You call this a friendship report?

[Onylex 2,836]

The way you play is pretty simple.

 

Lets just pretend that your a faithful student of a Princess, and you're writing them a letter.

 

Lay out:

Dear Princess_________,<--insert silliness here

<insert more silliness here>

~Your faithful student,__________<---Insert your user name here

 

Examples:

1. Dear Princess Champion RD92,

    Thanks for being cool.

   ~your faithful student,Onlyex

==============================================

2. Dear Princess Tom,

    You rock.(lol)

    ~your faithful student, Onlyex

==============================================

3. Dear Princess my laptop, 

   Y U NO GOOD as laptop I saw in commercial?

    ~your not-so-faithful-owner,Onlyex

==============================================

4. Dear Princess Hasbro,

 

 

    ~your somewhat-kinda-not really-faithful-fan-student-person, Onlylex

===============================================

5. Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

    Your are a fun and neat moderator, thanks for the brohoof. 

    ~your faithful MLPF user, Onylex 

===============================================

Okay, okay these are sort of dumb examples but, you get the idea, right?   

[Fredbermudez 117]

Let me start off! Dear Princess Luna,

Thank you for bringing the night back! Or i would never be able to sleep.. *Sigh*

Your kinda faithful student Dragonshy.

[Jackleberry 1,920]

Dear Princess Twitch

I would like to thank you for making awesome music, especially the song you call Flutterborn, that one was one of the first brony made songs I ever listened to, it's like music to my ears, literally ... that is all.

Your music listening fan, Sir Lunashy

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Dear Princess Pony Person

i love you

Your faithful lover student, Wuvable ♥ Woona

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess @lincolnshirepony

I wuv you... No... not THAT WAY! You know what I mean

your faithful student, Sterling Crimson.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Dear Princess Luna

You have a nice butt

Your faithful stalker admirer, Wuvable ♥ Woona

Edited August 27, 2013 by Wuvable ♥ Woona

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess Jaimie,

I hope you don't actually find this forum and read this, but if you do, I love you     .

Your faithful tutor, Sterling Crimson Paul 

[stainesbrony 219]

Dear Princess Hanna-Barbera,

Quercius Alba used one of your copyrighted phrases.

Your Whistleblower, Kay Faraday.

Edited August 21, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess Mario,

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!

 

Your faithful enemy, King Bowser.

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

Dear Princess Pyro

I'd love to set the world on fire with you!

Your faithful fan, Clover, The Courier

Edited August 21, 2013 by EquestriasCourier

[Xievie 498]

Dear Princess WheatleyCore,

Do you have a dillydanger or fadoodledaddle?

Your hardly faithful student, Yolo Swaggins the Third

 

[stainesbrony 219]

Dear Princess Ema Skye,

SCIENCE!

Your faithful person-who-always-seems-to-be-investigating-the-same-case-as-you, Apollo Justice.

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess @Budding Night,

 

How's it going internet sis?

 

Your faithful internet bro, Sterling Crimson.

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Princess 

Lets go bowling

~your faithful bowling buddy, Onylex

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

Dear Princess Gray Mann

I absolutely love killing your robots!

Your faithful (enemy), The Sniper

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess A-Roid,

 

You tarnished baseball's name. Damn you.

 

Your disgruntled baseball fan, Sterling Crimson.

[NothingIsEverything 1,233]

Dear Princess SCS,

 

Thank you for being my first friend on this site. I am glad to have know you. You are one of my best friends.

 

Your faithful student, NothingIsEverything (AKA Mentally Blind, AKA The Philosopher)

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Princess @BronyPony

I dont like math

~your faithful person-who-doesn't-like-math :|

[BronyPony 575]

Dear ~OnylexOmnyPony

Wait. what?

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear ~OnylexOmnyPony

Wait. what?

I dont like math.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Dear Princess OmnyPony

HOW DAFUQ DO YOU NOT LIKE MATH

Your confuzzled poster person, Wuvable ♥ Woona

Edited August 21, 2013 by Wuvable ♥ Woona

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Princess OmnyPony

HOW DAFUQ DO YOU NOT LIKE MATH

Your confuzzled poster person, Wuvable ♥ Woona

Dear Princess Wuvable ♥ Woona,

 

 

Hoping that answers your question 

Your math derp poster, Onylex  

Edited August 21, 2013 by Onylex

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Dear Princess Wuvable ♥ Woona,

 

 

Hoping that answers your question

Your math derp poster, Onylex

Dear Pribcess OmnyPony

I have never seen a question like that before

Your confounded filly, Wuvable ♥ Woona

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess Twilight,

 

Let's lay down for some... you know what...

 

Your lovely stallion, Flash Sentry.

[True Rarity 1,239]

Dear Princess Cookie,

 

I eat you now.

 

Your faithful student, True Rarity.