The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Solitary Confinement for obstruction of justice, robbery, and first degree murder of an innocent cupkek and several muffins. 

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for control the weathers. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for stealing deadmau5's head.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for forcing urban legend on people with an axe.

[Tao 7,775]

Jailed for having a better sig than me!

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for being a sailor  vigilante! 

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Jailed for stealing Nick Fury's eye-patch!

[Senko 459]

Jailed for causing a flood in the Sahara desert.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for stalking. 

[BulkyBright 37]

Jailed for touching up kids.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for molesting Spongebob and Patrick.

Molest - To pester or harass (someone) in an aggressive or persistent manner.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for kidnapping pokemon trainers.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Solitary Confinement for kidnapping all Koffings and Ekans'.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for gunning at everyone.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for shooting at blimps.

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JAILED FOR BREATHING OXYGEN

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for black marketing oxygen 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Solitary Confinement for not selling oxygen for the right price. 

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for taking up all the oxygen 

[Tao 7,775]

Jailed for giving me bad air in the first place!

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for cutting the cheese.

[Number62 1,258]

Jailed for using the wrong sword to cut the cheese.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Solitary Confinement for picking the wrong cheese in an unhealthy environment. 

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Jailed for using lower case and uppercase multiple times in your username

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for being masked.