Ask a Staffer!

[NewCalamity 3,454]

After a little bit of discussion, we came to the conclusion that making an all-inclusive “Ask a Staffer” thread would be a great opportunity for members to get to know our team! 
 
How it works:  Anyone may simply ask a question in here, no matter the subject (so long as it remains appropriate of course) and a random staff member will come around to answer you.  The questions can be serious, fun, pertain to certain individual staff members, whatever!  All in the name of getting more familiar with our hard-working staff members.  There’s no telling who’ll be the one to answer your question, as it will simply be answered by whoever is available at the time.
 

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Here is a very handy index of each staffer:

 https://mlpforums.com/staff/

 

 

[Zoop 8,384]

Are you my mommy?

[Starshine 16,333]

 

 

Can I carry my guns in public without getting arrested in MLPForums?

[Zoop 8,384]

 

 

Can I carry my guns in public without getting arrested in MLPForums?

 

 

Yes, but we recommend that you

. But, you know... if you really want to.

[Vicke 3,188]

Do you guys like bananas?

[Doctor Derpy 164]

*Clears throat* Do you guys know the number of the universe?

[Ice Storm 1,020]

*Clears throat* Do you guys know the number of the universe?

 

 

that's silly. Everypony knows that the number of the universe is 42

[Evilshy 5,090]

Do you guys like bananas?

 

Oh... umm... I don't really... uh... I don't really want to answer that... umm...

[NavelColt 22,878]

OCDcord gon' and attacked your topic. Since a core goal of this is to -get to know- the staff, I figured having a simple differentiation of mods from admins on the list there can help the newbie people out. A wall of names would look rather ugly after a while once all of us got added :3

 

There’s no telling who’ll be the one to answer your question, as it will simply be answered by whoever is available at the time.

 

So in other words, I'll end up answering half the questions.

 

Do you guys like bananas?

 

[Shining Wing 201]

Why is Evilshy so evil?

[Radiance64 7,053]

Do you guys like bananas?

Yes. High potassium levels are part of the job requirement.

[Vexx3 1,540]

Why is Evilshy so evil?

 

When he was a young lad, he once ran out of toilet paper.  I imagine it was quite a traumatic experience.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Why is Evilshy so evil?

 

[Shining Wing 201]

 

Mother of fuck I love that movie

[Zoop 8,384]

Why is Evilshy so evil?

 

He's trying to hide his cutesy and adorable interior behind a caustic and evil exterior. He may have all of you fooled, but I know that the true Evilshy isn't evil at all.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You can add my "Ask" thread to the list. I can resist anything except peer pressure.

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/59431-ask-a-full-spectrum/

[Shift 4,272]

I heard Evilshy is a beautiful butterfly whose wings are made of grace. Is this true?

 

[Radiance64 7,053]

I heard Evilshy is a beautiful butterfly whose wings are made of grace. Is this true? 

I wouldn't doubt it.

[Starshine 16,333]

Where is the ask thread for Key Gear?

 

I would like to know if he's okay with being smacked repeatedly with a wet fish

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

What is the official stance on the website regarding drunk [or otherwise intoxicated] posting?

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

What is the official stance on the website regarding drunk [or otherwise intoxicated] posting?

As long as you don't break any other rules, whatever. I did a drunk blog post a few months ago .

[NavelColt 22,878]

Where is the ask thread for Key Gear?

 

I would like to know if he's okay with being smacked repeatedly with a wet fish

 

Not sure. @@Key Gear, go make an ask thread so we can index you, and people can bother you

[Twiliscael 3,960]

You can pick 3 other staffers for your zombie apocalypse survival group, who do you pick?

[NavelColt 22,878]

You can pick 3 other staffers for your zombie apocalypse survival group, who do you pick?

 

NewCalamity: Weapons expert.

Artemis: Speed fighter.

Key Gear: Guy who dies first.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

You can pick 3 other staffers for your zombie apocalypse survival group, who do you pick?

 

Zoop, to beat the crap out of them.

Evilshy, to help Zoop beat the crap out of them.

Swoop, because he lives in Australia so that makes him tuff and stuff. Plus his accent is rad.

 

:3