Ask Arceus

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Hello puny mortals, Arceus here.

 

Have you ever had a question for an omnipotent being?

 

Do you want to know details of your future, past, or present?

 

Have you ever wanted to be a different creature, or live in a different place/time?

 

Well, you've come to the right place!

I, the powerful Arceus, god of Pokemon, am at your disposal for the next *insert amount of time here* !!!

 

So go foolish humans, ask away!

 

 

 

[JappleackWithApples 34]

whats it like to be god?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

whats it like to be god?

 

It's actually quite boring, I spend most of my days just floating around, obliterating nonbelievers and such...

[JappleackWithApples 34]

haven't you been captured by lots of trainers?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

haven't you been captured by lots of trainers?

 

HA! Those simpletons? No, no, no, they've captured what their pathetic minds think is me, but is actually just an data value in a game!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*throws master ball at you*

[Victoria and Co. 782]

*throws master ball at you*

 

*MasterBall blinks out of existence*

*Turns TheGuyWhoReviewGames into a Pokeball*

 

No.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

well this is an disappointment. *roll my way out*

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Indeed.

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

So Arceus...how do you feel about the humans capturing your fellow Pokemon and using them for sporting battles?

[ZomBrony 346]

ok Arceus how did you get your name?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

So Arceus...how do you feel about the humans capturing your fellow Pokemon and using them for sporting battles?

 

How do I feel? Well let me put it this way. If you just made a picture and posted it online, then suddenly the internet explodes in a great big fiery mess, making your picture feel terrible and every other picture mad at it, wouldn't you laugh? Yeah, that's how I feel about it.

 

ok Arceus how did you get your name?

 

I made it.

[ZomBrony 346]

why does your sig have Rarity's cutie mark with Dashie being the pony in it?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

why does your sig have Rarity's cutie mark with Dashie being the pony in it?

 

I am a fan of everypony equally, and, as such, I wanted Rarity to be represented in my signature.

[Philomena 66]

How would you react if you were surrounded by bronies?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

How would you react if you were surrounded by bronies?

 

I would politely ask them to allow to finish my work, then, upon completion of my tasks, join them in partaking in brony things.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Do you often cross to different universe dimensions?

The lack of stuff like legends in these other places leads me to believe you tend to stay in your own Pokemon universe.

[Zalgo 593]

If your so powerful, why can I catch you with a quick ball?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Do you often cross to different universe dimensions?

The lack of stuff like legends in these other places leads me to believe you tend to stay in your own Pokemon universe.

 

Oh, I'm always busy in my dimension, so I rarely come to visit any others, but I do on occasion. For example I learned about MLP FiM last time I crossed dimensions.

 

If your so powerful, why can I catch you with a quick ball?

 

Oh you silly creature. You think you caught me? Newsflash, that's just a videogame!

[Zalgo 593]

No, I'm pretty sure I caught you in real life.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

No, I'm pretty sure I caught you in real life.

 

Silly Zalgo, I exist in a plane that it void of any other matter other than my own. No being, object, thought, energy, or entity of any kind other than my own can exist other than those that are directly relevant to me!

 

No PokeBall (no matter how quick) would be able to enter the same existence as me!

[Zalgo 593]

 

 

Silly Zalgo, I exist in a plane that it void of any other matter other than my own. No being, object, thought, energy, or entity of any kind other than my own can exist other than those that are directly relevant to me!

 

No PokeBall (no matter how quick) would be able to enter the same existence as me!

 

Then why can I see you ?

*waves*

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Then why can I see you ?

*waves*

 

Oh you funny thing you! That is not me, I have no form what-so-ever! Not even other omnipotent beings can see me!

[Zalgo 593]

Fine then. If you wont let me see you, i'll disguise my form.

 

What is your favorite pokemon besides you?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Fine then. If you wont let me see you, i'll disguise my form.

 

What is your favorite pokemon besides you?

 

As Arceus, my favorite Pokemon is Arceus (the one in the humans' silly game)!