Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

yup he sure did but your brother is really good at rapping though! and there are other video`s like that with your friends on it!

 

Ah never knew rappin' was su popular 'monst ponies...

 

Relax, it was a joke. Hence the "*Is shot*". I like to fake-insult people. Like Jeff Dunham.

 

Dashin' through the sand....with a bomb strapped ta mah back...ah have a nasty plan...for Christmas in Ir- whoops. Ah mean, who's Jeff Dunham?

 

AJ are you gonna pick up Applebloom from school t'day, or am I?

 

She got detention today...again.

 

And nice job with the rappin' there, Mac!

 

Hi Applejack. listen, i probably won't have anything to do tommorow so maybe you want to idk hangout? I would love to help out with the applebucking and whatnot.

 

Sure, ah could use a hoof, ah guess.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Dashin' through the sand....with a bomb strapped ta mah back...ah have a nasty plan...for Christmas in Ir- whoops. Ah mean, who's Jeff Dunham?

 

If you don't know who he is, then why did you just sing a song by one of his puppets?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

She got detention today...again.

 

And nice job with the rappin' there, Mac!

 

Ah'll talk to her..

 

An' aw shucks, AJ...

[Aureity 3,055]

If you don't know who he is, then why did you just sing a song by one of his puppets?

 

Course ah know who he is...although ah probably shouldn't. Oh well.

 

Ah'll talk to her..

 

An' aw shucks, AJ...

 

Alrighty, ah hope it goes well.

[Luna on the Moon 3]

I found you can't always get along with a certain 2.

That certiain 2 is Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

Am I right? That IS a question right?

[Aureity 3,055]

I found you can't always get along with a certain 2.

That certiain 2 is Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

Am I right? That IS a question right?

 

Dash is alright...a tad hardheaded n' competitive, but decent.

Rarity....she's a kind one, but galdernit, so obsessed with them "dresses". And then she goes n' makes ME wear em for her.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Poor poor Applejack I feel bad for you when you are with Rarity!

[Aureity 3,055]

Poor poor Applejack I feel bad for you when you are with Rarity!

 

Best thing ta do is ta pretend ya've got some other errand ta do and then run for your life.

Not very honest, but ah think Celesita'll let it slide for somethin' like this.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Yea it's to bad that you don't know anypony else to take your place for that part, right?

[Luna on the Moon 3]

I don't know, you still DO represent honesty. Really. Pretty obvious, right??????

[rainbow dash22 29]

Your so cute AJ!

[Luna on the Moon 3]

Your so cute AJ!

 

I am cute?

[Aureity 3,055]

Yea it's to bad that you don't know anypony else to take your place for that part, right?

 

*shrug* Ah'll live.

 

I don't know, you still DO represent honesty. Really. Pretty obvious, right??????

 

Ah'm honest so long as it ain't involvin' dressin' up all fancy-like.

 

Your so cute AJ!

 

Aha, thanks, partner!

 

I am cute?

 

Ya're cute too, lil' filly Celestia.

[Mysterypony92 581]

I just want to say Applejack if there is anything you want me to do for you just let me know and I will be willing to help?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

AJ, d'you know why mah drill-press chuck-key is stuck in an ice cream sandwich?...

 

...Where's Apple Bloom?

Edited August 2, 2012 by Blue

[Aureity 3,055]

I just want to say Applejack if there is anything you want me to do for you just let me know and I will be willing to help?

 

Thanks, sugarcube, but ah'm fine as of now!

 

AJ, d'you know why mah drill-press chuck-key is stuck in an ice cream sandwich?...

 

...Where's Apple Bloom?

 

Aw, that's a shame.

 

...can ah give the sandwich ta Dash with the chuck key still mooshed inside?

[Gikkleslick 41]

...can ah give the sandwich ta Dash with the chuck key still mooshed inside?

 

...Mooshed?

 

Must... resist... urge... to... correct... grammar...

 

Anyway, what is the most violent movie you have ever seen? Mine is The Expendables.

[Aureity 3,055]

...Mooshed?

 

Must... resist... urge... to... correct... grammar...

 

Anyway, what is the most violent movie you have ever seen? Mine is The Expendables.

 

Ah don't really watch them violent movies, cause ah just know Apple Bloom will find a way ta take a peek, and ah don't want that happenin'.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Aw, that's a shame.

 

...can ah give the sandwich ta Dash with the chuck key still mooshed inside?

 

Ah 'spose. But it ain't like it's small.

[Gikkleslick 41]

 

 

Ah don't really watch them violent movies, cause ah just know Apple Bloom will find a way ta take a peek, and ah don't want that happenin'.

 

Well, The Expendables isn't that violent. You know, other than a guy getting blown in half. Or a guy stabbing another guy in the neck with a knife and twisting the knife. Or- holy crap, I never realized how violent that movie was. No wonder it's rated R.

[Lucky 4]

I tend to do a lot of work around where I live to. A lot of it involving manual labor (obviously) but sometimes I just want to give up and relax. What should I do?

[Aureity 3,055]

Ah 'spose. But it ain't like it's small.

 

Ah, galdernit. Maybe ah'll just clonk her over the head with it instead.

 

 

Well, The Expendables isn't that violent. You know, other than a guy getting blown in half. Or a guy stabbing another guy in the neck with a knife and twisting the knife. Or- holy crap, I never realized how violent that movie was. No wonder it's rated R.

 

Ah'm sorry, but ah don't want Apple Bloom gettin' any nightmares. Plus, we don't even got one of those fancy-smanshy "Dvd players".

 

I tend to do a lot of work around where I live to. A lot of it involving manual labor (obviously) but sometimes I just want to give up and relax. What should I do?

 

Do it. Relaxin's good for ya. Ah learned that the hard way - ya can't push yourself beyond your limit, or ya'll be in a world of pain.

[Bright Honor 2,769]

Hi Applejack!

Edited August 5, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[Mysterypony92 581]

*picks on Applebloom* what do you think about that? *now starts destroying the farm and scares all the cows then chops down all the apple trees* and how about that?

[Gikkleslick 41]

*picks on Applebloom* what do you think about that? *now starts destroying the farm and scares all the cows then chops down all the apple trees* and how about that?

 

Well, you're screwed.