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Which My Little Pony would you eat?


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Woona. Her mane is jell-o!  :comeatus:

 

 

 

All of them.

*Maniacal laughter*

 

 

If I was desperate enough and starving to death, then I would probably eat Lyra.

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I'd eat myself, I would die anyway.

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I guess that if I was out in the wild then meat from stronger horses would be healthier.

 

As such I would go for Applejack and Rainbow Dash First, Applejack probably being easier to hunt down. 

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Scootaloo of course. I mean she's basically Kentucky Fried Chicken already, so just bake her at 400 degrees for an hour or so, and then chow down, nyuggaaaaaa.

 

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On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said:

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Purely off of physical attributes, I would choose flutter shy, since she would be tender. But that's just saying she's the easiest to chow down on. otherwise I choose rarity because she doesn't exactly work out and i'm pretty sure she's a healthy eater, so yeah,,,

 

,,,why are we discussing this?

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,,,why are we discussing this?

Because, according to the OP, we're standed in the mountains and we're starving. Therefore it's time to eat some ponies.

...unless of course, you'd prefer I eat you, SharpWit. Don't even act like I wouldn't.

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On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said:

This is the internet, not reality.

 

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I don't think I would ever kill and eat any of the ponies, they are all oh so adorable, sweet, and more wonderful than anyone I've met (well not entirely lol).


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I would likely eat Celestia first. As a larger pony, she has some of the most meat on her body, despite being slender. My next option would be Shining Armor, for similar reasons. Big Mac would only be eaten as a last resort due to his strength being able to possibly help us out.

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Rainbow Dash.
If you're into that kinda stuff.


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Applejack and Rainbow Dash are out. They would have some nice lean muscle, but without a marinade, the meat would be too tough (AJ might make an okay stew, but a strong pony like that is an asset). Rarity is out. She would be nice and tender, but unknown beauty products would likely leave a funny taste. Not Twilight Sparkle, a little bookworm couldn't have much meat on her bones. I imagine Fluttershy would be relatively tender, but imagine how much she would tense up at the end (different story if I had a marinade). That leaves Pinkie Pie. Nicely toned from all her bouncing and partying, but years of sweets would leave her well marbled, not to mention an interesting flavour.

 

Definitely Pinkie Pie.


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