Ask Evil Fluttershy! (V2)

[FlutterShay 46]

I had received word that someone had been creeping around my lair...but I was not expecting a pony like you.

Congrats on getting past my traps, by the way. That truly does take guts. But I am afraid that your plan to stop me shall not go through. GUARDS! Kindly escort this one to the exit...or to an empty cell. Your choice.

What? You just want to ask me...questions? Interrogation, I see. Very crafty. Or are you simply wishing to know more about me, Ponyville's resident criminal mastermind?

Nonetheless, I am sure that I could spare a bit of time to answer your silly little questions. Go ahead. Shoot.

 

What happened to me? Is that really the best you've got? I was hoping for something a little more...unique. Oh well. I'll answer it.

Yes, I am still Fluttershy. Yet I am not the feeble "cutesy-wootsy" pushover twerp you've all come to know and love. How could I be? My friends abandoned me to save their own flanks!

After that, I realized something. They call me friend. Tool, more like it. They need me to be their element of kindness! Is that all that I am? Something to be hung up and pulled out when needed?

The whole lot of them tried their hardest to talk to me. They tried to apologize. But can you really forgive somepony for...for...

Maybe I should explain what happened.

 

The six of us were in a large cave in the Everfree collecting valuable minerals for Zecora, when what should walk in, but an Ursa Minor! Minor or not, that thing was bucking huge.

We were...we were trapped. Twilight fired up her teleportation spell. A flash of light filled the cave, but I didn't feel any change.

When I...opened my eyes, everyone was...was...gone. They had left me to survive on my own. Luckily, Zecora appeared. She distracted it with some special chant which gave me enough time to escape.

Twilight had tried to explain that something had gone WRONG with the spell. That she didn't know how it had happened! Hay! I've heard better excuses from bunnies!

 

So here I am, a poor, emotionally challenged little doofus. All locked away in my home. I didn't know what to do with myself, so I was just wasting away.

Until one day it hit me. Iron Will's course. It gave me independence and courage. Something I was lacking. I needed to become the monster that I had been so afraid to last time.

So I enrolled in his course. I became the monster. I embraced it. And I love it.

Look at me now, what I am. I've got animals that obey my every command (if they don't, they'll sorely regret it.), I've got my everfree lair, and I'm all set to get revenge on all those who have wronged me.

THEY WON'T FORGET THE DAY THEY MESSED WITH FLUTTERSHY! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

 

 

So...*ahem*...any other questions?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What is going on in here?

 

...AND WHY EXACTLY AREN'T YOU PAYING PROPERTY TAXES ON THIS LAND...?

[FlutterShay 46]

What is going on in here?

 

...AND WHY EXACTLY AREN'T YOU PAYING PROPERTY TAXES ON THIS LAND...?

 

   Pfft. You think you're oh-so-official that you can just strut right into MY base and order ME around? HA! As if!

   Of course, if you really want to discuss my debts, feel free to talk to my 'accountant', Mr. Bear. I'm sure he'd LOVE to get to know you. He'd just rip you to pieces!

   No really.

   He's a bear.

   He's literally going to rip you to pieces.

[Cerise Hood 102]

So you still love your animals?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Pfffttt you have a little attitude now so what? 

 

You think your so tough now?

[FlutterShay 46]

So you still love your animals?

Why wouldn't I? Many of them are friends of mine. I'll admit, some of them disagreed with my...change of heart. Some of them didn't support me. Including Angel.

Angel was a bit of a brat, but he always had his heart in the right place. He knew that what I was doing was wrong, and he left me because of it.

I still think of him every day. I miss you, Angel bunny.

 

Pfffttt you have a little attitude now so what? 

 

You think your so tough now?

A little attitude? Don't make me laugh. This is more than a silly little tantrum. It's who I am now. Celestia knows if I'll ever change back to how I was. Who knows?

Maybe with time I'll come to forgive my 'friends'. But for now, I'm perfectly happy with my "little attitude."

Edited December 5, 2013 by FlutterShay

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Why would you order around your "friends" like that after your original friends (aka Twilight and the bunch) seemed to do the same thing to you? Isn't that what you should've avoided doing? I don't mind with your change of heart but you should really not treat your friends like minions.

 

"I've got animals that obey my every command (if they don't, they'll sorely regret it.)"

 

If you are willing to be more caring at least towards your animal friends, I would gladly accept taking care of some of them if you are busy...with whatever you do.