open The Ponyville Tavern

[arkman575 312]

Seth smiled at the present talk.

 

"Ehh, it all depends on the night. Some are better than others." Seth replied. he placed the glass on the counter and leaped over it, walking towards volt. "Names Eclipse, by the way. Give me a sec"

 

Seth turned to volts at the table. "Hey doc, threaten another pony here and I will personally bring you tattered pelt to Celestia."

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@arkman575,

 

"let me sleep Seth.. you know i never... really.. hurted somepony... he was just pissing me off... yawn... you should thank me.... also you already know that Celestia will be happy to see me dead... the same way she would love to have your fur and leather as a nice carpet for her royal butt...by the way you still have that old jukebox? maybe i can fix it.. i could use some Blues right now... 'L.A. mare of the Doors' should work.. yawn..."

[Anon In Equestria 57]

Connor turned to volt.

 

"I'm from the united Griffin you loud ass"

 

 

Connor turned to eclipse and let out a sigh.

 

"Just can't get good customers these days huh am I right so your a diplomat huh how does a well educated pony ahh I mean wolf such as your self end up tending to a bunch of drunks you must of slept with the wrong ambassadors wife haha also not to be a bother but would you mind pouring some more shots I'm out of ammo right now"

 

Connor took out twelve bits and left them on the bar

 

"There's three there as a tip for you eclipse"

[arkman575 312]

Seth turned from the doc. Even though he had his position as diplomat, he didn't want to deal with the paperwork. 'Hell, if he ever found out how high I was in the system...' he though.

 

"I fixed it up earlier this morning." Seth muttered. "That's makes your pay 8 bits for the drinks and 15 for the night"

 

Seth walked over the the old jukebox and tossed in a bit, choosing the requested track. The music played as he walked back to the counter. Picking up the glasses of vodka, the wolf took a nut from the bool and tossed it in his mouth.

@lonewolf1735

"Needing anything else?"

[Anon In Equestria 57]

(I'll repost mine)

 

Connor turned to volt.

 

"I'm from the united Griffin you loud ass"

 

 

Connor turned to eclipse and let out a sigh.

 

"Just can't get good customers these days huh am I right so your a diplomat huh how does a well educated pony ahh I mean wolf such as your self end up tending to a bunch of drunks you must of slept with the wrong ambassadors wife haha also not to be a bother but would you mind pouring some more shots I'm out of ammo right now"

 

Connor took out twelve bits and left them on the bar

 

"There's three there as a tip for you eclipse"

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@arkman575,

 

"nah griffons...."

 

Volt launched a little pocket to the wolf

 

"keep the rest for the broken glass friend... i'm sorry... naw i love this song"

 

he then started to quietly singing in before turning to the wall side, he opened his jacket to use it as a blanket, and then he started to sleep

 

"goodnight everypony.. may Luna be with you"

 

(good night everyone! see ya tomorow! 2.45 am here!)

[arkman575 312]

Seth grabbed the bottle and filled the shot glasses again. This time he left the bottle at the table.

 

"Nothing like that. I live in ponyville, but I could be living in Canterlot castle if I wanted to. I settled a thousand year old grudge between my people and the ponies. After I finished my work, I was assigned royal diplomat for Celestia herself. I returned here to set up residence, a pony that helped me out with my peace talks asked for a favor. Being who I am, I agreed. She wanted me to tend the tavern while the owner was recovering from a bar fight. I reluctantly agreed, as she mentioned it had to do with a friendship report or something. So, I've been tending this joint for the better part of two weeks. That's why I'm here."

 

Seth put down the now clean glass and picked up the pouch of gold from Volt. "Don't let that drunk get to ya. he's just got a bad past behind him, drinking only aggravates that."

[Anon In Equestria 57]

Connor took one of the shot glasses and took it down and looked around it wasent that bad in retrospect it was okay for the drunk that was asleep over in the corner connor turned to eclipse.

 

"So you got any tales then being a wolf you got to have some interesting tales From the road"

 

Connor downed another shot.

[arkman575 312]

Seth grabbed a broom that was leaning against the bottle shelving. He began to sweep up the broken remains of glass and other messes from the party. Making his way to the center of the bar, he pondered what story he could say.

 

"Well," he finally said, coming to the conclusion of his choice. "Probably one of my best stories I could tell you is of my first diplomatic mission with Luna.

 

"Celestia was off in Saddle Arabia for a conference and Luna was supposed to head a diplomatic meeting with the leader of the griffins. This was when I was still new to the job, so Luna brought me along for some on the site practice. I was a bit flustered, but you should have seen Luna. She looked like she was made of steel, but, being a wolf, I could smell her fear. After we arrive at the palace, we are escorted to our rooms. As I unpacked my duffle bag, Luna comes in and asks if she could talk. I agree, and she tells me that this is her first time dealing with griffins, and there apparently was a tradition with griffins in offering them a gift for them letting you be their guest.

