Buck Norris Facts

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Chuck Norris? Psht, screw him. He has nothing on Equestria's very own...

 

Buck Norris.

 

Who is Buck Norris? Only the toughest, most powerful and amazing earth pony in the world. Capable of feats beyond our mere mortal comprehension, this topic is dedicated to posting any discoverys in Buck Norrisology. I'll start us off.

 

Buck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin under his beard. There is only another hoof.

 

Ponies are afraid to be banished to the moon. Trollestia is afraid to be banished to anywhere near Buck Norris.

 

Buck Norris's cutie mark is Buck Norris.

 

Trixie can banish Ursa Majors. Buck Norris can banish Ursa Zillas.

 

Your turn.

[Slendermane 477]

Alicorns raise the sun and moon. Buck Norris raises the universe.

 

Do you want to know why there is no crime in Equestria. Buck Norris.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Buck Norris once shot a dragon down by pointing at it with his hoof and yelling bang!

 

Buck Norris can buck all the apples in Equestria, by stomping the air.

 

When Discord sees Buck Norris, Discord is immediately turned into a human, working a 9-17 job.

 

The Royal Canterlot voice is a vague copy of when Buck Norris is whispering.

[Nico 790]

Buck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need a pegasus to move his clouds; they run away from him instead.

 

Buck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Buck Norris.

 

Ponies used to always wear socks, but they stopped because Buck Norris kept knocking them off.

 

Buck Norris doesn't need music to get rid of Parasprites; they asexually de-produce in his presence.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Buck Norris is old now.

He just sells weight systems on the pony network.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

meh, Buck Norris sucks...

 

Buck Lee is where its all really at... GO BUCK LEE!!!

[Apple Bloom 2,930]

When Buck Norris looks a cocatrice in the eye, it turns to stone.

Buck Norris exploded twice and still survived to defeat a hydra.

The reason Derpy Hooves is walleyed is because she stared at Buck Norris too long.

Buck Norris doesn't need a horn to do magic, he just thinks about whatever he wants and wills it into being.

Edited November 2, 2011 by Apple Bloom

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Spike wants to be a dragon when he grows up.

 

Dragons want to be Buck Norris when they grow up.

[BizzarePony 199]

Buck Norris can create a sonic rainboom by blinking hard.

[Broniesinarms 34]

zebras originate from when buck norris invented the car and ran over a herd of white ponies

[Pony Joe 583]

Pinkie Pie can break the fourth wall; Buck Norris can break the fifth wall.

 

MLP:FiM was created by Lauren Faust; Lauren Faust was created by Buck Norris.

[SolarFlare 21]

Buck Norris can play this song on a 4 key piano with one hoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZN0zU3kGVA

Edited November 3, 2011 by SolarFlare

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Buck Norris once threw a grenade in a group of anti-ponies and killed them.

 

Then the grenade exploded.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Seaponies can swim underwater Buck Norris can swim in land.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Buck Norris named his two hoofs.

 

The left one is Love. The right is Toleration.

[Tyger 213]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Buck Norris stories.

[BizzarePony 199]

Buck Norris is the reason why 95% of all ponies are female.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Buck Norris doesn't need to be a Pegasus to walk on clouds, the clouds just let him.