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I hit you on the head with the glass then stab you.

 

I leave you a paper bag


I only love you platonically.

As in plate tectonics.

As in two bodies sliding against each other.

<3

-Makusu

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I shove it up your ***. You will now fill up with crap until you explode.

 

I leave a neutron


"[Hitler] was a political genius. He got half of Europe just by asking. He had Germany working and everything was in his favor. Then he dun goofed boi n he trid 2 DED the ppl and he bad."

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I tell the small child to grab their best friends and that you are a piñata stuffed with candy. The only way to get the candy is to crack you open.

 

 

I leave a moldy, deviled egg.


Tom V.S. Boulder: Who will win?

 

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i would duplicate the ball 300 times and force feed you them all

 

one pound of grease


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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe 

OC'S are on my really short about me page

efyl 4 seinorB-ageN

http://kevan.org/johari?name=vincent(i+am+become+death) what do you think of me

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=carlton+banks

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i dip it in steel and slit your throat

 

i leave a pickle


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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe 

OC'S are on my really short about me page

efyl 4 seinorB-ageN

http://kevan.org/johari?name=vincent(i+am+become+death) what do you think of me

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=carlton+banks

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smack you with the fish and the scales cut you up

 

 

i leave a bag of skittles

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I'm a bomb. . . made of fire.

So I bomb things. . . with fire. . . and do nothing else

NOTHING!

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I poison the fish and feed it to you.

 

Ninja'd  :ph34r:

 

I drop the Skittles into your open mouth as you sleep on your back, and you choke on them.

 

I leave a Q-tip.

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