Ask Luriel!

[Lunatic 1,186]

DEAR CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE!!!

 

we have come here to inform thy all of what has happend with our loyal subject luriel.

 

our sister has found out about what we were doing in secred coded messenges,

we thought they were hidden well enough by putting lines trough them but it appears we were wrong.

our sister could not have us bothered with a colt as we have our job as a princess to do.

 

by this we have to inform thou all with the sad information that Luriel has been banished until the 21 of June! thy can still ask the questions to him but they will be responded later.

 

our royal greetings,

Princess Luna.

 

so now we detracted them we can finally have our little fun in here. *walks with luriel to the dungeon* don't bother the darkness... or the torches... *ties him tightly to a bed* and now we have you all for ourselves for the next two full days. no one is going to hear you scream here. and believe us, you will scream.

 

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I have a question.

Why the hell is my son having an "adventure" with my employer?

>:|

[Lunatic 1,186]

greetings luriel,

now that your back from banishment. what is the first thing your going to do?

 

best few days of our entire life dont you agrea? ohh stop it, you liked the screaming. to bad we have to let you go by law. otherwise real banishment was in place.

hope this is not the last time you will vised our dungeon. see you soon luriel.

Edited June 21, 2012 by lunatic

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

greetings luriel,

now that your back from banishment. what is the first thing your going to do?

 

best few days of our entire life dont you agrea? ohh stop it, you liked the screaming. to bad we have to let you go by law. otherwise real banishment was in place.

hope this is not the last time you will vised our dungeon. see you soon luriel.

 

My first thing is to answer questions...

And then get my wounds fixed from your stupid whip...seriously...you could have just ask me to do it...

 

I have a question.

Why the hell is my son having an "adventure" with my employer?

>:|

 

What do you mean daddy? Princess Luna just thinks I'm awesome and wants to hang out with me :3

And by that I mean having me for herself and having intercourses while whiping when she just could have asked me to do something! :C My flank hurts... ;_;

 

HOW CAN YOU HATE DDR!?!?!

 

I would answer your question...but I don't know what DDR is...

To tell the truth...I am too hurt to answer questions... *wearing a cloak and a hoodie* I don't want ponies to see my marks from the whip,,,I need a cold shower.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

ddr = dance dance revolution

just fight back it will be worth it

Edited June 21, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Lunatic 1,186]

ddr = dance dance revolution

just fight back it will be worth it

 

there is no fighting back when all your hoofs are tied.

 

 

whats up with the sudden cloak?

 

asking you to do it yourself would take all the fun away. i thought i taught you better by now. perhaps a second session is in place.

[Mint Petal 258]

Why do you keep staring at me?

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

ddr = dance dance revolution

just fight back it will be worth it

 

I look stupid dancing...that's why I don't agree to go to parties when my mom says I should

 

 

there is no fighting back when all your hoofs are tied.

 

 

whats up with the sudden cloak?

 

asking you to do it yourself would take all the fun away. i thought i taught you better by now. perhaps a second session is in place.

 

New fashion *nervous laugh* ** Idiot **

Thank you a lot Princess Luna...ouch.

 

Why do you keep staring at me?

 

You look cute. sexy!

[Lunatic 1,186]

we shall join in this new fashion!

 

also, how's the pain?

[Skye Starlight 223]

I'm not sure you remember me, but does your heart still hurt from when I broke it a few months back? Or are you completely over it? Just wondering

 

*Is totally not having second thoughts about dumping you*

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

we shall join in this new fashion!

 

also, how's the pain?

 

*sings Three Days Greece - Pain* Wait...what did I just sing? ... Nevermind

 

I'm not sure you remember me, but does your heart still hurt from when I broke it a few months back? Or are you completely over it? Just wondering

 

*Is totally not having second thoughts about dumping you*

 

... Why did you had to remind me? :C It hurts...

Just like my flank...

Edited June 22, 2012 by Luriel Maelstrom

[Skye Starlight 223]

Aww! Poor Little Lurry!

 

Why is the Princess of the night here? I mean, I know she's the best princess, but why is she hanging around you?

