Tom The Diamond 1,830 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Chuck Norris? Psht, screw him. He has nothing on Equestria's very own... Buck Norris. Who is Buck Norris? Only the toughest, most powerful and amazing earth pony in the world. Capable of feats beyond our mere mortal comprehension, this topic is dedicated to posting any discoverys in Buck Norrisology. I'll start us off. Buck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin under his beard. There is only another hoof. Ponies are afraid to be banished to the moon. Trollestia is afraid to be banished to anywhere near Buck Norris. Buck Norris's cutie mark is Buck Norris. Trixie can banish Ursa Majors. Buck Norris can banish Ursa Zillas. Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendermane 477 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Alicorns raise the sun and moon. Buck Norris raises the universe. Do you want to know why there is no crime in Equestria. Buck Norris. Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Prectar 43 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Buck Norris once shot a dragon down by pointing at it with his hoof and yelling bang! Buck Norris can buck all the apples in Equestria, by stomping the air. When Discord sees Buck Norris, Discord is immediately turned into a human, working a 9-17 job. The Royal Canterlot voice is a vague copy of when Buck Norris is whispering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico 790 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Buck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need a pegasus to move his clouds; they run away from him instead. Buck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Buck Norris. Ponies used to always wear socks, but they stopped because Buck Norris kept knocking them off. Buck Norris doesn't need music to get rid of Parasprites; they asexually de-produce in his presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Buck Norris is old now. He just sells weight systems on the pony network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marvelous 544 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 meh, Buck Norris sucks... Buck Lee is where its all really at... GO BUCK LEE!!! okay ponies, give me all your treasure. "I will destroy all the riders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom 2,933 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 (edited) When Buck Norris looks a cocatrice in the eye, it turns to stone. Buck Norris exploded twice and still survived to defeat a hydra. The reason Derpy Hooves is walleyed is because she stared at Buck Norris too long. Buck Norris doesn't need a horn to do magic, he just thinks about whatever he wants and wills it into being. Edited November 2, 2011 by Apple Bloom Signature by @Nico. Come join us for movies and more! Every Friday on Equestria.tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 November 2, 2011 Author Share November 2, 2011 Spike wants to be a dragon when he grows up. Dragons want to be Buck Norris when they grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzarePony 199 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 Buck Norris can create a sonic rainboom by blinking hard. 1 Brace yourself. Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broniesinarms 34 November 2, 2011 Share November 2, 2011 zebras originate from when buck norris invented the car and ran over a herd of white ponies 1 V-the birth of my bronyhood-V http://www.funnyjunk...r/broniesinarms http://broniesinarms...rt.com/gallery/ will update it nearly everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 583 November 3, 2011 Share November 3, 2011 Pinkie Pie can break the fourth wall; Buck Norris can break the fifth wall. MLP:FiM was created by Lauren Faust; Lauren Faust was created by Buck Norris. That's really all there is to say on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarFlare 21 November 3, 2011 Share November 3, 2011 (edited) Buck Norris can play this song on a 4 key piano with one hoof. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZN0zU3kGVA Edited November 3, 2011 by SolarFlare 2 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 November 3, 2011 Author Share November 3, 2011 Buck Norris once threw a grenade in a group of anti-ponies and killed them. Then the grenade exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 November 4, 2011 Share November 4, 2011 Seaponies can swim underwater Buck Norris can swim in land. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 November 4, 2011 Author Share November 4, 2011 Buck Norris named his two hoofs. The left one is Love. The right is Toleration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger 213 November 4, 2011 Share November 4, 2011 Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Buck Norris stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzarePony 199 November 4, 2011 Share November 4, 2011 Buck Norris is the reason why 95% of all ponies are female. Brace yourself. Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 November 30, 2011 Share November 30, 2011 Buck Norris doesn't need to be a Pegasus to walk on clouds, the clouds just let him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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