If you overthrew the equestrian throne, what would you do with equestria?

[Guest]

So, here's the question:

How would you dethrone celestial and Luna and after, what changes would you do to equestria?

 

I have plenty of ideas! What about you guys?

 

Oh yeah. You can shape shift appearances from human to pony and vice verca.

 

 

Another edit: You don't have to kill Celestial to rule, if you don't want to.

Edited April 14, 2014 by Guest

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Okay, first of all I wouldn't.

 

But in the assumption that I suddenly get a reason to, I'd go for an assassination with Earth tech. Be the stealthiest and all. In the chaos of their deaths I'd appear, using my unique appearance (we didn't become ponies did we?) and Earth tech to give myself a messiah-esque status to the ponies. Impress them enough to be instated as a leader of the nation in disarray. I'd implement technological progress, mostly just to see what would happen.

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

I would make it a democracy. There'd be elections for the leader of equestria. I'd still be in charge of course, the pony elected would merely be a puppet. I'd make the ponies think they have freedom, when they really wouldn't. I'd slowly take away their rights as well.  I'd have False Flag attacks on Canterlot, to convince the general populace that we need to go to war with the changelings, or whatever.

 

I'd also spend more than the Equestrian treasury has in bits. I'd borrow bits from the griffons. I'd also station Pony troops (military bases) everywhere. I'd make sure that the Equestrian empire was the strongest on the planet. I'd also move all of the jobs over the poorer parts of the world, where I could get cheap labor. Zebras, or donkies maybe? 

 

I'd probably secretly work with the changelings to keep my power. If anypony tried to revolt and bring back the Monarchy, I'd have forces prepared to deal with them. Anybody who disagrees with this Democratic government would be labeled as a terrorist. I'd also put tons, and tons of chemicals in the drinking water. Basically, I'd be lowering the average IQ of the general populace. We can't have them thinking too much, now can we?

 

I would turn Equestria into the greatest nation on the planet! 

 

Edited April 13, 2014 by Mikami

[Remi 1,309]

  On 2014-04-13 at 2:24 PM, Carousel B(rozne) said:

Okay, first of all I wouldn't.

 

But in the assumption that I suddenly get a reason to, I'd go for an assassination with Earth tech. Be the stealthiest and all. In the chaos of their deaths I'd appear, using my unique appearance (we didn't become ponies did we?) and Earth tech to give myself a messiah-esque status to the ponies. Impress them enough to be instated as a leader of the nation in disarray. I'd implement technological progress, mostly just to see what would happen.

Sweet Jesus this is fucking dark for an MLP fan.

 

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I'd just offer Celestia a life-time supply of bananas in exchange for the throne; and then make Luna my actual waifu slave due to the power granted to me.

 

And with my new power as ruler I would use it for unlimited pony booty on command.

Edited April 13, 2014 by Remi

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

  On 2014-04-13 at 2:35 PM, Remi said:

Sweet Jesus this is fucking dark for an MLP fan.

 

 

 

Boy do you even know this fandom.

 

It was a thought exercise, lel. Not like I'd actually do it. One, I don't have the physical strength to use a gun correctly. And two, I don't have the heart to kill.

[Guest]

  On 2014-04-13 at 2:34 PM, Mikami said:

I would make it a democracy. There'd be elections for the leader of equestria. I'd still be in charge of course, the pony elected would merely be a puppet. I'd make the ponies think they have freedom, when they really wouldn't. I'd slowly take away their rights as well.  I'd have False Flag attacks on Canterlot, to convince the general populace that we need to go to war with the changelings, or whatever.

 

I'd also spend more than the Equestrian treasury has in bits. I'd borrow bits from the griffons. I'd also station Pony troops (military bases) everywhere. I'd make sure that the Equestrian empire was the strongest on the planet. I'd also move all of the jobs over the poorer parts of the world, where I could get cheap labor. Zebras, or donkies maybe? 

 

I'd probably secretly work with the changelings to keep my power. If anypony tried to revolt and bring back the Monarchy, I'd have forces prepared to deal with them. Anybody who disagrees with this Democratic government would be labeled as a terrorist. I'd also put tons, and tons of chemicals in the drinking water. Basically, I'd be lowering the average IQ of the general populace. We can't have them thinking too much, now can we?

 

I would turn Equestria into the greatest nation on the planet! 

 

I wasent expecting that many dark story ideas... Tells me a lot. Lol!

It doesent have to be changed for the worst actually.

