Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Nye 1,652]

Because she is an Alicorn, and you want all of her magic of friendship.

 

Why is the sky blue?

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

because she is a furry!

 

Why is Twilight my waifu?

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

3 minutes ago, Nye said:

Because she is an Alicorn, and you want all of her magic of friendship.

 

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because celestia was ill and puked on our sky!

 

Why does rarity whine?

[Nye 1,652]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Because celestia was ill and puked on our sky!

 

Why does rarity whine?

Because... she just can!

 

Who makes Twilight the happiest?

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[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Because... she just can!

 

Who makes Twilight the happiest?

me XD!

 

Who makes Rarity the happiest

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Happiness its self

Can I have a pet slug?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Happiness its self

Can I have a pet slug?

No, Human world spike... You can't they are dangerous to dogs XD!

 

Can I have a portal to equestria

[Nye 1,652]

5 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

No, Human world spike... You can't they are dangerous to dogs XD!

 

Can I have a portal to equestria

I wish, but then I would just use it to, and then everypony would want to use it.

 

Why must we be bound to our world?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

I wish, but then I would just use it to, and then everypony would want to use it.

 

Why must we be bound to our world?

Because Celestia has to see who is worthy of being a pony!

 

Why must I be bound to the ground

[Nye 1,652]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Because Celestia has to see who is worthy of being a pony!

 

Why must I be bound to the ground

Because you can’t afford a plane ticket.

 

Why is Celestia so judgemental?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Because you can’t afford a plane ticket.

 

Why is Celestia so judgemental?

She isn't, she just doesn't trust the spiecies that enslaved her kind!

 

WHY DO PEOPLE DIE, WHEN THEY GET KILLED?

[Nye 1,652]

1 minute ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

She isn't, she just doesn't trust the spiecies that enslaved her kind!

 

WHY DO PEOPLE DIE, WHEN THEY GET KILLED?

Good question, let’s go ask them.

 

Fish are fruit right?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Good question, let’s go ask them.

 

Fish are fruit right?

you might want to say BUCK at the end and then say WTF I'm Tweaking LMAO!

 

Did I become Flash Sentry?

[Nye 1,652]

16 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

you might want to say BUCK at the end and then say WTF I'm Tweaking LMAO!

 

Did I become Flash Sentry?

I figured that’s what you are going for.

 

MLP is trash, right?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

4 minutes ago, Nye said:

I figured that’s what you are going for.

 

MLP is trash, right?

Yes it is  

 

Are you spike?

[Nye 1,652]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Yes it is  

 

Are you spike?

Definitely 

 

Are you flat?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Nye said:

Definitely 

 

Are you flat?

NO!

 

Is @King of Canterlot trapping RD instead of giving her the love poison from the episode that the CMC caused Big Mac and Cheerilee fall maddly in love

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

48 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

NO!

 

Is @King of Canterlot trapping RD instead of giving her the love poison from the episode that the CMC caused Big Mac and Cheerilee fall maddly in love

mabey!

 

Do I wish for my waifu a lot?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,383]

Yes, WiFi is indeed the best genre of music.

Why doesn't my Nintendo Switch whisper sweet nothings into my ear?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Because nintendo is the work of the demon !

Does fish have fur ? 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Yes, but only when it rains because their eyes get wet.

Can you grill a lemon?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Because nintendo is the work of the demon !

Does fish have fur ? 

Pat 1 and see!

 

Do I have fur

[Nye 1,652]

46 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Pat 1 and see!

 

Do I have fur

Yes, but only hairless fur.

 

What does Celestia do when she wakes up?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Yes, but only hairless fur.

 

What does Celestia do when she wakes up?

I can't say... not allowed!

 

What does Twilight do when she wakes up?

[Nye 1,652]

41 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

I can't say... not allowed!

 

What does Twilight do when she wakes up?

She reads books.

 

What does Rarity do when she wakes up?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

She reads books.

 

What does Rarity do when she wakes up?

Getting pissed off by Sweetie Belle!

 

Why is it sore to sleep more than 4 hours?