Ask Arceus

[Zalgo 593]

What Is your favorite pokemon besides arceus?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

What Is your favorite pokemon besides arceus?

 

Magikarp seems like a nice guy.

[Philomena 66]

Who do you think is annoying?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Who do you think is annoying?

 

Humans who think they have me caught in their little toy balls. They don't realize that I lack physical form, and thus cannot be captured as such.

[Philomena 66]

Have you ever seen fireworks?

Woo!

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

Hello puny mortals, Arceus here.

 

Have you ever had a question for an omnipotent being?

 

Do you want to know details of your future, past, or present?

 

Have you ever wanted to be a different creature, or live in a different place/time?

 

Well, you've come to the right place!

I, the powerful Arceus, god of Pokemon, am at your disposal for the next *insert amount of time here* !!!

 

So go foolish humans, ask away!

 

 

 

 

i just found the first pokemon joke here, and who are you calling mortal,dont think your on top just for a second, because when i hit the rp section, everyone will know of Draco the shapeshifter

[Philomena 66]

Have you ever been angry?

FFFFFFF! HMMMNNGH!

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Have you ever seen fireworks?

Woo!

 

As a matter of fact, I have seen fireworks before. Humans in my world often throw loud and annoying celebrations at the most pointless and unimportant times; they tend to use fireworks to aid them in their celebrating.

I may be a god in my world, but I may never understand the stupidity of some creatures...

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

HEY KING OF MAGIKARPS, EITHER EVOLVE OR STOP BEING A HATER!!!

because im sure that my poke-shapeshift has a type advantage over you

[Victoria and Co. 782]

i just found the first pokemon joke here, and who are you calling mortal,dont think your on top just for a second, because when i hit the rp section, everyone will know of Draco the shapeshifter

 

There are so many problems with this, I'm not sure how to respond most effectively.

First off, what do you mean by 'joke'? I assure you that ultimate power over one's universe is nothing to take lightly.

Secondly, I assure you that I am not mortal, but I am also not immortal. Actually, I simply exist in a state of being. I cannot die, nor am I effected by time. I am not living. I just AM.

Finally, I don't think I'm on top, I am on top. There is no question. Also, what is this RP section? If Draco is only known there, and only has power there, I assure you that he is on a much lower level than I.

 

HEY KING OF MAGIKARPS, EITHER EVOLVE OR STOP BEING A HATER!!!

because im sure that my poke-shapeshift has a type advantage over you

 

What? How is it that pointing out the facts makes me a 'hater'? Also, I'd love to see you have a type advantage when the universe you exist in ceases to be there.

 

Have you ever been angry?

FFFFFFF! HMMMNNGH!

 

Yes yes, I have been angry before. I can tell you though, that Giritina wasn't too happy himself after I was done with him.

Edited March 24, 2012 by King of Magikarps

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

There are so many problems with this, I'm not sure how to respond most effectively.

First off, what do you mean by 'joke'? I assure you that ultimate power over one's universe is nothing to take lightly.

Secondly, I assure you that I am not mortal, but I am also not immortal. Actually, I simply exist in a state of being. I cannot die, nor am I effected by time. I am not living. I just AM.

Finally, I don't think I'm on top, I am on top. There is no question. Also, what is this RP section? If Draco is only known there, and only has power there, I assure you that he is on a much lower level than I.

 

 

 

What? How is it that pointing out the facts makes me a 'hater'? Also, I'd love to see you have a type advantage when the universe you exist in ceases to be there.

 

 

 

Yes yes, I have been angry before. I can tell you though, that Giritina wasn't too happy himself after I was done with him.

 

you claim to tha name of magikarp, that makes me think you are water type, being in pony form at the moment all i have to do is shapeshif tto another form, my poke-form happens to be the mighty 5 gen legendary Zektrom (dragon/electric), and i could got to my original for as well, it being a master of the 3 main battle elements, electricity being the favorite, i have no fear for you, only power to show, unless you can beat me in a battle, i will not respect such a king, and im my world i am also of royal blood, i but i prefer not to use that to my advantage, i would rather earn it, so unless you have a comeback, dont raise a fin at me, because i bite

[Victoria and Co. 782]

you claim to tha name of magikarp, that makes me think you are water type, being in pony form at the moment all i have to do is shapeshif tto another form, my poke-form happens to be the mighty 5 gen legendary Zektrom (dragon/electric), and i could got to my original for as well, it being a master of the 3 main battle elements, electricity being the favorite, i have no fear for you, only power to show, unless you can beat me in a battle, i will not respect such a king, and im my world i am also of royal blood, i but i prefer not to use that to my advantage, i would rather earn it, so unless you have a comeback, dont raise a fin at me, because i bite

 

Your rebuttal is pathetic. King of Magikarps is simple a nickname, I choose it as to be ironic, not to represent what I am. My good friend Q has the username Toca Hero on several websites, would you dare call him a taco?

