You find out you are going to father offspring with your marefriend (What now?)

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[GXPBlast 597]

I hug Rainbow, hold her close, wipe a tear from my eye, and whisper "she's so beautiful, just like her mother."

 Then you get married and be one happy family. Here is happy bride Rainbow Dashie

 

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,712]

D'awww, don't cry, Rainbow*Hug and kiss her*

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Requirements for me to do the boogy woogy with a pony:

 

2 Budlights.

 

4 shots of Jack Daniels.

 

A glass of Disarrono.

 

At least one year of hopeless isolation from my home dimension with no foreseeable hope of going back.

 

One Mare with a good personality.

 

The capacity to continually rationalize with myself that the average guy would do the same thing in my place for the rest of my life.

 

A quiet place to go to when I need to cry myself to sleep at night.

Edited May 2, 2014 by KelGrym

[Larkybird~ 734]

Requirements for me to do the boogy woogy with a pony:

 

2 Budlights.

 

4 shots of Jack Daniels.

 

A glass of Disarrono.

 

At least one year of hopeless isolation from my home dimension with no foreseeable hope of going back.

 

One Mare with a good personality.

 

The capacity to continually rationalize with myself that the average guy would do the same thing in my place for the rest of my life.

 

A quiet place to go to when I need to cry myself to sleep at night.

Ffffffffft. Do the boogy woogy with. Don't think I've heard of that one.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Ffffffffft. Do the boogy woogy with. Don't think I've heard of that one.

 

Well there are other ways of putting it.

 

Smiting evil

Toasting the bagel

Basket making

Blowing the grounsils

Bagging the bishop

Doing the four legged frolic

Rolling the newspaer

Melting moments

Posting a letter

Feeding the kitty

Making feet for children's shoes

Taking grandma to Applebees

[Larkybird~ 734]

Well there are other ways of putting it.

 

Smiting evil

Toasting the bagel

Basket making

Blowing the grounsils

Bagging the bishop

Doing the four legged frolic

Rolling the newspaer

Melting moments

Posting a letter

Feeding the kitty

Making feet for children's shoes

Taking grandma to Applebees

Taking grandma to Applebees. Well then. Now I've got a list to use when I feel like being creative when it comes to wording my fics. UuU

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Taking grandma to Applebees. Well then. Now I've got a list to use when I feel like being creative when it comes to wording my fics. UuU

 

You're welcome. Some of those euphemisms are a bit...antiquated.

[GXPBlast 597]

D'awww, don't cry, Rainbow*Hug and kiss her*

 

Rainbow Dash is crying happy tears now that she is a mom and going to marry the man that she loves and will be fathering hybrid offspring with her.

Edited May 2, 2014 by GXPBlast

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,712]

I know, that's why I said D'awww ... that was supposed to sound more like "Hey, I'm here, I never leave you two^^"

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

Rainbow Dash is crying happy tears now that she is a mom and going to marry the man that she loves and will be fathering hybrid offspring with her.

Who is this impostor, and what have you done with Rainbow Dash?

[GXPBlast 597]

I know, that's why I said D'awww ... that was supposed to sound more like "Hey, I'm here, I never leave you two^^"

 I know, just thought I would add on to it. What a happy mare she is though.

Edited May 3, 2014 by GXPBlast

[Messershmitt 289]

Well then, i'm not going to be like my dad, so i'll accept Fatherhood With AJ, and i'd happily raise our son/daughter on sweet apple acres

[GXPBlast 597]

 i'll accept Fatherhood With AJ, and i'd happily raise our son/daughter on sweet apple acres

 I am sure you would make a great father

Edited May 3, 2014 by GXPBlast

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

WHAT IS THIS? 

Send me back to Earth, please!

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

@@GXPBlast, Hi there! It seems that the content of this thread is very similar to this one. Because this topic is more or less a duplicate of your older thread with some slightly altered wording and added content, I'm going to lock it up. Do feel free to carry on discussion in your original thread, please.

 

I apologize for the inconvenience.

Edited May 3, 2014 by Sugar Cube

[Denim&Venöm 19,118]

Since you've changed the question, I'll have to post another response, a continuation of sorts from my mostly nihilistic introspective:

 

-It's not nice to imply that I would accuse my marefriend of cheating. I wouldn't be a jerk like that, nor would I care. I'm polyamorous. It's pretty much an open relationship. I can be in a relationship with as many people as I can handle, same with my girlfriend, so long as we both get each others consent before getting too involved. Everyone loves everyone else. Besides, if I really did care for my marefriend, I'd want her too be happy, even if it's not with me, so cheating isn't an issue.

