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Would You Father Offspring With Your Marefriend To Stay In Equestria?


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The scenario that takes place is between a male human and his marefriend.

 

 

You have been one of the lucky humans to be granted the ability to live in Equestria for the rest of your life. You have been in Equestria for some time now and have fallen in love with you favorite pony. You form a very strong relationship to a point where you are looking to propose and get married. One day your marefriend comes up to you during a very romantic night/day out you two had planned and during one of your discussions, she tells you she really wants to have a baby. You laugh it off saying there is no way a human and a pony can reproduce and think she is joking.

Your marefriend gets a bit more serious and says that she has had multiple unicorns and Equestrian doctors run tests and compatibility spells and found out that humans and ponies DNA are compatible to create healthy hybrid offspring.

In order to stay in Equestria one of the conditions are if you happen to fall in love with a pony, you must do your best to make her happy and love her. Another condition is that you cannot become a pony and must remain human.

If you refuse, you will be sent back to Earth because you made your marefriend that you love very much upset never to return.

Keep in mind no magic is needed to create such a offspring as you later go to most powerful unicorns and smartest doctors in Equestria to have your DNA tested with your marefriend to find out she was right and human and pony DNA are compatible enough to produce healthy offspring.

Oh and of course the offspring will be produced the natural way. You know, when two partners fall in love and do things together that most partners do by taking part in the ultimate intimacy. (or known as NSFW activities)

If your marefriend happens to be royalty, I would assume the decision you make would be even more important.

Would you be willing to make that sacrifice for your marefriend on the day/night you were going to propose to her?

Or would you be willing to disappoint the mare you fell in love with and been in a relationship with for months or even years and be forced to leave Equestria to return to Earth and never to return again?

 

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I.......would totally do it. Human and Demon work and in the Kiva-verse Human and Fangire work. So I'm sure Human and Pony would work. Me and Ditzy, sure why not. Sure we'd be attacked by haters everyday but I would tell 'em to suck it. I wonder how Dinky would react to having a baby brother/sister that is not 100% pony? Seeing Ditzy hurt in anyway is out of the question.

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Wouldn't your offspring like become super-mutated and die off?  You would have to get lucky AT LEAST on the number of chromosomes.

 

Oh lol.  Posted before read.

 

 

Lol this is what your story reminded me of:

 

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Uh not sure how im supposed to answer this one, would it be the other way around? :P 


I mean would I be the one having the ....  :blush:


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Yes I would. and i would love my hybrid children. I would be worried about the responsibilites that come with it and the possible bullying of a hybrid human pony. I used to use /mlp/ and i remember satyrs(pic related)336067__safe_oc_lyra_riding_artist-colonYeah, equestria isn't perfect just like us people like diamond tiara could be a worry when she/he grows up

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I'm not embarrassed to say that my answer would be hell yes! Count me in.

 

That would make your marefreind very happy. Now all thats left is to "get busy" lol     ^_^

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Assuming I was in a relationship with a pony, yes.


 

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no... lol, and i'm female, so i'm pretty sure that couldn't happen.  and i certainly wouldn't be the one giving birth.  XD gone through that and never again

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Laid and gets to live in Equestria? Is it my birthday? KappaKappaKappa

 

Thats a more colorful way to put it lol.

 

But yeah you get to "have fun" with your marefriend and out comes hybrid.

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Is there a sign me up sheet or something? 

it might be a little  :blush:  at times though

waitwaitwait. Tirek is a centaur or whatever yes?... Has this happened before???


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Of course I will make that sacrifice and stay in Equestria with my marefriend. I won't have second thoughts on my answer.

 

Human X Pony Relationship = One big happy family lol

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Yeahh, I'd father offspring with Rarity :D I mean, why not? I care about her a lot, and I couldn't leave her to do it on her own...she has a business to run. I love her too much to ruin her life and leave her, you know? It'd be really screwed up on my part.

 

She's too wonderful to have that crap pulled on her. She doesn't deserve it, and dammit, I wouldn't let it happen.

 

I'd stay for her :D

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There's no way they'd let me into Equestria lol.  And if there was some mistake / paperwork error, Celestia would probably veto it herself.

 

Also, I'm not sure how keen Rainbow Dash would be on having my child. >_> < "The baby weight'd TOTALLY slow me down."

 

That being said / everything outlined in the scenario considered...  Why not lol?  And will it produce some pegasus / centaur-type creature??!?  If so, double awesome.  Marriage first, though.  Not because I'm old-fashioned or anything (apparently not if I'm talking about fathering a centaur with a cartoon pony), but that just feels like the way to go.

 

And I wouldn't be concerned about what otherponies thought of our offspring, because RD would just kick their respective flanks.  I'm gonna go think of baby names now... :wub:


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You mean I get my waifu, and kids, AND GET TO STAY IN EQUESTRIA? Is there any down side to this? I get to date best pony, and be a dad, and live in the best place in the universe. I really see no downside to this unless like AQL or some crap like that comes with.

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I'm...  Honestly not sure.  Personally, I have approximately zero interest in having kids, and thus the theoretical offspring in this situation would just be a means to an end...  Yeah, that kinda rubs me the wrong way.


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I'm...  Honestly not sure.  Personally, I have approximately zero interest in having kids, and thus the theoretical offspring in this situation would just be a means to an end...  Yeah, that kinda rubs me the wrong way.

 

 

Well in that case I guess you will be bansihed back to Earth where there is much hate, war, natural disasters, and murder and to never again see Equestria or your marefriend you loved for so long lol. :okiedokielokie:  :derp:

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First of all. I wouldn't get into a relationship without making sure my significant other has the same stance on children as me. I like doing my research and I'm paranoid about this kinda thing so I would probably know all this beforehand.

 

 If however my partner randomly changed their mind and decided they want children, well that's literally my worst nightmare in this case. I don't want kids, the responsibility that would come with them is incredibly frightening. I hate the feeling of being trapped and that's what having a child would cause. On the other side I wouldn't want to leave equestrian and my marefriend behind.

 

 I think I'd probably have some sort of mental break. I wouldn't be able to handle that kind of pressure. I'd feel guilty, trapped, confused, and betrayed all in one. If I have the kid, I lose. If I leave I lose. Either way I don't think I could ever really be happy again.


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The strange section of MLP Forums returns!
 

Honestly this question seems to be directed towards males and seems to leave out the female community. It's a funny scenario regardless though.

 

As for fathering, whoa whoa what's missing is the in between. Life isn't just defined by sex but by a plethora of other factors, and I hope you definitely think about it thoroughly before jumping the gun on life-changing matters.

 

To answer the OP's question, nope. A real romance is when one knows the other well enough that one action doesn't define the individual, but rather it defines the actions that the individual does over and over, and over again. Keep in mind that.


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