Also, the Arceus you think you know is but a facade, one I crafted as to entertain you pathetic mortals with a sense of accomplishment.

 

As for the battle. I accept.

BAM!

Your universe no longer exists. I win. Have fun in limbo.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

Your rebuttal is pathetic. King of Magikarps is simple a nickname, I choose it as to be ironic, not to represent what I am. My good friend Q has the username Toca Hero on several websites, would you dare call him a taco?

Also, the Arceus you think you know is but a facade, one I crafted as to entertain you pathetic mortals with a sense of accomplishment.

 

As for the battle. I accept.

BAM!

Your universe no longer exists. I win. Have fun in limbo.

 

oh please, your only form of battle is god modding, your probably as pathetic as Starscream, who we all know lost to Rainbowdash, i bet in reality you cant even put up a fight, plus remember when i said "who are you calling mortal", that implies i have an immortal stature as well, so unless you can defend yourself from someone who can easily kill you, i would shut your trap

 

and besides that, you have only proven my point, i only came to make an enemy, and i have, so adios, patheticos

Edited March 24, 2012 by Benjamin Mailhott

[Mephala 2,633]

Arceus, what's it like being the weirdest looking Pokemon ever?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

im gonna brohoof that

[Victoria and Co. 782]

oh please, your only form of battle is god modding, your probably as pathetic as Starscream, who we all know lost to Rainbowdash, i bet in reality you cant even put up a fight, plus remember when i said "who are you calling mortal", that implies i have an immortal stature as well, so unless you can defend yourself from someone who can easily kill you, i would shut your trap

 

and besides that, you have only proven my point, i only came to make an enemy, and i have, so adios, patheticos

 

That last word is in no language, so that is awkward. An enemy? I think not, I don't hold grudges. Again, I'm not immortal so you cannot 'have immortal status as well'! I am ever present and all knowing, imbossible to see, impossible to touch. I have no physical form so my weakness and strength don't exist. I can't be beaten because you cannot hurt me. Nothing can hurt me. The fact that you can't understand that proves your own weakness. It's not 'god modding' when you are a god.

 

I fear your attempts to effect m have failed in every way. As such, this conversations grows boring. It's clear you don't understand a thing about me. Return once your mind isn't clouded by the imperfections that plague you.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

The more you talk like that, the more you seem like you are hiding. That and the last word was in gibberish on purpose so it could rhyme with adios, the fact that you didnt realize that is quite amusing.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Arceus, what's it like being the weirdest looking Pokemon ever?

 

Although I have no appearance, I find the false being you are refering to to be quite useful. My unique facade gives people a sense of knowing. That false sense enables me to peer into those people's minds much easier and to alter their beings even more simply.

[Zalgo 593]

What should the gods do about these "humans" that are ruining our planet? Sure, they are great worshipers, but they are slowly destroying themselves as well as their home.

[Mephala 2,633]

Although I have no appearance, I find the false being you are refering to to be quite useful. My unique facade gives people a sense of knowing. That false sense enables me to peer into those people's minds much easier and to alter their beings even more simply.

 

I see. Thank you for bestowing this knowledge upon me.

 

What should the gods do about these "humans" that are ruining our planet? Sure, they are great worshipers, but they are slowly destroying themselves as well as their home.

 

^THIS.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

The more you talk like that, the more you seem like you are hiding. That and the last word was in gibberish on purpose so it could rhyme with adios, the fact that you didnt realize that is quite amusing.

 

Someone doesn't understand psychological warfare.

 

Rhyming is the observation of patterns that have no purpose. Any being that finds amusement in making rhymes should seriously rethink their sanity, intellegence, and priorities.

 

This is the last I have to say on the matter, if you wish to continue this pointless charade, be my guest, just know this, I simply do not care.

 

What should the gods do about these "humans" that are ruining our planet? Sure, they are great worshipers, but they are slowly destroying themselves as well as their home.

 

My friend, I fear they are lost. It would seem their ignorance and lust have taken control of their minds and clouded their logic. As the almighty beings we are, I suggest we remove them as to end the suffering of better, more capable beings.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

dont care huh, for all we know you could be crying in bed about it, you need to use a different mind, because yours is obviously corrupt. think with a different point of view, you may learn something