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Nameless Knight

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GlaDOS: I'm still waiting on that test subject

 

Ok guys either one of you sacrifice yourself for the others and they are set free or all of you die by nerotoxin

 

If you didn't notice I said you not us.....

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"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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Well...

 

If you want me to destroy your facility and put a moron at your place...

 

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"—Friedrich Nietzsche

 

here's the most disturbing / touching sentence I ever read :"You have beautiful eyes" — Scootaloo's last words, The Rainbow Factory

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Ok get moving Shadling

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"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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This facility is under new management.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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well Temporary new management for a month but.....

keep telling yourself that....

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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Are you arguing with a Dragon? Besides, GLaDOS has done such excellent work, she needs her retirement.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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She can't retire... Mostly because she is an AI and would die if she lost this job... Also because this is the only thing she knows how to do.

 

So now are you ready for me to transfer your mind into the GlaDOS body?

 

GlaDOS is using a temporary android body I created myself with the help of fact core.....

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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Oh no. My mind is going nowhere. No, the body occupied by GLaDOS is going to stay empty.

 

I have decreed that this facility has outlived its usefulness and will be shut down.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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What!!

*Blue eye turns red*

I can not let you do that

*robot claws grab the Questioner;'s wings and legs*

If you are not going to take control of the facility then I will!

*GlaDOS body reactivates*

GlaDOS: Sorry but I..... Can I please go on vacation  once without you trying to kill the replacement

*eye goes blue* sorry ma'am

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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I must agree with this little crazy Weathley, this facility can not stop, but GLaDOS needs vacations...

 

*use magic to teleport The Questioner out of the mechanical claw*

 

So please children stop your crying and just sing along with me.

 

When you're rife with devastation

There's a simple explanation:

You're a toymaker's creation

Trapped inside a crystal ball

 

And whichever way he tilts it

Know that we must be resilient

We won't let them break our spirits

As we sing our silly song...

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"—Friedrich Nietzsche

 

here's the most disturbing / touching sentence I ever read :"You have beautiful eyes" — Scootaloo's last words, The Rainbow Factory

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I must agree with this little crazy Weathley, this facility can not stop, but GLaDOS needs vacations...

 

I am not Wheatley, I am the Time core. Also I'm not crazy, GlaDOS just had a kill feature installed so if Wheatley came back... or the military.... or Russia... or Sasquatches

 

oh hi!!

*looks at notepad*

Sassy.....

the Sasquatch Human

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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The facility will be rebuilt in a better location, better technology amd more.

 

I appreciate the save, Shadling, but it was not needed, I have magic of my own.

 

And GLaDOS, you can always apply for a position at the new location.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Who are you... a new test subject!

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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GlaDOS: Times what have you done!!!

What *sees Testing chamber destroyed*

This won't go against my permanent record will it?

GlaDOS: Your fired

Come on please please please please please...

* gets thrown into elevator and hears*

I don't want me freedom!!!

Well might as well see if they are still hiring at the Rainbow factory

*rolls off*

"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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