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THE MLP FORUMS / PONIVERSE THEME SONG

If you don't know how to sing this you should be ashamed

BTW This isn't about me (Though I do declare myself Queen of Poniverse now, BWHAHA) , I was part of the forum before there was even a Poniverse, but nothing rhymes with 'Forum' or 'Lounge' so....

Ready to hear a tale all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
So just sit right there

I'm sure you've heard worse
I’ll tell you how I became the queen of a town called Poniverse

In the west Fillydelphia born and raised
But in Hollow Shades was where I spent most of my days
Kickin’ out postin’ roleplayin’ all cool
And reporting some members, though it was kinda cruel

When a couple of members

Who were up to no good

Started a flame war in my neigh-borhood
I got in that little war and the admin started to curse

He said ’Pack up your threads and get your plot over to Poniverse’

I threw an appeal but all I got was 'neigh'

I deleted my thread and started on my way
He permabanned me, though insulted him a little bit
But put a new avi on and said, ‘I might as well live with it’.

First day, yo! This is bad...
Posting with ponies, not feeling mad
Is this what the people of Poniverse living like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, Rarity all that
Is Poniverse the type of place they send me to chat?
I don’t think so!
Though I may sound kinda terse
I hope they’re prepared for the Queen of Poniverse

Well, the wait was over and with a flicker of doubt
Saw this gal who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get banned
I just got here
As quick as a Sonic Rainboom, disappeared

I whistled for a chariot and when it came near
The license plate read ‘FRESH’ and it had dice on the rear
If anything this chariot's diverse
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes Poniverse’

I headed to the Forum Lounge about 7 or 8
And I called to the pegasi ‘Yo homes smell you later!’
I gazed at my kingdom
About to burst
To settle my throne as the Queen of Poniverse

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*sung to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner*

 

Poniverse is the greatest pony community in the world

All other communities are run by little girls

Poniverse is number one exporter of pony discussion

All other communities have inferior pony discussion

Edited by Doctor XFizzle
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