 

*Is totally oblivious*

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Aww! Poor Little Lurry!

 

Why is the Princess of the night here? I mean, I know she's the best princess, but why is she hanging around you?

 

*Is totally oblivious*

 

I don't know why she is hanging out with me...

Obvious that she wants me to do her

And why did you called me Little Lurry?

Edited June 22, 2012 by Luriel Maelstrom

[Skye Starlight 223]

I don't know why she is hanging out with me...

Obvious that she wants me to do her

And why did you called me Little Lurry?

 

My Little Lurry was what I used to call you... Shame you'd forgotten!

 

Okay, Luriel, what is your favorite pony musician?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

How did you think you could hide things from a psychologist like me?

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

My Little Lurry was what I used to call you... Shame you'd forgotten!

 

Okay, Luriel, what is your favorite pony musician?

 

Hey not my fault I was too depressed that I forgot about it...

That would the...The Living Tombstone I guess. But I like others too...a shame they don't make type of music which is my favourite...

 

How did you think you could hide things from a psychologist like me?

 

Daddy...you so silly. I never think *puts a C4 (Bomb)* Oh whoops...

*C4 explodes with baloons* I didn't see that comming. *Duck Face&

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Oh yes, I know you don't think, you just abandon yourself. Even as a kid, you'd accept candy from strangers. ):<

But enough of this. Here, have another question.

 

After reading my complaint scroll I wrote and sent her, do you think Celestia will at least have a talk with her sister, or are the princesses above the law? And did you find absolutely nopony else around here who was into the same things as you?

Edited June 23, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Oh yes, I know you don't think, you just abandon yourself. Even as a kid, you'd accept candy from strangers. ):<

But enough of this. Here, have another question.

 

After reading my complaint scroll I wrote and sent her, do you think Celestia will at least have a talk with her sister, or are the princesses above the law? And did you find absolutely nopony else around here who was into the same things as you?

 

Ummm...no I did not find anypony who was into the same things as me...but what's wrong with Luna being my friend? Daddy! You forgot that I don't have much friends! Now you're trying to take them away?! How could you? ;_;

Are you calling me dumb now? :C

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Why are you still trying to hide the truth? I know she's not just a friend.

What if the news of your relationship spread? I don't want you to be involved in a royal scandal. If that happens, Luna can abuse her power to point hooves at you, and even me and your mom, just to keep her reputation intact.

I try to protect you, and what do I get in return? Accusations for "taking away a friend"? You're so unfair, Lur.

 

(inb4 sitcom family drama~)

I'll let you off the hook if you let me watch your sessions. Preferably shoot videos and photos as well. Even better if I take part in them, I can then use my investigator skills to hide the evidence afterwards.

Edited June 24, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Why are you still trying to hide the truth? I know she's not just a friend.

What if the news of your relationship spread? I don't want you to be involved in a royal scandal. If that happens, Luna can abuse her power to point hooves at you, and even me and your mom, just to keep her reputation intact.

I try to protect you, and what do I get in return? Accusations for "taking away a friend"? You're so unfair, Lur.

 

(inb4 sitcom family drama~)

I'll let you off the hook if you let me watch your sessions. Preferably shoot videos and photos as well. Even better if I take part in them, I can then use my investigator skills to hide the evidence afterwards.

 

Daddy...I'm serious, she's just a friend. Y-you think I'm telling lies? No I would never! Please trust me! ;_; She's just a friend. Nothing else. Princess Luna has been nice to me for the most part and gained my trust, and now we're friends...you know what I think? I think you're just jealous that Princess Luna finds more time to spend with me than you. Even if she has her royal duties. But I would never EVER lie to you...how could you even think like that? WHY do you think like that? I understand that you can't spend more time with me...but if I spend more time with somepony else does it automaticly count I am in a relationship? I know you are trying to protect me, but there will be a time when I'll grow up and be responcible and then you're still going to "protect" me like that? Then I wont be counted as a responcible pony. I can't believe you said that dad. ;_;

Uhmm I think mommy will be mad..sooooo...nope :3

[Lunatic 1,186]

Why are you still trying to hide the truth? I know she's not just a friend.

