Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I cannot answer that as I have not yet begun the game. Instead, I wish to address this question:

Who is Write Worthy anyways, and what authority does she have upon any of us?

Tyrant Write Worthy technically has no authority now, but I am working for her of my own free will because she promised us awesome dragons, and one day, she will rule all of Equestria, peasants!

(That almost sounds like the kind of plot that would work for a season opener or finale)

 

Any tips for surviving the midnight game?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes, have other people play with you, stay in the center of the group

 

what makes you think Write Worthy will succeed before me?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because I'm on her side.

 

Do you have any tips for surviving the midnight game when you're playing solo?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes, but you are sided with write worthy, so you are better off to me dead

 

what makes you think i'd want you to survive?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What makes you think I was asking you specifically for tips? I was asking the forum in general!

 

So, what do I do?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

ok, because i am nice, and you could be considered a friend, and because i am considering an alliance with write worthy, here is some very good advice: LOTS OF SALT!

 

why salt?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because if you make a ring of salt around you, you lose the midnight game, but it's better than the alternative of losing your life as well.

 

Is anyone else nervous about this?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no, as no one else is playing at the moment you are

 

should i play again?

[Kookie 135]

Use pepper this time because Salt is a demon begone.

 

Q: Why pepper? Why not ketchup?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, pepper is more commonly associated as the opposite of salt

 

is it the color, are they racist?

[Kookie 135]

Or maybe salt and pepper made love to give birth to paprika.

 

Q: Do we have another blue's clues?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i stole it and played the midnight game with blue

 

is that why the show was discontinued?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, it was discontinued because I said so.

 

Will you help me?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no, you shall die now

 

is 42 dead yet?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No. 24 died instead.

 

What did 24 ever do to you?!

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

he is the opposite of life, therefor, he is death

 

why is the taco? 

Edited July 27, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It was 24! He did it with his dying breath!

 

What did I do to deserve this?!

[NightGuard 251]

By Being the answer to everything, EGGHEAD!

 

Why do I hate Fluttershy?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, you are stupid

 

why is NightGuard stupid?

[NightGuard 251]

Because Fluttershy fans have made him dumber.

 

Why can't I think Fluttershy is bad?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, what did fluttershy do you you?

 

that was the question btw

[NightGuard 251]

Well

•She is completly incompetent

•She is useless

•She has Shyness overly done so much that Vegeta scouter breaks when they are in a 200 mile radius of eachother

•She is a walking Trope

 

Why do people see Fluttershy as a good character?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because she is kind and loving, plus, shyness is adorbs

 

why Braeburn?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Potota! That's my final answer!

 

Are you Ticci Toby?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

why am i soo... sexy?