Count to a million

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

355044

 

Quiet tonight?

Everyone out for a Friday night?

(I'm sat in the Kebab house )

 

Ah, got me a hankerin' fer sum applefritters.

[Overdrive 5,366]

355###

 

I broke the cardinal rule of console gaming...

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

355046

 

Loaded a sammich not a dvd?

[Overdrive 5,366]

355###

 

No, I bought a PC game.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

355048

Instead of the console version?

[Overdrive 5,366]

355###

 

Sorta. I have a console version of it, but I've wanted to upgrade to next-gen. Instead of getting a PS4 or Xbox One, I bought it to play on my rather expensive computer.

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355050

 

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

 

To render the building on the other side.

 

[Overdrive 5,366]

355###

 

It's old-gen vs. new-gen GTA V.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355052

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355053

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355054

[Overdrive 5,366]

355055

 

My intention was to buy a next-gen console, but I figured I might as well just buy the PC version because I have a computer I know that can handle it.

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355055

 

 

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355056

[PoisonClaw 8,172]

355,057

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355058

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355059

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355060

 

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

355062

[DasCapschen 7,775]

355063

 

a programmer started to cuss,

because getting to sleep was a fuss,

as he lay there in bed, looping round in his head was:

while(!asleep){ sheep++; }

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

355064

 

I am the co-pilot, I sit on the right,

It's up to me to be quick and bright;

I never talk back for I have regrets,

But I have to remember what the Captain forgets.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355065

[Cadance of Love 1,118]

355066 Dawn betrayed us? ....

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

355067

[Lightwing 12,978]

355068

 

 

Dawn betrayed us?

hue