The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Smoke? Not screwed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Smoke? Not screwed.

I'm not smoke.

 

 

I'm not in the least bit danger.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Zalgo or somethin? Not screwed. 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

If i was still mortal, i wouldn't have known what hit me. Luckily, im not, so i probably just gotta deal with a bunch of pain. But, i'll still float out alive, so i'll be fine. Probably.

[DaReaper 1,944]

I think I'm good. It's a dapper question mark

[10InTheTardis 509]

I'd probably be okay but i still wouldn't fight grim reaper scootaloo

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Are you still the doctor or just a regular old unicorn? Because if you are the doctor you would probably win, but if not, then you're going to be my lunch.

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

What am I even looking at?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What am I even looking at?

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Well then satanic demon from the furthest reaches of hell, I shall copy your form and then I am INVINCIBLE.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well then satanic demon from the furthest reaches of hell, I shall copy your form and then I am INVINCIBLE.

Can you actually do that!? I'm as big as an entire planet, so I doubt you could, but then again nothing is impossible... If you can actually do what you say then I'm completely screwed.  

Edited January 3, 2015 by Proto-Stormgiggle

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

the Ponies of Equestria will be singing about this battle for centuries..... *draws knife and readies magic* face me 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How many times do I have to destroy you before you realize you can't defeat me? 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

as many times as it will take you to realize..... LEGENDS CAN'T DIE

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sure they can. They fade from memory as new tales of heroism replace them. Or you can just kill everypony who remembers the legend.

[GONEFOREVER 518]

aaaand boned.

[Digital Brohoof 11]

Wilson on a beefalo? WIth a Spear?

 

Simple, just never touch the ground. Again. KEEP TO THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEZ

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

It would appear to be a pone.

And not a unicorn one.

I'd say my chances are midrange.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

He doesn't look at all threatening. I highly doubt he could defeat me. 

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

He's Captain America, not sure if you know.

I don't know what's in your avvie. Looks like a fractal, though, which is pretty neat, but things that look like fractals tend to get out of control quickly, so I'd guess I'd be done for.

Edited January 4, 2015 by Snow-Covered Forest

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

A man? Can't be better than me!

[Stormlight 1,371]

...well then :3 I'll be making my grave now, excuse me

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

whats this you dare challenge me, mare? very well I can beat you without my knife or magic

[Lordav 3,427]

Well it depends?

 

 can i have a three-hour run head start?

[Lisa 5,553]

I'm oki