Continue the story in one sentence

[Enigma Stitch 51]

Enigma breaks the fourth wall by poking a hoof out of the monitor to point it back at the topic title.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Yes Enigma, we KNOW what the title says. Now can we continue the story? You know, from Rarity saying she's from the other side of the mirror?

[Loriem 639]

And then the fourth wall was completely shattered, sucking everyone in the story into Limbo.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Just kidding! Anyway, back to Rarity saying she's from the other side of the mirror...

[Loriem 639]

Pinkie interrupted Rarity to say, "I think the authors are fighting...", confusing the others.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

For no reason, Rarity decided to tickle Pinkie but then Rarity noticed her fingers had been replaced with hooves, and she rolled her eyes because being turned into a pony was bad enough, but now she had been deprived of the ultimate weapon of the universe - tickling, but then a thought occured to her, which was, 'Why did I go through the statue's portal in the first place?'

Edited December 13, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Fluttershy446 1]

Rainbow Dash fainted.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

But Pinkie revived her with a kiss.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway, back to Rarity wondering why she jumped into the statue's portal...

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Obviously," she said to herself, "I would never do such a thing! The other Rarity pushed me in!"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Then her look of deep thought turned to horror when she realised there was a giant pony-eating banana behind her. "REVENGE!!!" it screamed.

Edited March 31, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

And then she just kept screaming all day.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

However the banana was devoured by...

Edited March 31, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Rainbow Dash, whose revival had actual turned her into a stool-eating zombie.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

THE POWER OF CLICHED WRITING TRIUMPHS!

Edited March 31, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

No, she was just using the stool to get rid of the awful taste of Pinkie's kiss.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Nopony knew why Rainbow Dash would want to do that, because for all we know, Pinkie's kiss probably tastes like chocolate and candy, then suddenly...

 

"Hey Dashie, is that a orange disguised as a banana you're eating?" asked Pinkie and meanwhile, Rarity was galloping back to the mirror, but she began to cry when the mirror shattered for no reason.

Edited March 31, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[Dark Heart 284]

Mean while Celestia broke the forth wall from the story on "Last Post WIns" searching for the human pooping Rarity to drag her back to that story so she can continue to tell her were exactly to poop.

 

Mean while the Mysterious Evil Being from "that topic" start opening a bride between topics thx to the power of the two pinkies pie he kidnap previously, his ultimate weapon That he was powering up whit the elements of harmony that he bought on Emane from Celestia.

 

Now not even discord and all the chaos that is happening here will stop me i shall invade 2 topics at once whit my nonesense buahahaha *say the mysterious Evil Being*

 

Meanwhile in this reality:

Dashie gives the "chocolate" to pinkie and she realize what she was eating twilight wake's up momentarily to see whats going on and faints again.

 

Rarity Finally realizes that there is more than just 2 Rarity and that perhaps there is more dimensions in the works......but before she continues thinking She proceeds to make more "chocolate" for dashie 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Mmm... this banana is good...but why did I hear screaming?" asked Dash. So the other Mane Five explained. Dash's reaction was...

Edited March 31, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[Cwanky 17,598]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SVldVNmac0

 

Said Pinkie, responding on Dash's behalf. Thankfully the episode was cut off shortly thereafter before any more innocent ponies and little girls could be hurt by Rainbow's repulsive behavior, whom Meghan McCarthy and staff threatened to severely reprimand if she didn't stop the lesbian sex and clopping and keep the show PG13 to their morals.

Edited January 28, 2014 by Cwanky

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

But a clopper threaten the staff to put more rule 34

[Bastion 414]

But in the nick of time, Celestia appeared and sent the clopper to the moon.

[DigitalRocket 185]

but not before the clopper already rule 34 the mane 6 and half of ponyville .

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

The FBI then confiscated all of the rule 34 material, that the clopper had made, and destroyed it.

[Book Horse 12]

Then Trixie came and rescued the clopper.