[Sugar Pea 2,682]

If I were to somehow rule equestria, I would find a spell that can put a magical barrier around it so no harm is down. (Excluding evilll)

[Castle Bleck 19,390]

My first order of business would be to have the Royal Guards beat the s*** out of Angel, Snips, Snails, Blueblood, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Garble, and Suri.

Edited April 14, 2014 by Anti-Villain

[Swirl 90]

First I'd definitely kill Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Discord and Twilight, just to be certain my powers are unmatched. Enslave Equestrian with my mighty powers I have, enslave the Crystal Empire, form an army of griffins, Changelings and ponies and then send them off to conquer the world. Build engines powered by the planet's core and the enslaved unicorns' magic to open rifts to other dimensions, and expand my empire beyond the Poniverse itself. I'd break open the gates to Tartarus and let the demons wreck havoc upon the worlds, I'd learn the Changeling's ways of converting emotions into power, I'd resurrect Sombra and use him as a footstool: I'd be INVINCIBLE.

 

Also I'd ban dubstep music, I really don't like it.

[Commissar Alexer 763]

Simple:

 

I will arrive with those guys here:

 

Afterwards i will give them exactly two choices:

 

Either they surrender and became a protectorate of the Imerpium of Man (with me as the Planetary Governour) in which the ponies and other useful beings will serve in the PDF or maybe even in the Imperial Guard.....

 

.....or they will be simply exterminated.

 

Either way, i win.

[Adachi 772]

I would never overthrow sunbutt and moonbutt, but if I did, I would probably stage subversion campaigns against the leaders of Earth. If they question me, I would remind them of how Celestia and Luna turned on them (that would be my only reason for overthrowing them), and who saved them from oppression, and ask them to have some faith in my ability to lead. I would also have Discord troll the ever loving HELL out of the members of the Westboro Baptist Church

[QuickWit 42]

I would pick one of these options:

 

A. Establish a fascist rule with subliminal messaging in all forms of media, as well as an ethnic purge of unclean races and the execution of all that oppose my rule. Everything will be made by the state for the state, and a secret police will be used to control the social conspiracies of those who threaten to destroy the state.

 

B. Muffin party every day!

 

I'm liking B more.

[Hive King 2,001]

I'd pay off some assassins to stab Celestia and Luna in the back. Once in charge, I'd set up a democratic government and then relax, watching ponies govern themselves. I'd probably retire to an island with stolen funds from the treasury

[Guest]

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:39 AM, Evil Dragon Master said:

I'd pay off some assassins to stab Celestia and Luna in the back. Once in charge, I'd set up a democratic government and then relax, watching ponies govern themselves. I'd probably retire to an island with stolen funds from the treasury

Which assassin would agree to that? Even with a high payment of money. Also, alicorns are immortal and normal weapons don't work against them...

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

I'd make Rarity my queen

That's really all I'd change. I'd be a lazy ruler.

 

But Rarity would be my queen

 

 

[Hive King 2,001]

@@Whatnoww,

Why wouldn't they agree? Celestia and Luna aren't so special, vines took them down for god's sake. Where is the evidence that normal weapons don't work on them or that they are immortal? Even if both of these are true, I could drug them, put them in a metal box, and then toss that box to the bottom of the ocean 

[yeet 2,027]

I'm gonna say im already a pony for this and never at any point a human.

Let's just say celestia happened to give me the throne (through some 'persuasion' and massive amounts of energy) so I could do anything. Firstly, I would make it so everypony has to wear socks, and can wear shoes if they want.

Secondly I would order discord to make an unused area a chocolate waterfall ( like he made the chocolate rain) and give pinkie unlimited access.

 

 

mane six stuff cause why not. fluttershy will be in charge of the animal caring thingy. Applejack shall be given a large some of bits to help the farm make more produce and renovate a load of the buildings. Rarity shall make clothing for the biggest catwalk things, and have an article dedicated to her in the most popular dress magazine. Twilight is to help others in discovering the meaning of friendship. And spike goes with her.

 

I'll do the others at another time.

[Guest]

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:38 PM, Evil Dragon Master said:

@@Whatnoww,

Why wouldn't they agree? Celestia and Luna aren't so special, vines took them down for god's sake. Where is the evidence that normal weapons don't work on them or that they are immortal? Even if both of these are true, I could drug them, put them in a metal box, and then toss that box to the bottom of the ocean

 

I will repeat again what I have said to someone before. Those vines had a high level of magic, discord and the elements of Harmony's magic. I never said Luna or celestial were special. And why would the assassin want to put himself against one of the most powerfully creatures in equestrian? Also, immortal refers to not being able to die by natural causes. And we could easily say that celestial and Luna are embodiments of magic.Celestial was net even in danger or showed fear for the changelings, only to the queen changeling. Only because she would have the magic to hurt her. Not any normal type.

