T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

nope, because i'm an unicorn and I don't want a stallion with eyelashes to be my king

 

They are not eyelashes...they are crows feet!

and besides my eyelashes are big boned.

TPAM would love to kiss Celestia's flank if given the chance

 

Well um yes. But I would expect quid pro quo. and you know she would want it, being in the presence of the unicorn king.

 

TPAM knows what its like to have crows feet.

Edited August 11, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Bari 7,023]

Nope. I'm young and full of life.

 

TPAM thinks we should all stop playing forum games.

[False Perception 482]

Hell no.

 

TNPTP thinks the new Vinyl Scratch banner is the best yet, and that we should accept Speedy Transition as our new overlord.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Yes. Yes I do.

Octavia needs more love though.

 

TPAM has gone to the beach this year.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. I head to the mountains in summer. Fewer tsunamis.

 

TPAM would find it more interesting to have lunch with Spike than Twilight.

[Starshine 16,333]

No. I hate that spoiled lizard

 

TPAM is now wearing a tutu dress and frolicking on a green field

[Herlin Firehoof 12]

I wish i could.

 

TPAM don't see the show like the same after reading My little dashie

[Motion Spark 7,807]

My Little Dashie didn't have any effect on me, so the show is normal to me.

 

TPAM wore panties at some point of his life (if you are female, your question is about male underwear)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

TNPTP thinks that's TMI.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yes I do!

 

TPAM was just ninja'd

[St. Pinkie 118]

True. Damn right. (Posted while looking at the wrong page. Got ninja'd by 100 pages of posts.)

 

TPAM thinks RD is best pony

Edited August 13, 2012 by St. Pinkie

[Motion Spark 7,807]

nope, Rarity is

 

TPAM thinks than Applejack should have been a pegasus and Rainbow Dash an earth pony

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

NO!!!

 

TNPTP knows who the hoof Gemmy is.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Neigh.

 

The pony after me is a pegasus.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

nah!

 

TPAM missed me (WTF? is Ganaram a mare now?)

[Bari 7,023]

nah

 

TPAM wants to be my friend.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

That depends... (inb4 incontinence)

 

TNPTP knows that the mare in my sig is a completely different character... And a unicorn... Unlike some ponies...

 

 

TPAM missed me (WTF? is Ganaram a mare now?)

 

[Jadefire 2,797]

Banned for not being a unicorn.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Banned because TNPTP derp'd up again.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Banned because posting in the correct topic is overrated.

 

TPAfM agrees.

[Starshine 16,333]

Nay, I prefer muffin

 

TPAM is now eating ice cream

[Magicon 468]

No.

 

TPAM is doing something behind somepony's back.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Nah. Secrets are overrated. Ask, and I shall answer.

 

TPAM prefers pie over cake.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

YES! I do! Give me a peach pie where the peaches melt in your mouth.....Pecan pie, boysenberry, a good pumpkin...Yes, much preferable to cake!

 

TPAM would pay to see fight between Angel and Spike.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Sure, why not?

 

TPAM can beat me in DDR