Stupid things you've said when people have woken you up

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

I vaguely remember saying "Mmmmm why fuhhh" (Mmm wifi) when my mom woke me up early once.  

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

 “Get the f*** away from me, you amoeba coughed up from a pit of hell! I’m dreamin’ here!”  

 

10 minutes later: "Hello and good morning! So nice to see everypony on this fine, optimistic day!" 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Please. Just let me sleep my life away."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

Most of these have been from when I've startled myself awake. There are times where I wake up and don't know who or where I am and it takes a couple of seconds for it all to come back to me. There's probably a load of other gibberish ones that I can't remember.

"This isn't my hand!"

"Who am I again?"

"Human?!"

"Wrong world! Wait..."

 

[Cash In 22,295]

I don't recall what I have said, though I know I would've been more grumpy than I usually am.

[TheRockARooster 51,090]

When I was a huge WWE fan, I once said 'I thought you were going to SmackDown!'?.

Those were really great times in my life.

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,241]

Don't think I had stupid things coming out of my mouth when many people woke me up