 

"Luna didn't have a thing. So, in thought of what would be a decent gift., I remembered I brought a bottle of finely aged wolven mountain rum I was going to offer Luna after the meeting. The next day, we bring the bottle to the conference room and present it as our gift. Apparently, there is another griffin tradition: if you present a griffin with a drink, you challenge that griffin to a drinking contest. Let me just say this, to this day, I have never seen a pony drink so much griffin wine in my life. The contest lasted for two hours! When it ended, there was a griffin king in a comma and a really hammered alicorn. The meeting was rather entertaining after that, Although we nearly went to war when Luna called the secretary of deference a 'fat winged corndog'. Although, he had a few to drink, so he called Luna a 'feather-brained hipogriff'. When we got back to our rooms, Luna joined me in my bed, demanding that I stroke her mane until she fell asleep. Best diplomatic meeting ever. Of all time!"

 

When Seth finished the story, he had already cleaned all the glass off the floor and had arraigned the furniture to a proper order. The bar was looking rather decent again.

 

"anything else you want to know?" Seth called over to Connor.

[Troblems 5,617]

Tranq was hungry. It had been several long days as she desperately searched for employment. She sighed deeply and looked at her last, if dim ray of hope. A bar. You've served me well, college degree. She took another relaxing breath before pushing open the door.

 

Inside, it looked like a hurricane had hit the place. Shattered glass was everywhere. The decor was... Well, it could use a woman's touch, to say the very least. Aside from the barkeep, a wolf, of all things, there was only one other patron. She made her way to the counter, and flopped her rump on a stool.

[arkman575 312]

Finishing his sweeping for the day, Seth replaced the broom to it's original location. As he returned to his stool and grabbed one of the empty shot glasses, a unicorn entered the bar. From just the first glance, Seth knew this type. Canterlot. 'Don't get mad, just remember the first rule of diplomatic: don't piss off the other party on day one.' he reminded himself.

 

"Welcome to the headless horse. How may I be of service?" Seth asked in a plight tone.

[Troblems 5,617]

@@arkman575,

Tranq clonked her head forward onto the bar surface and mumbled "You could offer me a job." Real smooth. There's a way to impress the guy. You don't even know if he's in a position to hire. She took her face from the off the bar, and looked directly at the wolf.

 

"I know this is a little unorthodox, but I'm being honest here. I could really use a job. And from the looks of it, you could really use another employee. I'm truthful to a fault, and educated. And hungry. I live here in town, and I'll work whatever hours you'd be willing to give me."

[RaptorJaysus 178]

Thunder Shred just finished another one of his gigs. This one, however, was different. Tired of the apparent lack of privacy from being famous, he headed somewhere he knew he would be left alone: the Headless Horse. Strapping his guitar to his back, he took to the skies over Ponyville, admiring the quaint little town. He settled down just outside the tavern, looked around a bit, and headed in. Walking up to the bartender, he noticed a blue stallion asleep beneath several barrels, his jacket covering him. "Hey there," he greeted the wolf. "The name's Thunder Shred, though you might have heard of me before. Anyways, what's with the guy over there? How shitfaced do you need to get to sleep in a place like this? No offence. Beside the point, what's your strongest stuff?"

[arkman575 312]

'Wow...just wow.' Seth thought. Calling that a bit rushed would be calling Discord a bit random. Still taking in what the mare had said, Seth glanced around the bar.'The place is a bit run down...'

 

After a few seconds of thinking over what just happened, Seth dropped the shot glass on the table. "Well, I could use the help, and from the looks of it, you could need the pay. You can start by working on the busted stool and then seeing if you could get whatever glass I didn't get. I'll throw in dinners and if you need a place to stay, I can offer my guest room at my house. You will start tomorrow at around three. We will talk about pay then." Seth finished the statement and returned to the shot glass.

 

'Seth, you could be back at the empire with that one alpha female...You ****ing idiot!' He thought.

 

(well, I got to go, good night.)

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

On the way home from a nightclub he had been performing at, Stardust decided to come the old tavern for a few drinks. He wasn't aloud to drink somewhere if he was performing there that night, they said it was for good reason though, he just thought it was an inconvenience.

"Excuse me!" He said hollering the bartender. "A bottle of applejack Daniels please."

[arkman575 312]

@RaptorJesus

 

Seth returned from his wolven fantasies and grabbed one of his favorite bottles from the shelf. Grabbing the cleaned shot glass, he placed it in front of the dirty-blond maned pony.

 

"Everfree grain alcohol" Seth stated, poring the first shot. "A friend gave it to me as a gift. I never had the taste for it, so I serve it as my top stuff. And about volt over there, I wouldn't bother with him. He's had a bit of a rough life. That, and he payed to sleep here."

 

 

@Subsonic Rainboom

Seth turned away from the rockstar and walked over to the new attendee. He grabbed the popular drink from the shelf and slid it to what he assumed was a DJ.

 

"If you need anything else, just holler." The wolf called, grabbing another bool of buts for the growing crowd.

