Theory Theory: MLP: FiM, LPS, Transformers and GI Joe take place in the same universe.

[Salacious B. Crumb 13]

        So, I was just reading "The Pixar Theory," and it got me thinking. What other franchises exist in the same universe? Naturally, my thoughts turned to My Little Pony. So, here's the theory.

 

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        It all begins with Transformers. When the eponymous robots crash on Earth, it attracts the attention of the alien race known as the Cobra-La. The Cobra-La want to conquer Earth, because, according to the Transformers Wiki:

 "Whenever something (or someone) leaves, escapes, or is otherwise ejected from Cybertron, there's a disproportionate chance it will eventually wind up on Earth."

 

        So, obviously the Cobra-La want Cybertron technology. But how, you may ask, does this tie in with LPS and MLP. Well, I don't watch LPS, but I have seen bits and pieces. Apparently it stars technicolor, sentient animals alongside humans. Humans who are in possession of advanced robotic tech. I watched a bit of an LPS episode with my little sister, and apparently some chicks have a robot guard for their pet store. So, back to the theory. I theorize that the security robot was created with salvaged Cybertron technology. When the Transformers came to Earth, they emit a special radiation that is harmless to humans, but that mutates animals, making them colorful and sentient.

 

        But, years later, these animals have risen up and overthrown the humans, expelled the Transformers and Cobra-La. A formed a new society, called Equestria. The first three generations of My Little Pony take place at roughly the same time. G1 and 2 take place somewhere in Europe, and the human children in G1 were from one of the last human colonies. G3 and My Little Pony Tales take place in abandoned human cities, probably in New Jersey.

 

        G4, however, takes place thousands of years after G3. Most animals have devolved back to their original states. Human architecture is completely destroyed, but bits and pieces of their technology still lingers. Mutated ponies are the dominant race. A swarm of alien nanites (I'll call them robochlorian) have made Earth their home, allowing the ponies to manipulate them in return for being able to feed on their planet's minerals. Ponies that can manipulate these nanites have powers such as telekinesis, teleportation, among other things. 

 

Mutant wasps roam the wastelands, their wings, limbs and hair-like web secretions slowly decaying due to constant radiation exposure. They feed upon chemicals and pheromones that the mutant ponies emit. Buffalo, zebras,  donkeys, cows, sheep, mutant eagles and mutant human-cow hybrids that call themselves minotaurs all possess sentience.  

 

But hey, it's just a theory. A show theory!

Edited July 22, 2013 by Salacious B. Crumb