-You're also implying that I wouldn't ask if ponies and humans were reproductivly compatible. It's Equestria. Anything is possible. If that were the case, I would most certainly use protection, whether it be condoms, magic, that surgery that pinches off the area in the male anatomy that the sperm travel down and mix with the other "ingredients". whatever it takes to be safe. I'd also hope that she's doing the same on her end, taking whatever medication or magic that will help until we are ready to be parents.

-But say hypothetically we did all that, took all the necessary precautions, and yet she still ended up pregnant. How would I react? I would be freaked out. Scared beyond belief. Trepidatious at best. Wondering what have I done? I'm bringing a life into this world that i'm not ready to support. I'm going to screw that up for sure, either raising my child in a way that makes them a detriment to society, creating a monster, or just outright being the death of my child, though neglect, an accident, mistakes I made in raising them.

-I don't have any answers for my own life. I have nothing figured out. I can barely take care of myself. How would I have the answers for somepony else's life? I'd be the ruin of my child's life. So what would I do? Die. Make it look like an accident. Force her into finding somepony better. My kid deserves the best, and if I truly love them, they'll get it by me being gone. I'd hope my marefriend would find somepony with the confidence, the experience, the character, to be a good father. The father I couldn't be.

-There are plenty of kids out there with lousy dads who grew up unhappy or didn't make it. There are plenty of kids born to single moms who turned out just fine. I'm not speaking from experience, my dad is awesome. But I don't think I could live up to his standard.

-How pathetic is this? I'm saying I don't have the guts to raise a newborn foal, how would I even have the guts to kill myself or to even leave my marefriend? If I loved her THAT much, then that would be a significant factor in remaining. People, and ponies, who give a damn make it harder to end it all. The guilt over the suffering my death would cause would be enough to kill me. Then there's the possibly dying makes things worse. She doesn't find find Mr. Right and goes it alone unsuccessfully, or that she finds Mr. Wrong and things are worse for her and my kid then imagined.

-So stay and possibly, irreconcilably, damage a newborn life or leave and possibly make things worse off, but definitely hurt anyone and anypony who ever cared.

-I'm too stubborn to die anyways, or quit on anything.

-The few things that would keep me going; the love of my life, the pony who somehow found something to love in this excuse for a decent man, and the chance that in having a kid, I'd have somepony to pass my ways and share my passion with, somepony to talk to, to share my moments and stories with, my failures and victories, anything I ever look pride in, somepony to show the world to. A creation of mine, something to shape and sculpt, and either take pride and say "hey look what I created, look what I did right". It'll be moments that make me feel dead inside, or it will be glorious moments worth dying for.

-If this is such a big deal in Equestria, I'll get asked at least a few questions. How I'm feeling will be a common one. "How am I feeling? Scared. I'm scared to death. I don't know if what I'm doing will be wrong or right. Will I be a good dad? If I'll have the greatest thing in the world and end up ruining it all. But... what I've learned about Equestria so far, friendship and love can solve anything. I welcome it right now"

-Maybe she will tell me "the fact that you care so much about this, means your going to make a great dad."

-Wonder if they'll be a Satyr, a Centuar, an Anthro-pony, or something else entirely.

You wanted my thoughts? You got them. You wanted me to think about this seriously? Here's what I came up with. Why would I talk about true love and being a parent lightly? How could I, really?

 
 
 

-Awesome that my kid is being received well. Hope they can be raised well despite the massive press, but hopefully the Equestrian media is nothing like it's Terran counterpart and will give us our space and be light on the criticism. Hopefully that type of positive embracing attitude will carry on through my foal's life. Maybe that big a celebration will give me the confidence I need to be a somewhat competent dad. 
 
-Seriously? Since when did you get to decide that my mare friend became royalty? Is she an alicorn too? Or are we just saddled with one of the established ones? But just for the sake of amusing you, say she was royal.  All 3 of us will be targets of political rivals and assassins. I'll need to be kept under watch 24/7. Sure, I'll never have to provide monetary wealth or resources to my family. Won't have to work long hours or be away from them either. Taxpayer bits and the treasury got it covered. They'll have 24/7 armed protection. But I'll always feel like somepony or someone is watching, either for my own safety or just being spied upon. I try not to be paranoid, but the attention of being royalty and father to a new subspecies would force me into that state of mind. I won't feel free. I'm not sure I could adjust from being mundane to man of the millennium. 

 

-Why would I feel like I was tricked? If I was that paranoid to begin with, I wouldn't be trusting enough to have a marefriend, or live amongst the denizens of Equestria. I probably would investigate how an Equisapien was possible, but see if magic was used by accident, among other tests, before making accusations at my marefriend. 

 

- I think it's pretty clear at this point that fatherhood is an outcome I'll have to live with. Can't exactly ignore it and pretend it didn't happen. Even if I ran, I'm still a father. That fact doesn't change no matter what I do. Might as well do justice to that title.

