10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[Crimson storm 1,832]

#301  shake up random cans of soda and play the waiting game 

Edited November 11, 2018 by Crimson storm

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#302: Place the clearance sign/price on the non clearance area/items.

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

#303 when I used to work nights at walmart, on warm summer nights we'd take our breaks by going and sitting on the ride on lawn mowers. Like 20 of us at once. It was a great place to hide from the managers. My managers were not that nice. 

[Arkadios 91]

#304: Take all the ice cream and put it next to the butter.

Boutta get a retail job, so I need to brainstorm ideas for what to do.

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,543]

#305 

Hack the intercom system that will really mess with them.

[Denim&Venöm 18,772]

#306: Grab the intercom and say "Attention K-Mart shoppers, be on the look out for our blue light special!" 

[Crimson storm 1,832]

#307 follow fat people around with a tuba

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308: leave a several trail of food towards the restroom.