The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

...I might be able to outrun that thing, or blast it with a good revolver or shotgun.

[Solid 1,327]

That firing rate...

[Commander Tangent 861]

Not too dead, I think XP

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

That looks terrifying, and I am probably going to feel pain. Thank my lord that I'm immortal... Wait, I can't fight back... I'll just keep escaping til everything dies by age. Yeah, good plan.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Unless you can ask me to death or something, I don't feel very threatened.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Yes, i am going to keep asking you questions til the end of time! Like that one annoying game character. What was it, Navi? Think thats it.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I don't think I will be screwed at all

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You, kill me? Hilarious!

[Buck Testa 5,505]

The grim reaper wants me dead...well then....shit

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am not the grim reaper! I am a lich! Why do so many people make that mistake!? 

 

Although you are slightly creepy, you are no match for me. 

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Sorry you evil cloaked skeleton types all look the same to me :3

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral.  

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Well that just makes you even less intimidating. My screwed meter is dropping by the second. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well that just makes you even less intimidating.

Good. The more you underestimate me the easier you will be to defeat. 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

The Grim Reaper. Literally Death itself. Yep, I'm screwed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

The Grim Reaper. Literally Death itself. Yep, I'm screwed.

GAH!!! I AM NOT THE GRIM REAPER!!! I AM A LICH!!!   

 

Also, you have absolutely no chance of harming me what so ever. 

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So nonthreatening it's funny. 

[ShadowPirateX 600]

I'm gonna have to use the True Dragon Sword (and maybe the Blade of the Archfiend) if I have to fight this lich.

 

Yes, i am going to keep asking you questions til the end of time! Like that one annoying game character. What was it, Navi? Think thats it.

Unlike the misguided bunch, I am not annoyed by Navi the slightest. I suppose that gives me an advantage.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm gonna have to use the True Dragon Sword (and maybe the Blade of the Archfiend) if I have to fight this lich.

Ha! Your blade is no match for mine!

[Kagamine Rin 45]

not scared

THE POWER OF JONTRON SHALL SPOOK YOU

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'll take more then a possessed animatronic to kill me...  :comeatus:

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Kalidescope vision. Pretty, yes. Deadly, no.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Kalidescope vision. Pretty, yes. Deadly, no.

No silly! I'm an energy being of unfathomable power, far beyond the comprehension of pathetic mortals! 

[Tweedle Dee 17]

I'm pretty sure it's a kalidescope dude...

So, no.