Guess that reference!

[Woohoo 34,886]

No idea.

"I can't come in today. I caught something terrible."
"What'd you catch?"
"I caught sight of the calendar!"

[Spark Thunderbass 1,490]

No idea.

"TAKE OUT THOSE F*****G PT BOATS!"

[Woohoo 34,886]

One of the Call of Duty games... (my last one was SpongeBob)

"Coconuts have water in them!"

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[Fritzy 1,869]

No idea 

“For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.”

Bonus. Don’t just say what series. What exactly it’s from and WHO said it. 

[Woohoo 34,886]

No idea.

"This private has dishonored himself... and dishonored the platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given him the proper motivation! So... from now on whenever he fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish ALL OF YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut!"

[Iforgotmybrain 6,216]

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE? Full Metal Jacket.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

[IridescentEdge 100]

Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle. Hm?

[Woohoo 34,886]

37 minutes ago, Iforgotmybrain said:

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE? Full Metal Jacket.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

From one war movie to another Top Gun.

"The nerve of those people, inviting me down there... on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my SCHEDULE wouldn't allow it!"
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"4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"

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