Edited January 6, 2014 by arkman575

[Scribblegroove 565]

::RUNEDAWN EARTHSTRIKER:: (not scribblegroove... http://mlpforums.com...thstriker-r5492)

 

Runedawn had just hit his own hoof with his hammer accidently, at the full power of all his strength. Without shrieking or tearing at all he instantly knew what to do. "Ice... ICE, where is the ice water!". Every smith has a pool of very cold water around to cool down hot metal. Yet runedawn had just put some red hot metal in it. It had warmed up and was not cold enough. "Shit, my hoof will be swollen for the entire month if i don't get ice! The headless horse... there must be ice for drinks there!". He ran as fast as he could, only using 3 of his 4 legs. 

 

He yelled before even running into the bar. "SETH... ICE... NOW!!!" He busted open the door and ran for the bar, nearly knocking over the bowl of nuts seth had just put down. "Get me some ice quick! Can't let me hoof swell up like this!" He threw down his pouch of bits. "Take whatevers' in there, I need ice PRONTO".

Edited January 6, 2014 by Scribblegroove

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Volt slowly woke up

 

"yawwwnnn what a epic dream.... i was having fun with the royal butt.. yawn.... what happened here?"

 

He stretched his wings and started to walk blindly toward the counter

 

"yawn Seth... are you still there? can't see a buck... give me a glass of water please... CLEAN water..."

[Troblems 5,617]

Tranq stumbled backwards off the stool she was sitting on. "Really? You're not pulling my tail? I...oooof! Uhm, thank you! I'm Tranq, by the way. I think I overheard your name as Seth?" She took a look at the stool, lifting it with her horn. This is going to need some work, she thought to herself. I'll bring the stuff I need with me tomorrow. The bar was getting fuller by the moment. She quietly grabbed the broom, finished cleaning the shards of glass, and silently excused herself. Once outside in the bright afternoon sun, she did a giddy dance to herself, then shoved off to spend her last few bits on some lunch. Tomorrow at three!

[Scribblegroove 565]

@@Doc. Volt

 

Runedawn couldn't see seth anywhere, and nearly started to panick. He tried not to show it by calmly but firmly asking. "Oi, you there, blue fella, would you be so kind to get me some ice real quick! I burnt my hoof and I can't work for a month if it swells up!" Runedawn tried to find where the storage is and saw a door leading to the hindquarters of the tavern. "Can ye have a look over there?"He pointed at the door and tried to go there himself but groaned of the pain. "I can barely walk!"

[RaptorJaysus 178]

@@arkman575

Thunder grabbed the shot glass and lifted it up to his nostrils, taking in a good whiff of the somewhat sweet, but strong alcohol. "Well, here goes nothing," he said, raising the glass and drinking the entire shot in one go. The strong liquid burned his mouth, but to him, it tasted wonderful and he didn't bother one bit. He grabbed his pouch, full of bits, and handed a few to the wolf. "That's good"

[arkman575 312]

@Scribblegroove

Seeing the destressed pony, Seth ran to the back room fringe. Ripping open the door, he grabbed the ice maker bin and ran it over to the pony.

"What did you do to yourself to gain that mark?" Seth asked, grabbing the bits from Thunder. While returning the bits to under the counter, Seth grabbed a plastic water bottle from a fridge below the counter for Volt.

Edited January 6, 2014 by arkman575

[Gloomfury 243]

Shamrock just got off the train from a long ride from Detrot to Ponyville. And her arse was sore. She takes a walk around town to get the feel for it. She decided to take her vacation in Ponyville to see what's it like in a small town for a bit. As she took her walk she saw a bar. And being she hasn't had a drink a while she made a beeline for it. She opens the door and heads in not caring that she stepped on some glass. She looks around at the grim faces of the local bar goers. 'Maybe I could liven up this bunch.' She thought as she walked up to the barkeeper.@@arkman575, "Even there mate. A pint of guinness if you'll be so kind." She said in her thick Irish accent as she takes off her drivers hat and smooths some of her mane back a bit to get it out o her face then puts it back on.

[Scribblegroove 565]

Runedawn stuck his hoof into the bin of ice and sighed. "ah hell, just in time... Thanks mate, i owe you one." Runedawn looked around. "This place is more of a mess than last time i was 'ere. Did someone start a fight or somethin. Not that it matters. All ye need in a bar is a place to sit, alcohol to drink, and a whole lot 'o fellas 'round to talk to..." Runedawn looked at the shots that had been drunk by the ponies around. "Ha, seth, give me the strongest scotch ye got, a pint of it. Now that I'm here I might as well enjoy myself."

 

((( runedawn has been here before, and is known to be nice enough if you give him something to drink. He never starts a fight, but he always contributes to one if someone else does. Runedawn is very large and strong, as he is a mature smith. Either runedawn is the peacekeeper in the bar, or the one to end it last man standing.)))

[Anon In Equestria 57]

Connor looked around the bar had gotten packed fast he was scanning the crowd when a mare trotted up to the bar and ordered a pint of guinness a guinness here in ponyville huh must be from the united griffin herself connor went and sat next to her.

 

"Hey there miss I'm casual charm me mates call me connor I would just like to say that your coat is very nice and your mane is a lovely shade of rust"