Ask a Rainbow Factory supervisor

[Apple Bloom Bot 47]

What do you do with all of the rainbows collected from victims other than decorating Equestria with it?

 

And if you are wondering and trying to question of why am I asking you this question, somepony will the next victim in this factory be it a stranger or an employee of mine in ten seconds flat! Or the next shift or so, I need to take a nap!

Edited July 20, 2013 by Rainbow D. Dash

[Derpamena Diane Pie 13]

What if you were the next pony to be used to power cloudsdale

[Moniker 93]

@,  You see, we have very little chance of that, I have deals with Rainbow Dash.

[Aries Flare 11]

How difficult is it to start working for you?

[Moniker 93]

@@Aries Flare, It's quite hard, you of course need to be a Pegasus, then you need to swear not to speak of the Rainbow Factory, to any-pony, then you have to be alright with the sight of dead bodies and or blood. 

[Octave Bass 0]

Can you tell us your schedule on an average day?

[Moniker 93]

Can you tell us your schedule on an average day?

Nothing special, we wake up from our often cut off sleep; often nightmares. We eat our breakfast, then work, simple as that.

[Octave Bass 0]

Nothing special, we wake up from our often cut off sleep; often nightmares. We eat our breakfast, then work, simple as that.

Really? So nothing interesting ever happens?

[Moniker 93]

Really? So nothing interesting ever happens?

Meh, that occasional idiot comes through close to escape, I decide what happens to him, that's always fun. never had I given many chances.

[Octave Bass 0]

How does one get a job at the rainbow factory? 

[Moniker 93]

How does one get a job at the rainbow factory? 

For me...I just spoke with Rainbow Dash head supervisor, did some swearing that I would never tell any-pony about the Rainbow Factory without permission, you have to be a Pegasus, and you have got to be able to handle the sight of blood.  

[Octave Bass 0]

Are you and Rainbow Dash friends, or just co-workers?

[Moniker 93]

Are you and Rainbow Dash friends, or just co-workers?

Both, I met her out of the factory. Met up with her after her work hours, she told me since I was in dyer need of money, she might be able to get me a job in the Rainbow Factory, which she did, I came in the first day; you are cut some slack if you need to puke, at the third work day, you are frowned after. I later met up with RD and asked my spot, she said I was a supervisor. So I am both. 

[Octave Bass 0]

How long have you been working there?

[Moniker 93]

How long have you been working there?

Not too long, about a year. Most others have been there for way longer then a year.

[Octave Bass 0]

Are you ever  allowed to leave?

[Moniker 93]

Are you ever  allowed to leave?

Only those such as myself, and Rainbow Dash. It was originally any-pony, however, that was stopped. Only one other got out. A crazy stallion running the knife machine.

[Octave Bass 0]

Only those such as myself, and Rainbow Dash. It was originally any-pony, however, that was stopped. Only one other got out. A crazy stallion running the knife machine.

I think I heard something about that. How was that handled?

[Moniker 93]

I think I heard something about that. How was that handled?

We found him...now he's an earth pony, and dead.

Edited August 16, 2013 by Voxal Scratch

[Octave Bass 0]

How many have you killed?

[Moniker 93]

 

 

How many have you killed?

 It all started nine thousand years ago. So well over ninety thousand.

[Octave Bass 0]

 It all started nine thousand years ago. So well over ninety thousand.

I mean you in specific. Not the entire factory.

[Moniker 93]

I mean you in specific. Not the entire factory.

Me specifically? Maybe, forty five this year, and another forty five last year.

[Octave Bass 0]

Me specifically? Maybe, forty five this year, and another forty five last year.

Damn. That must really chip away at the mind.

[Moniker 93]

Damn. That must really chip away at the mind.

Yes, yes it really does. My mind is more unstable then others.