Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[LittleMac 3,085]

Yes but only on Thursdays

 

 

 

Where were you at 0800 hours this morning?!?!?! :okiedokielokie:

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Screaming my head off lol.

 

But seriously, why is Pingu a quickscoper? Why does he eat Smurfs for bed?

[DJ Onex 1,674]

Because he broke the universe and couldn't put it together again.

 

Why does chicken taste like chicken?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because aliens are purple

 

 

Is this a question?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

no, becaus it is a tree

why am i wearing toilet paper?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because you are Groot

 

 

Are you Batman?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

this toilet paper is

do you like breathing?

[LittleMac 3,085]

No, but Pingu does

 

 

Are you secretly an iguana?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

ofcourse i am, even if i dont know who that is

 

what is the 17th collor of the rainbow?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Pikachu

 

 

What came first, the chicken or KFC?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

my dog

red or blue?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Ed Sheeran

 

 

Are you all about that bass, about that bass, no treble?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

im smexy and i know it

dum-die-dom or wub-woob-wub?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Bee bop bopdee bop

 

 

 

Can you somersault into tofu?

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Because he broke the universe and couldn't put it together again.

 

Why does chicken taste like chicken?

 

LOL, the universe is Humpty Dumpty. 

 

I'd rather somersault into sushi!!!

 

Why is Pingu's sister referred to ''Pinga the Unborn''?

No, but Pingu does

 

 

Are you secretly an iguana?

 

LOL!!! Pingu loves breathing cuz he smokes heavy cigarettes.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,732]

Because she was supposed to be a Bloody Roar character but then the series got canned.

 

Do fish have itches and if so how do they scratch them?

[JacelynUSB 288]

Yes, and by eating leopards.

Why does Dan Howell have nipples?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because global warming

 

 

 

Do penguins have ankles?

Because global warming

 

 

 

Do penguins have ankles?

[JacelynUSB 288]

No

 

How does Hitler eat cake?

[LittleMac 3,085]

With a roll of toilet paper

 

 

How many days would it take to travel the earth on a unicycle backwards?

[JacelynUSB 288]

2

 

Will Celine Dion die tomorrow?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Depends if the monks return or not

 

 

 

How many Gary Colemans does it take to.change a lightbulb?

[JacelynUSB 288]

What you talkin bout willis?

 

What is love?

[Trickilee 139]

Baby don't hurt me.

 

Why are these fishsticks hard as tits?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,732]

Because the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

 

 

Why are the inner machinations of my mind an enigma?