Obscure Merchandise

[DarkSun493 51]

I'm sure you've seen it all. From plushies to blankets and figurines to (yes, it's a thing) boxers, pony merch seems to be wide-encompassing. The actual quality and utility of the goods depend not only on the manufacturer, but the user's tastes and preferences. 

 

But this is a bit different; I'm asking for advice but I'm not but I am kinda...

I received, from my loving mother, two pieces of pony merch that are a bit out of the ordinary: a Rainbow Dash snapback and a pair of Rainbow Dash socks, complete with streamers coming down from the back of the top rim. I don't want to be rude, but what does one do with snapbacks and such socks. I've never worn snapbacks before, like, are they treated like baseball hats, do you wear them indoors? Is it appropriate to wear them at certain times and places? And the socks...this may be me being self-conscious, but I think that rainbow socks with streamers is a bit difficult to explain in the locker room. I have to admit they look cool when the streamers trail behind when you walk. But alas.

 

If you feel like responding, think about if you got these surprise gifts. What would you do with them? Any favorite merchandise? I want to know. 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

A snapback is just a flat billed hat. You are supposed to wear them like a normal baseball cap, but most children wear them in a fashion that looks incredibly stupid, with them either so tilted upwards that you cannot use the bill,or backwards and almost having the snapband cover your face. But it is for the most part a hat.

 

And the socks sound like they would work without the streamers, but those things sound like they are going to get stuck everywere, and caught on anything.

 

And if it had Fleetfoot, I'd rock em anywere.