The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Nsxile 26,898]

6 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

How do you know how doubled negatives work?  Life in prison!

Jailed because I have a brain, funnily enough; that's how I know how double negatives work. 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Jailed for making me cry

 

 

[Nsxile 26,898]

2 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Jailed for making me cry

 

 

Jailed for crying... And also posting a techno track that has nothing to do with the above message 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Just now, Nsxile said:

Jailed for crying... And also posting a techno track that has nothing to do with the above message 

Jailed for calling a trance song techno. 

[Nsxile 26,898]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

Jailed for calling a trance song techno. 

Jailed for... Good point... Still, it's been a while since I've remembered the differences between music genres.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for breaking the law of music.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed because there is no law of music 

[BroomsNHops 260]

Jailed for saying that there's no law of music!

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for violating freedom of speech by jailing me for saying the above 

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Jailed for stealing all the wealth within a 30 mile radius.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Jailed for violently attacking eight different adventurers at once.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for not animating the aura around the horn 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for protesting.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for being a truck, yet somehow managing to type and be sentient 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Just now, Nsxile said:

Jailed for being a truck, yet somehow managing to type and be sentient 

Jailed for insufficient excuse for arrest. Vehicles are a lot smarter than you think.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Just now, Masked Panzy said:

Jailed for insufficient excuse for arrest. Vehicles are a lot smarter than you think.

Jailed because vehicles have no brains... Unless you're not actually sentient and actually a puppet of a programmer of your ECU.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Just now, Nsxile said:

Jailed because vehicles have no brains... Unless you're not actually sentient and actually a puppet of a programmer of your ECU.

As a sentient truck, I can safely say that I have a brain and I'm not a puppet. Jailed for generalization and racism. Your punishment is to be strapped to the hood of a big rig and driven to Oklahoma.

[Nsxile 26,898]

1 minute ago, Masked Panzy said:

As a sentient truck, I can safely say that I have a brain and I'm not a puppet. Jailed for generalization and racism. Your punishment is to be strapped to the hood of a big rig and driven to Oklahoma.

Jailed because good luck enforcing that... And attempting to enforce that on me will start a battle that you can't win. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for perving on the beach.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for stalking.

Just now, Bakugou Is My Man ❤ said:

Texting while driving

I'm pretty sure they didn't have cellphones in 1971.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for driving while under the influence.

6 minutes ago, Bakugou Is My Man ❤ said:

How was I supposed to know that this photo was taken in that year? 

Duel

[Nsxile 26,898]

16 hours ago, Masked Panzy said:

Jailed for perving on the beach.

Jailed for false allegations

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Jailed for eating all the muffins.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for stealing all the animals 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Jailed for accidentally burning down too many remote Welsh villages.