips for surviving the midnight game?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes, have other people play with you, stay in the center of the group

 

what makes you think Write Worthy will succeed before me?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because I'm on her side.

 

Do you have any tips for surviving the midnight game when you're playing solo?