What if the news of your relationship spread? I don't want you to be involved in a royal scandal. If that happens, Luna can abuse her power to point hooves at you, and even me and your mom, just to keep her reputation intact.

I try to protect you, and what do I get in return? Accusations for "taking away a friend"? You're so unfair, Lur.

 

(inb4 sitcom family drama~)

I'll let you off the hook if you let me watch your sessions. Preferably shoot videos and photos as well. Even better if I take part in them, I can then use my investigator skills to hide the evidence afterwards.

 

 

perfect....

 

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

 

perfect....

 

 

Princess Luna...if you do that I'll get all sad..now we don't want me being annoying and you to get the same horn from your sister right? ;3

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Luriel.

I don't remember anyone, pony or not, giving you the scars you're trying to hide. I don't remember you getting the kind of treatment you received from the princess. Adoptive or not, I'm your dad, and what hurts you hurts me as well.

I'm not jealous, I'm worried. And scared. For you.

I don't even know if this was all under mutual consent, or if she blackmailed you into letting her hurt you. If it's the latter, if you're being used by the princess... then you're being a defenceless tool, not a responsible adult.

 

Besides, you've lied to me before, about the Gravemind, saying it was nothing. When you finally told me, I kept your secret because I trusted that you had your reasons.

But when I found out about the attacks and saw how traumatizing it was for you and your mother... I decided to break my promise and tell Duck, who was then able to identify similar bruisings on other victims and open a case. Thanks to that, the Gravemind was identified and finally contained for an indefinite period of time.

And when you asked questions to the team, and Rubber Duck let it slip... you didn't see it when Figurehead talked to your mom and me, but believe me, she was NOT happy, at all.

So yes, you sometimes lie to me and hide things from me. You think you're doing the right thing, but more often than not, it just delays the help you need.

 

You should let me punish him first. I know his weakness, both as a father and as a psychology expert.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Luriel.

I don't remember anyone, pony or not, giving you the scars you're trying to hide. I don't remember you getting the kind of treatment you received from the princess. Adoptive or not, I'm your dad, and what hurts you hurts me as well.

I'm not jealous, I'm worried. And scared. For you.

I don't even know if this was all under mutual consent, or if she blackmailed you into letting her hurt you. If it's the latter, if you're being used by the princess... then you're being a defenceless tool, not a responsible adult.

 

Besides, you've lied to me before, about the Gravemind, saying it was nothing. When you finally told me, I kept your secret because I trusted that you had your reasons.

But when I found out about the attacks and saw how traumatizing it was for you and your mother... I decided to break my promise and tell Duck, who was then able to identify similar bruisings on other victims and open a case. Thanks to that, the Gravemind was identified and finally contained for an indefinite period of time.

And when you asked questions to the team, and Rubber Duck let it slip... you didn't see it when Figurehead talked to your mom and me, but believe me, she was NOT happy, at all.

So yes, you sometimes lie to me and hide things from me. You think you're doing the right thing, but more often than not, it just delays the help you need.

 

You should let me punish him first. I know his weakness, both as a father and as a psychology expert.

 

(nooooo... not gravemind *scared*)

you think i dont know his weaknesses? i had two entire days and nights to find that out.

 

Princess Luna...if you do that I'll get all sad..now we don't want me being annoying and you to get the same horn from your sister right? ;3

 

our sister's horn is broken at the moment and she is recovering. we don't think she wants to use that to much now.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Yeah, well, I've spent several YEARS with him. I'm his father, you know.

Tell you what, I've handed hoofed a copy of that letter to someone very special with specific instructions. Shouldn't take long until the appropriate moment arrives and they send it to Celly.

And no, I'm not telling you who that is. I'm a trained investigator, I know how to cover my tracks. :3

 

Back on the subject of questions.

Do you like omelets, and if you do, what kind? I cooked myself one this morning, with pieces of cheese and peach (yes, peach) in it. I like salty+sweet mixes sometimes.