Ask France

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Yes, ask me anything. 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Why do you surrender so often?

 

Escargot? Ew.

 

Who is Charles De Gaulle?

 

What's so great about the Eiffel Tower anyways?

 

How's it going with Italy these days?

 

When's the last time you had a nice jolly war with Britain?

 

What's fabulous?

 

Which is your favourite Pony?

 

Why are there so many French loanwords in English tu-jour?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

 

 

Why do you surrender so often?

Because you're ugly.

 

 

Escargot? Ew.

 

It's a delicacy.

 

 

Who is Charles De Gaulle?

 

Superman

 

 

What's so great about the Eiffel Tower anyways?

It brings tourists and money.

 

 

How's it going with Italy these days?

He's my brother, my stupid brother. Just look at him.

 

 

 

When's the last time you had a nice jolly war with Britain?

I dunno, I was drunk. 

 

 

What's fabulous?

Me obviously.

 

 

Which is your favourite Pony?

Cadence

 

 

Why are there so many French loanwords in English tu-jour?

Because Satan lol 

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

how is america and the others stupid germany pushing italy too hard...