[Hive King 2,001]

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

Those vines had a high level of magic, discord and the elements of Harmony's magic.

A high magic that AJ was tearing apart with her mouth?

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

And why would the assassin want to put himself against one of the most powerfully creatures in equestrian?

Money and the fact that it's not that dangerous. Just wait for them to do one of their visits and then put an arrow in their spine

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

Also, immortal refers to not being able to die by natural causes

That's called being unable to age and even that is not confirmed, for all we know they just live a long time

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

And we could easily say that celestial and Luna are embodiments of magic

We could also easily say that they are mutants

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

Celestial was net even in danger or showed fear for the changelings

Because she didn't have time to, she was too busy trying to defend her kingdom to worry about changelings. Changeling drones get knocked out by tripping, they're weak

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:56 PM, Whatnoww said:

Only because she would have the magic to hurt her. Not any normal type

No proof of this 

[Guest]

  On 2014-04-14 at 3:59 PM, Evil Dragon Master said:

A high magic that AJ was tearing apart with her mouth?

 

Money and the fact that it's not that dangerous. Just wait for them to do one of their visits and then put an arrow in their spine

 

That's called being unable to age and even that is not confirmed, for all we know they just live a long time

L

We could also easily say that they are mutants

 

Because she didn't have time to, she was too busy trying to defend her kingdom to worry about changelings. Changeling drones get knocked out by tripping, they're weak

 

No proof of this

 

She never got to tear any of it apart. The only time was when she shut the window. And even then, nothing hints it was strongest there. Twilight was the only one able to destroy any of them.

U

Once again. Not vulnerable to normal weapons.

 

Exactly. But mutants go through a change before becoming what they are.

 

If they're so weak, how come the mane 6 got trapped by them? Also. What defeated them? A surge of a high blast of magic. Only then was the changeling queen defeated. Alicorns tend to only get affected by that. So your telling me that the changeling invade and celestia doesent care about them because she has to defend the kingdom eve though her subjects outside are probably dying or getting hurt? Thats a contradiction to yourself somewhat.

U

There's you're proof again.

[Hive King 2,001]

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

She never got to tear any of it apart. The only time was when she shut the window. And even then, nothing hints it was strongest there. Twilight was the only one able to destroy any of them. U

Rewatch the episode, she was biting them and tearing them out of the ground

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

Once again. Not vulnerable to normal weapons.

No evidence for this

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

Exactly. But mutants go through a change before becoming what they are.

Not always, many mutants are just born that way

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

If they're so weak, how come the mane 6 got trapped by them?

Numbers. A single penny falling on you won't do much, several million will hurt a lot

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

Also. What defeated them? A surge of a high blast of magic.

Really? Because

 

This shows Changelings being knocked out by tripping

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

Alicorns tend to only get affected by that

Your grammar is really weird and this sentence makes no sense to me

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

So your telling me that the changeling invade and celestia doesent care about them because she has to defend the kingdom eve though her subjects outside are probably dying or getting hurt?

You misunderstand. By the time the invasion had started, Celestia was face down with Chrysalis beating her ass, there isn't really any time to worry at that point. And before that, she was busy trying to blast Chrysalis in the face and as such, focused on the leader of her foes

 

 

  On 2014-04-14 at 4:14 PM, Whatnoww said:

There's you're proof again.

Where? I just see a "u" 

[Archer Dash 163]

Can't I just sit on the throne and send six mares to go do my bidding?  None of this take over the world nonsense.  I'd probably leave the existing rulers alive as well.
Also I would make RD an alicorn with Celestia's power if everyone's okay with that.

[Lightwing 12,978]

First of all,i would make the Apple family the royal family

 

And then,i would eat lots and lots of apples

 

Afterall that,i would throw the crown on a WC :3

[Tigerpop198 696]

Ok, this is a simple question.

I would kill all that apposed me.

I would have full control on what is right or wrong.

I will make my people prosper.

The End.

[Castle Bleck 19,390]

  On 2014-04-13 at 4:08 PM, Anti-Villain said:

My first order of business would be to have the Royal Guards beat the s*** out of Angel, Snips, Snails, Blueblood, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Garble, and Suri.

 

My next order of business would be to declare refusal to apologize to Fluttershy (in the event of making her cry) punishable by death.

 

That, and Monday would be Waffle-Appreciation Day.

Edited April 14, 2014 by Anti-Villain