The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

I think I'm safe. Real life ponies can't open doors or climb stairs (at least I hope they can't).

[Galen Selanno 351]

I have nothing to worry about because I have my BASS CANNON!!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Nah, just a girl who only knows dubstep and disc-jockeying. If she ever had fighting skills, it would be as pathetic as holding a gun or judo.

[Hastur 505]

Hello again, I'm the one who created Chuck Norris :3

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Not you again, Feline God from Valinor!

NO! NO! NO!

[Hastur 505]

*throws you into pony hell* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Is this some kind of joke?!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

your a demon you enslave peoples souls well I'd say I'm fucked since I'm already a ghost

[Hastur 505]

*summons army of DC heroes and DBZ Characters*

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

to do what? I'm a ghost

 

as for you your no threat to me little cat

[Hastur 505]

Oh yeah? *summons Ghostbusters*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

NOT YOU AGAIN!!!

[Hastur 505]

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

What manner of god is this?!

[Hastur 505]

I am God of the internet. Expect trolling *knocks on your window, then runs away giggling*

[BitterBubblegum 75]

Aww! KAWAII DESU!!!!!!!!! KITTY! My death shall not come!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

just try to assassinate a ghost see how that turns out

[Hastur 505]

*summons Ghost-busters* I shall rustle your jimmies

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

eh, a kitten... you know I know kittens are cute and all, but not enough to defeat someone. If you tried and kill me I would kill you back. 

[Overdrive 5,366]

Offer a 6-pack, reminisce about past.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Oh hello Dashie...

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Safe

[Hastur 505]

I will summon a giant watermelon to kill you cuz I'm a boss 

[uptill5am 36]

KITTY!

(hugs and offers treats)

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

D: looks like he's staring meanly

I-I'm a friendly person please don't hurt me D':