 

-I probably moved to the FiM dimension for a reason, so it's not likely there's reason to go back. Heck, trying to keep this secret from the rest of humanity is further justification to stay away. Humans are just getting used to people of different skin colors procreating, and are struggling with the concept of homosexual relations. Bearing a child with another species? I'm trying not to picture that backlash. Sure, I would like my family to know, but would they really understand? Would they be happier not knowing?

 

-As for marriage? Really, I see the whole institution as a tax break with legal benefits. What it really represents is making love all exclusive, between two people and two people only. They never get to share their love with anyone else. And that type of ritual is counter to human, and pony behaviors. Monogamy is a social construct, not a natural one. We both evolved to find preferable traits and to seek affections in multiple partners. If we are both happy with our relationship, if we both have each other, then why bother adding a fancy title and restrictive social connotations to it?  

 

I can take pride in that I helped create a healthy, happy, beautiful child (I presume.) I've got my marefiend who makes life that much more worth living. And apparently I've got the support of an entire nation. That might just barely give me just enough confidence to make it though the night. 

[GXPBlast 597]

WHAT IS THIS? 

Send me back to Earth, please!

Abandoning you offspring and leaving your marefriend with nobody to help take care of the child. Its all okay though since you wont be returning to equestria ever again right?  I guess one downside will be you will never see the mare you fell in love with and built a relationship with ever again either.

 

Its going to have no father

 

Wait I just noticed your a girl so this would not happen in the first place.

 

But for the sake of that post it would be kind of sad lol.

 

Edited May 14, 2014 by GXPBlast

[Steel Accord 6,660]

You bet your plot I'd stay!  Hell I'd already be married to her!

 

Fluttershy would make such a great mother and I can only hope I would make a good father. I would love to raise my son or daughter in a world such as Equestria. (I don't hate Earth, but come on, if you HAD to choose one . . .)

 

I can just imagine now, stroking his or her mane as he/she falls asleep gently, while Fluttershy sings a lullaby. *contented sigh*

 

I can only imagine from the description that my child would be a kind of centaur, which would be kick-ass! I could teach her or him all about martial arts and tell her or him stories from Earth mythology, while Fluttershy would teach her or him all about animals and healing.

 

Wait a minute . . . does that make my kid, Chiron?! 

 

BADASS! 

Bail on Fluttershy? Heck no, I'd never do such a thing to the pony I love. I'd marry her and raise our foal/baby in Ponyville with her. and live happily ever after.

 

Good man

 

Knowing your a big rainbow dash fan I thought I would share you this. Not sure if the hybrid would look like this, but the point does get across a happy pony and human family.

 

 

 

Here you go found this cool image as well with an applejack and her human partner and their offspring. Again this is not a exact representation of what the hybrid would look like and can be anything else you imagine but the image does get the happy family point across

 

Awwwww now that is just precious!

[GXPBlast 597]

You bet your plot I'd stay! Hell I'd already be married to her!

 

Fluttershy would make such a great mother and I can only hope I would make a good father. I would love to raise my son or daughter in a world such as Equestria. (I don't hate Earth, but come on, if you HAD to choose one . . .)

 

I can just imagine now, stroking his or her mane as he/she falls asleep gently, while Fluttershy sings a lullaby. *contented sigh*

 

I can only imagine from the description that my child would be a kind of centaur, which would be kick-ass! I could teach her or him all about martial arts and tell her or him stories from Earth mythology, while Fluttershy would teach her or him all about animals and healing.

 

Wait a minute . . . does that make my kid, Chiron?!

 

BADASS!

 

 

Good man

 

 

Awwwww now that is just precious!

 

Yes it's very heartwarming. To many bronies it would be a dream come true.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Yes it's very heartwarming. To many bronies it would be a dream come true.

 

Well to be honest, I'd rather be a pony myself just to complete the package and not damage the continuity of the world itself, but yeah, just living in Equestria would be pretty sweet.

[GXPBlast 597]

Well to be honest, I'd rather be a pony myself just to complete the package and not damage the continuity of the world itself, but yeah, just living in Equestria would be pretty sweet.

I really don't think it would damage Equestria as there are many sapient species there a new one should not be a problem especially if love is involved.

[purple.teal 50]

I'm wondering if Trixie could continue on with her travelling magic show or if she would be willing to settle down...

[baba_booey 4,303]

But I got Pinkie Pie pregnant?

How awkward.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

I really don't think it would damage Equestria as there are many sapient species there a new one should not be a problem especially if love is involved.

 

Well it's just that they've gone out of their way to establish that humans don't exist in that world. I'm not worried about the populace's wrath.

 

Plus, you know, being a pony would be much cooler. Magic, flying, strength, and would be pretty great.