Ask Zecora!

[True Rarity 1,240]

(I saw that Rarity was taken   so I picked Zecora instead. I'll try to rhyme!)

Hello pegasisters and bronies! Do you have any questions for me?

[Guyra 56]

I was told that you (zecora) always rhymes beacuse of a curse...is that true? 

[True Rarity 1,240]

Whether this theory is true or not, I know one thing: A curse? Sure I'm not.

For you do see, I began to rhyme, when I was a young girl, covered in strange grime.

As soon as the mud had washed away, my tongue could do nothing but rhyme all day!

Was this mud cursed? Enchanted? Hexed? I'm not certain of this. What's next?

[Fox 5,330]

I want you to rhyme something with orange!

[True Rarity 1,240]

You are clever, my dear Fox! We'll have to see if my tongue does it or not!

The only rhyme present for orange is the strange word called sporange.

So you know how this came to be? I looked it up, I don't trust my tongue, you see!

A sporange is a part of a plant. This plant is a fern, I'm sure of that!

Edited April 26, 2013 by True Rarity

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Do elk talk like you,

Rhyming such like so, but with

Answers in haiku?

 

Also what's the best way to melt chocolate?

Edited April 26, 2013 by Blue

[True Rarity 1,240]

Do elk talk like you,

Rhyming such like so, but with

Answers in haiku?

 

Also what's the best way to melt chocolate?

Elk do not rhyme like me,

but as for haiku, we will see!

 

The way to melt chocolate is simple and plain.

Follow me and I'll tell you, O.K.?

First you need chocolate, pure and sweet,

Then a big pot, and put in the treats,

Put the pot over a fire so hot,

The chocolate will melt without a second thought!

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Zecora,

Have you seen the wonder bolts since coming to ponyville?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Zecora,

Have you seen the wonder bolts since coming to ponyville?

I saw them once, up in the sky,

Soaring, soaring, up so high!

They came to rescue Rarity,

From a vicious dragon rampaging,

However, they failed, and in the end,

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy came in as true friends.

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Zecora,

How are things with you? Have you ever been to Twilight's Library or Sugercube Courner? .

Edited May 17, 2013 by Brainstorm

[True Rarity 1,240]

Zecora,

How are things with you? Have you ever been to Twilight's Library or Sugercube Courner? .

I am doing well, thank you!

Twilight's Library is not new.

 

Sugarcube Corner - I was there once,

for such a lovely, delicious brunch!

[Brainstorm 4,112]

I am doing well, thank you!

Twilight's Library is not new.

 

Sugarcube Corner - I was there once,

for such a lovely, delicious brunch!

Glad to hear that, did you meet Mr&Mrs. Cake?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Glad to hear that, did you meet Mr&Mrs. Cake?

Mr. and Mrs. Cake I did meet,

They were just like their food - so sweet!

[Toon Richard 534]

Can i hug you?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Can i hug you?

Yes, one of the things I love,

is to share a great big hug!

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Zecora,

How do you get to and from Ponyville without stepping into the Posion Joke?

[Toon Richard 534]

Stilts?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Zecora,

How do you get to and from Ponyville without stepping into the Posion Joke?

Many times I've been annoyed

by the Poison Joke I try to avoid.

The answer is to walk around

the patches that are on the ground!

 

Stilts?

The only stilts I ever see

are the ones that belong to Pinkie!

[Cwanky 17,611]

Perchance may I inquire,

To satisfy my mind's desire

Is there more to your sorcery

Than mere tricks and chicanery?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Perchance may I inquire,

To satisfy my mind's desire

Is there more to your sorcery

Than mere tricks and chicanery?

Anything that seems a trick

is really simple plants and sticks.

All I do is take a few

and mix them into a special brew!

The best medicine comes from within

inside my heart, where my love is.

Edited June 10, 2013 by True Rarity

[Toon Richard 534]

Ugh.. Poison joke is horrible, Is it not?
Is there an animal that can eat it without getting the effects?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Ugh.. Poison joke is horrible, Is it not?

Is there an animal that can eat it without getting the effects?

I agree that Poison Joke is a horrible foe.

And the answer to your second question is no.

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Zecora,

Have you met Princess Celestia?

[harmonyplus 12]

Zecora,

 

Can you troll?

 

If you stepped in poison joke, what do you think would happen?

[True Rarity 1,240]

Zecora,

Have you met Princess Celestia?

Celestia, indeed, I have met.

She's kind and sweet, much like a vet.

 

Zecora,

 

Can you troll?

 

If you stepped in poison joke, what do you think would happen?

Trolling? I have never tried,

but if it's fun, I'll try tonight!

 

For poison joke I cannot tell,

the results are often random. Well?