What do you want on your tombstone?

[derpderpderpy 38]

On my tombstone I would like Canadian bacon, red and green bell papers with onions and black olives. Its funny I just had pizza for diner but not tombstone. I had some stuff crust pizza 

[Wanderer 5]

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and spinach. 

 

Morbidly though:

 

Something like "I almost made the jump." or "The doctor didn't know nothing"

[3005 332]

Something sentimental. 

 

Or "Heres lies the most amazing human being to ever grace planet earth. May he now live eternally on Planet Mars. "

 

I'm assuming we'll have electronic tombstones by then, making that gif possible.

[. eris . 1,661]

I don't know what I'd want on my tombstone...Hm. I know what I'd like people to say over my coffin, though. <3

 

"LOOK! SHE'S MOVING!"

 

xD Just kidding. Couldn't resist.

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

"Aww man! I forgot to pay the electric bill again! lol jkjk"

 

-OR-

 

"see you at the after party!"

 

-OR-

 

"NO YOU CANNOT!"

 

-OR-

 

"How's my approval rating now?"

 

-OR-

 

"I don't get to go to the potluck? but, this is MY funeral!"

 

-OR-

 

It's actually kinda roomy in here.

 

-OR-

 

BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

Edited May 10, 2013 by Dr. Leper Lupinstein

[Broseph Stalin 103]

'Finally, escape from capitalism.'

'I'll respawn in 15 seconds, stop mourning me!'

'I TOLD you I wouldn't die of (insert death cause)'

Or something like that.

[Shanks 10,816]

LOL I remember those commercials, speaking of tombstones here is the undertaker performing a few tombstones.

 

 

on a slightly tastier note though I will take mine with pepperoni and sausage and join the bandwagon by mentioning what I want on my other tombstone.

 

"I suppose I am dead now. Oh well, I guess the worms need to eat too."

 

In all seriousness I don't really care what is written on that tombstone.

Edited May 10, 2013 by EarthbendingProdigy

[Just some guy 1,070]

I just want my epitaph to say "#yolo #swag #420blazin" and play dubstep constantly from the subwoofers installed in--not on--my tombstone.

 

I would honestly endure all of that as a ghost just to see how long it would take before somebody defiles my grave.

[Godspeed Edge 34]

"If you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain then I must have been a great hero."

And I wouldn't have a tombstone, I'd specifically make arrangements to have a life size statue of Discord turned into stone directly above my location of burial. The sentence above would be inscribed on the base of said statue.

[DrUnderachiever 25]

"Be excellent to each other."

But this is irrelevant, since I'm going to be cremated and have the ashes in a Bios urn.  Leafing the dream!

[Lisa 5,553]

"If you want my treasure, you'll have to go through my dead body!"

 

I hope people actually understand what I said there. But yeah, I'd have that. c:

[Guest]

Man that's a toughie. I remember knowing what I wanted engraved on my tombstone at one point but right now I'm drawing a complete blank. Let's see, I think I'd have "Life is what you make it, so make the most of it".

[Mixolydian Grey 15]

I really don't care. I'll be dead. Since I don't really believe in an afterlife, there's no point in wasting my time on something like that.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Gears of Halo Duty V 394]

Actually a screen that continually plays this over would suffice.

 

 

But on topic, pineapple and ham pizza with bbq sauce is amazing

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

For my pizza:

 

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

For my Tombstone when I die:

 

"So as you read this know my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile when you think of me
My body's gone that's all

À tout le monde
À tout mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free"

 

or

 

"I'll be back"

 

Edited May 11, 2013 by D1scordant

[FireFox 82]

My pizza is usually double beef, double cheese, and peperoni.  Every once in a while, I'll go with double cheese, ham, pineapple.

 

On a more somber note, I plan on being cremated.  If I was to have a tombstone, A small lcd clock counting down to some time 75 to 100 years in the future would be cool.  When the countdown was at zero it would reset to a random time 75 to 100 years farther in the future.  Have multiple generations wondering .

[Soundgarden 2,758]

"What the hell are you looking at this tombstone for, get back to work!"

 

It'll convince all lazy tombstone watchers to start doing something productive!

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

"Here would lie Full Spectrum: Except that he discovered the secret of immortality and eternal youth, and therefore is still alive and well today, and having a great time in life."

Edited May 11, 2013 by Full Spectrum

[BronyPsychology 18]

"Never go against the family."

 

I'm going to be buried in New York. Too bad I won't see the reactions. It shall be excellent.

Not counting the fact that I'll be dead, that is...

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

"Life is to short to waste it hating someone for any reason"

 

"Just because the world has been hard and mean to you, doesn't give you any right to be mean back to it"

[The Blades Shadow 444]

I want them to right my last words on it: Bye world... Smell my ass!

But on a more serious note, I'm not entirely sure yet... It's not something I really want to think about.