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So today I was browsing along the old Steam, when my buddy Gabe Newell decided to show me that Postal 2 Complete Edition had a major update. Reading the little blurb on that page it stated "Now with 95% less bugs!" I couldn't help but laugh because I thought to myself as someone who took advertising in college and just as a person: "that is not a very good selling point. That's like advertising that the game now finally works." I mean I know that might not be their intention, but wow does it look bad on them. Being someone that has played Postal 2 the original though, I happen to know the game is buggy beyond words and it was outdated the day it was released though.

 

So it got me to thinking, what are some of the worst advertisements or selling points for products you've ever seen?

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Specialized dating sites have the worst ads. Especially FarmersOnly. Like, I don't think the budget for this advert could have been more than $100 :lol:

 


And let's not forget the classic Cougar Life. 

 

 

That's gotta be one of the worst site names ever lol

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The Xbox One before E3 and the policy changes

 

Microsoft: Here's the Xbox One! It does everything from TV to Sports to Skype to Fantasy Football!

Consumer: Can it play games?

M$: lolwut?

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Probably a pretty well-known commercial for being bad, but I still have to post it:

 

 

If you haven't seen this before, this is the real commercial, no edits, no looping. That's really what it was. And I have no idea how in the world anybody ever thought that was a good idea. >.<

 

Also, where I live we have this airport parking company that makes some of the most annoying commercials ever, and then pays to have them spammed on every radio/TV station around.

 

I can't post any of them because they aren't available on YouTube, but I can't not post about them because they're just that bad! Every single commercial/ad the company has ever made that I have heard is awful, no matter what direction they take it in. They have really turned me off from using their service, should I ever fly again.

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To go along with what you just said..anything that is inappropriately gendered is absurd. Like the "woman" pencils that bic released

 

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Because my womanhood feels ten times more secure when I hold this curvacious pencil 

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To go along with what you just said..anything that is inappropriately gendered is absurd. Like the "woman" pencils that bic released

 

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Because my womanhood feels ten times more secure when I hold this curvacious pencil 

I can understand making pens with designs that appeal to girls. But advertising them as solely for women? That's just stupid.

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I can understand making pens with designs that appeal to girls. But advertising them as solely for women? That's just stupid.

They do it all the time with inane objects by stratifying them between boys and girls. This article from buzzfeed offers several disheartening examples of it: 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/pointlessly-gendered-products

Ear buds, tea, MAN-kleenex, girly tape. SO DUMB


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I was so happy with man-kleenex! When I think of all of the times over the last 26 years that I suffered the emasculation of blowing my nose into plain white girl-kleenex, it makes me shudder. To think it took them so long to create a tissue for men, one I can be confident with as I cover it in mucus and immediately toss it in the garbage can! 

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Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Micro$oft, selling Windows 1.0 like a real door-to-door Amway salesman ;-)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk

 

"There's Windows Paint, MS-DOS Executive, an appointment calendar, a card file, a notepad, a clock!" :D

 

"Aaaand... can you believe it?! REVERSI!" :D

 

"Now with 95% less bugs!"

This means that the remaining 5% is still there? ;)

 

@: "FarmersOnly" Hahah nice ;) I almost heard Applejack and Big Mac VAs speaking there ;D Gosh, how I wish to see this commercial ponified! :D Bronies: 3,2,1, go! ;)

 

(P.S: I must be that city folk, since I don't get it either )

 

"Cougar Life": this one is actually pretty good :-> All those sexual allusions (exploding soda can, the too short guy... ;))

 

@@Envy, "HeadOn": Yeah, and when watching it, I had an irresistible urge to apply my forehead directly to some nearby wall :P

 

And I have no idea how in the world anybody ever thought that was a good idea. >.<

Yeah, it might seem weird, but I think I know what reason could be behind it: Repeating a phrase makes it forcefully engrave into your brain, and it will then bounce inside your head like a ball in a pinball game :P This is not supposed to be understood consciously; this is rather a hypnotic or brainwashing technique.

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Microsoft saying that you can watch TV while playing games or Skype while you watch TV on the Xbox One. Not like I can do that already with my PC.

 

I have done it before actually and it's quite disorienting.

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Not sure if this counts as a selling point.  Technically it's just knocking the competitor's product,  but I think it needs to be mentioned anyway. 

 

 

It's a commercial for the Atari 5200, Basically saying how it's better than the ColecoVision.  One of the points of comparison was how much better the Atari 5200 Pac -Man was better than the ColecoVision Pac-Man. 

 

Except that there is no ColecoVision Pac-Man. 

 

However, the ColecoVision could play Atari 2600 games (yeah, that'll never happen today).  And the 2600 did have Pac-Man.  A *very* shitty port of Pac-Man, even for its time. 

 

So in trying to knock the competition, they were *actually* knocking their own crappy port from a few years earlier. 

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