T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Will live in Canada?

 

Well, I do like cold weather...

 

TPAM will found a new country called Baby Canada in a sandbox on a local playground.

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

YES! I SHALL DO THIS 

 

TPAM likesclub soda

[Steel Crescent 841]

No..

TPAM Secretly practices the Traditional Canterlot voice.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

How comes thee has knowledge of how my royalty spends his spare time, I asketh?

 

TPAM has tried bungee-jumping before.

[Steel Crescent 841]

I want to but i have not.

DOST THOU PONY AFTER ME PREFER CAKE OR COOKIES?

[stainesbrony 219]

Cookies because THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

 

 

 

Did you think that I would ever get an avatar?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Actually, I didn't. And the avatar you did get... freaking awesome, bro, it definitely gets the Rainblow Hash Seal of Approval.

 

TPAM wants to wish upon a fish for some fish upon a dish.

[Steel Crescent 841]

no..i don't eat fish.

Dost thou pony after me want Cheese Puffs or Doritos?

[Princess Derpy 672]

CHEESE PUFFS!
 TPAM prefers tacos over burritos.

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

YES!

 

The pony after me wants to marry their favorite pony

[Princess Derpy 672]

Uhh no...

TPAM Likes anime.

[stainesbrony 219]

Yes. I like the Pokémon anime in particular.

 

 

 

 

TPAM has seen Borat: curltral learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Nope.

TPAM is clumsy.

[stainesbrony 219]

No.

 

 

 

 

TPAM has been on Funkyzeit mit Brüno

Edited April 7, 2013 by stainesbrony

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False,

 

The TPAM is false.

[A. Hesediel 191]

True.

The TPAM will get an headache trying to understand the paradox between these two posts.

[Steel Crescent 841]

No i won't.

Dost Thou pony after me prefer Metroid or Mario?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Supah Mario any day

 

TPAM is incredibly mean, especially to me 

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, I only poke and tease, never intentially mean.

 

TPAM likes shark for dinner.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Soundgarden 2,758]

No, sadly, sharks like me for dinner   yes, I mean the avatar

 

TPAM is the creator of "Teenswag"

[Steel Crescent 841]

No.

TPAM wants some muffins at this very moment.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

I actually want a cupcake this very moment :/

 

TPAM is actually a Crabman

[A. Hesediel 191]

False.

TPAM is undoubtedly dandy.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Well, I can't deny that, my friend.

 

TPAM can deny that.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True,

 

TPAM didn't post after me.