Ask a Doctor

[Callisto 1,874]

Hello. I am a proffesional doctor in doctor science. You may tell me all your problems, and I'll be able to fix them. You can ask me any other questions, too. Cuz I'm a doctor.

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

I have diabetes what is the cure?

[Callisto 1,874]

I have diabetes what is the cure?

Eat pineapples. That always helps.

[Golurk 467]

I appear to have accidentally injected myself with pure neptunium, which has caused me to grow an extra pelvis. Mind helping me saw this thing off?

[Callisto 1,874]

I appear to have accidentally injected myself with pure neptunium, which has caused me to grow an extra pelvis. Mind helping me saw this thing off?

Sure. *Grabs chainsaw* Let's do this.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

can i borrow the tardis?

[Callisto 1,874]

can i borrow the tardis?

Erm...what?

 

(I'm A doctor, not THE doctor.)