Question the Questioner.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Why does my head hurt?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Why does my head hurt?

Because you have not hit your head with a hammer hard enough.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Because you have not hit your head with a hammer hard enough.

I do not hit my head with a hammer, i hit other peoples heads with a hammer.

 

Why is destroying the internet considered the largest act of terrorism anyone can do?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I do not hit my head with a hammer, i hit other peoples heads with a hammer.

 

Why is destroying the internet considered the largest act of terrorism anyone can do?

Not hitting yourself with a hammer? There's your problem.

 

And because I said so.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

But why?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I posted a picture in the fan art section that I drew...what do you think of it?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I posted a picture in the fan art section that I drew...what do you think of it?

I dont.

 

But why?

Because.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Because.

 

But why?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

What do you think of feedback loops?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

But why?

Because.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Oh, mighty half dragon sorcerer, I got a few questions to ask you,

 

1.If you're half dragon does that mean you're friends with other dragons?

2. Have ever had to burn a village down?

3. Am I safe? because sometimes dragons are really scary.

4. Do you protect anyone or anything?

 

and 5. Is there any princesses in the dungeons and dragons world because if there are I would like to be one, but mostly I want to be you're princess!!! 

 

Anyway that's about it.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, mighty half dragon sorcerer, I got a few questions to ask you,

 

1.If you're half dragon does that mean you're friends with other dragons?

2. Have ever had to burn a village down?

3. Am I safe? because sometimes dragons are really scary.

4. Do you protect anyone or anything?

 

and 5. Is there any princesses in the dungeons and dragons world because if there are I would like to be one, but mostly I want to be you're princess!!! 

 

Anyway that's about it.

1. I speak fluent Draconic. I can be friends with other dragons, depends on the dragon.

2. Yes. But then, in this setting, humans hate me and I hate them.

3. From this half-dragon, yes.

4. Not usually.

5. There are many worlds in D&D, but yes you can be.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

1. Do you like my new avatar?

 

2. Have you stepped on any hexagonal objects lately?

 

3. Flak or Shrapnel?

 

4. What word does the chinese number 4 rhyme with in chinese?

 

5. How is my cat filling up her litter box this fast? She's prego, shes feeding legion. There shouldn't be any waste left.

 

6. How do I stop biting my fingernails?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

1. Do you like my new avatar?

 

2. Have you stepped on any hexagonal objects lately?

 

3. Flak or Shrapnel?

 

4. What word does the chinese number 4 rhyme with in chinese?

 

5. How is my cat filling up her litter box this fast? She's prego, shes feeding legion. There shouldn't be any waste left.

 

6. How do I stop biting my fingernails?

1. No

2. No.

3. Flak

4. No idea.

5. Cats will surprise you.

6. Remove fingers.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

1. No

2. No.

3. Flak

4. No idea.

5. Cats will surprise you.

6. Remove fingers.

 

1. D: why?

 

2. Have you seen any pentagrams in your dreams?

 

3. Should knifes be sharpened with acid or lasers?

 

4. Wing Chun or Jeet Kun Do?

 

5. My finger won't stop bleeding, this was a terrible idea, why do I ever listen you?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

1. D: why?

 

2. Have you seen any pentagrams in your dreams?

 

3. Should knifes be sharpened with acid or lasers?

 

4. Wing Chun or Jeet Kun Do?

 

5. My finger won't stop bleeding, this was a terrible idea, why do I ever listen you?

1. Because.

2. No

3. Neither.

4. Neither.

5. It works, though.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Looking forward to the new Ninja Turtles movie by Michael Bay?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Looking forward to the new Ninja Turtles movie by Michael Bay?

No

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Me neither.

 

What's the longest word in the English language?

[Hyperhooves 872]

If you are I were to have children, or adopted children maybe I'm not really sure yet. What would you do if this problem ever came up Two kids, a boy and a girl sat in the living room fighting away "Give me my dolly" The boy uncaring stick his tongue out at his sister "No way, you want it come and get it" he quickly around the room, the doll dangling from under his arm "That's it I'm telling Mummy and Daddy" the girl went first to her mother, tears already leaking from her eyes but, she forgotten was that her mother was laying sick in bed and is in no mood to even try to stop this fight. She went to her father and asked politely "Daddy, could you please help me get my dolly back?" Lol, I wrote a story.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Me neither.

 

What's the longest word in the English language?

There are multiple answers to that question.

 

If you are I were to have children, or adopted children maybe I'm not really sure yet. What would you do if this problem ever came up Two kids, a boy and a girl sat in the living room fighting away "Give me my dolly" The boy uncaring stick his tongue out at his sister "No way, you want it come and get it" he quickly around the room, the doll dangling from under his arm "That's it I'm telling Mummy and Daddy" the girl went first to her mother, tears already leaking from her eyes but, she forgotten was that her mother was laying sick in bed and is in no mood to even try to stop this fight. She went to her father and asked politely "Daddy, could you please help me get my dolly back?" Lol, I wrote a story.

I would help her get he doll back, and would reprimand the boy.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

 

 

There are multiple answers to that question.

 

Not really.

 

Smiles.

 

Because their is a mile between the beginning and the end.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not really.

 

Smiles.

 

Because their is a mile between the beginning and the end.

There are other answers too, you know.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

There are other answers too, you know.

 

Of course I know. I know all the answers.

 

Do you dispute this?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Of course I know. I know all the answers.

 

Do you dispute this?

Yes.