Wake up in Bed with the avatar above you, Your reaction?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Nice gun, Now drop it before I take off your head

[Zhortac 1,474]

OK umm.....Oh, Jack O'Neill answer, "Yeah....that's not going to happen."

[Lugubrious Pony 25]

You, crazy motherfucker, jump out of the window or shove that weapon upon your a**.

Edited February 17, 2014 by Lugubrious Pony

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*proceeds to steal all newcomers wallets and hides under the local bed, from whence I came, as per usual.*

"I've done it before! Don't think I won't do it again!"

Edited February 17, 2014 by AI Pony

[Sky Cutter 294]

uuuhh.... doctor?

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*Peeks plunger eye out from under local bed*

Would you like me to leave him a message?

[Lugubrious Pony 25]

You, yeah you, the cyclops mothafucka, what are ya doin' in ma bed? GTFO

[Bojo 1,172]

Woaaaaah! Did I leave my window open?

[Sky Cutter 294]

yes, yes you did

[Lugubrious Pony 25]

I'm the night haunting you, I'll get in all your dreams and eat your soul while you're not watching. I'm all your fears, I'm Yog-Sothoth, Cthulhu, Cthugha, Azathoth. Come on, let me see directly in your eyes, let me rape your mind, let me eat your dreams. You'll not wake up this time, ma little droogie, you'll not wake...

Edited February 17, 2014 by Lugubrious Pony

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*Slaps Lugubrious Pony and stares into soul with my plunger eye*

Is something supposed to happen, because if so, it's not working.

Edited February 17, 2014 by AI Pony

[Lugubrious Pony 25]

Shut up, you cyclops thingy! I'm consuming your soul, even if you don't see it. 

[Sky Cutter 294]

fascinating

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

What soul? I'm just an indestructible tin can filled with circuit boards that learn. Computers can learn, but they don't have souls. (That was not very effective)

[Lugubrious Pony 25]

Ehem... Goodnight to you all! (I'm a trojan then).

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You haven't drowned?

[Bastion 414]

I'm 50% helium! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Just go away, I'm sleepy.

[Wingnut 6,998]

Who wants a belly rub?  Who wants a belly rub?   

[CrimsonWeb 786]

bANANA

[Mr F 1,522]

Why are you in my bed?

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Because it is the best place to plunder hobitses pocketses... Speaking of...

*loots newcomers wallets (again)*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*chucks out window* Anyways, there isnt anything in my wallet...MUHAHAHA

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Nah, you're safe from my looting hands

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Yay!