Jump to content
Guidelines
  • entries
    57
  • comments
    48
  • views
    13,518

About this blog

Stories, Reviews, and the occasional banter that gets sent to the bin in mere hours!

Entries in this blog

HOW I BECAME A BRONY (My First Brony Anniversary)

THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. I have now officially invested myself into the vast world of Equestria and all they hold. Yeah, probably. Anyway, the day has finally come to celebrate my very first anniversary of belonging to this wonderful fandom. It's been quite a journey with a few ups and downs, but nothing too noteworthy (yeah right. Read my blog )   But anyway, for those very, very few avid readers who actually spend their time to read my blog would know that it's my anniversary today. Exactl
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

MY CRAPTOP CONTRACTS AIDS (Autorun.inf: the Trojan Thingy)

By GOLLY! It's another entry about computers, huh? Wow, I never realized my life consisted of so many bad computer stories. Hmf. Anyway, this is probably the most serious issue I've ever had before, so stay tuned, will ya?   About a month ago, just after my copy of Watch_Dogs had become corrupted and after I tried to grease to disk, I realized that it was a lost cause. Yes, the car wax did work, but not entirely. All in all, it let me play about 30 minutes before the entire system shut down, a
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

PONY MANE STYLE 101 (How not to do something)

Another day, another entry, hmm? Well, that's what it seems like to me. How've I been? Oh, I've been alright. Staying up 'till 3AM working on assignments, getting into fights with chatroom "friends", and all that good stuff. Do I get a break? Yeah, sometimes. The cover for today was originally going to be a picture featuring a before and after photo of my collection since being a brony, but I'm going to leave that for October 15th, and for those who read "Grand Theft Applejack", will know that's
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

THE DAWN OF THE RISE OF THE MORNING OF THE NIGHT OF THE DAY OF THE LINUX MADE FOR THE APES (THE ANIMATED SERIES)

Hey! Have you checked out our series premiere? I'm writing blog posts everyday for the next month, so be on the look out!   So how many of you own a Chromebook? Yeah? Nah? Okay. For those who are thinking of getting one, don't. For those who have them, I pity you and share your pain. And for the people who don't know what a Chromebook is, "A Chromebook is a watered down version of your Nokia 2002 Mobile set to run glorified Extensions only approved by the Google Store. No, it cannot run And
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

2

MY WAIFU TERRIFIES ME TO THE POINT I WANT TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET AND ONLY COME OUT FOR DINNER

Wow, feels like forever since I've told an actual story! This one's new, and in fact, during my hiatus. I told you it'd come in handy!   I haven't really told anyone this, but I'm a big fan of Creepypastas. I love them! They're like the next level of horror material, and if done correctly, can be used to keep you on your toes for the next week!   But there's a problem (there always is)   I have somewhat of a "sanity meter" built into my mind. If I listen to too many readings, I become scar
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

THE HORSE-FAMOUS CONSPIRACY (SEASON PREMIERE - PART 2)

"Back to pony!" As they say. This is the official beginning of "RealityPublishing's Tales of Unfortunate Tails: Season 2", and I am glad to be back. After a month and a half, I'm finally going to release part 2 of, "My Interpretation of the Brony Fandom". It's been a while, but I'm glad I waited because while surfing the web, I discovered something that I thought I'd share.   Last time, I talked more about why the fandom is dying and how it's nothing more than a perception of what we think of
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

The Five Nights at Freddy's Experience: SCawthon's Location (tartarus)

Firstly, lemme just say it's great to be back. Did I enjoy my hiatus? No. I didn't. I was forced by my own will to finish a plethora of fanfictions that I almost gave up on. (I didn't. You can find them on my fimfiction page).   Anyway, today was my birthday. Happy birthday me. With that birthday came a very special surprise from Scott Cawthon, creator of the FNAF series and his all new, "Sister Location". Let me be clear, I hate the game, not you or the guy who made.   Now, for those
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

MAKE COMPUTERS GREAT AGAIN (Do We Really Want Slim?)

Now, I know I'm on hiatus, but I really wanted to get this one off my chest. Consider this entry as a bonus episode, mkay?   I like to stay up to date on all things computers. Whether it be the announcement of the Nintendo NX, or the release of Intel's new 10-Core Processor line. It doesn't matter to me; knowing it's out there is good enough to satisfy my craving for faster Specs. Recently, I received the honor of watching the Apple Conference, who, presented their new iPhone 7. Do I have anyt
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

My Perception of the Brony Fandom (SEASON FINALE - PART 1)

It's finally that time! With two days left of my series, "RealityPublishing's Tales of Unfortunate Tails", I thought I'd address something that has been thrown around quite a while. No, there is not a cover photo this time because I wanted to address this from a serious tone. This episode is a two-parter and will span until tomorrow where I'll be wrapping up the season and saying my good-byes until next month. It's been one helluva good ride, and I'm glad to have been able to share my experience
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

TELLING MY BROTHER HOW UNWORTHY I REALLY AM

Y'know, after looking back into yesterday's entry, I realized something. The only way to truly protect my waifu is under locked contract. That's right, I'M GOING TO MARRY APPLEJACK. Where's the ring going to go? Uh... hmm... have you ever noticed how none of the Earth ponies get married? How come only unicorns/alicorns do? Strange. I don't even remember what happened in Slice of Life. I should really re-watch those...   Anyway, just one more announcement before I begin, after Friday, I'm going
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

MARRY YOUR WAIFU TODAY FOR 10 PERCENT OFF ALL PURCHASES FROM LEGOLAND

So here's old news: Someone married Twilight Sparkle.   Crazy, right? WRONG. That just goes to show true, freakin', love. That means if you go so far as think about TwiTwi, you're in trouble. It means some men in black suits are gonna buck you against A wall and watch you release sweet raspberry aid from unknown places. (Wow, graphic much?)   As I said above, that's old news. How is this a tale? I was looking at it last night; there's your story. I was sitting on the computer and looking at
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

NINTENDO NOT-DS

Here's an old one. Now for the masses who don't know, I'm a huge 3DS fan. I thought the handheld was great and an amazing adaptation of the successful DS. I bought my own during the first year of its release, and, even though it was called a failure, I sure had a lot of fun with it! Having bought the newly released, remastered editions of my all-time favorite Zelda, I was set! Smash 4 was a hit and Resident Evil: Revelations had me at the edge of my seat. Everything was awesome! At least, it was
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

PHOTOSHAP FLASH CRASH MOUSTACHE

If you could get anything in the world, what would it be? Eh, don't answer that; it's not relevant to this story at all. Seriously, why did I put that in there? Meh.   So! With the new episode critics simmering down, I now give you a story about trial, error, death, and redemption! The story is called... "BY GOLLY I NEED A NEW COMPUTER"   No, that's not the name, but it did happen around the death of my long-lasting laptop. Now, I was starting to get alarms from Microsoft everywhere I
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

EQUESTRIA DAILY CLONES MLPFORUMS SO DEY CAN B GUD

Wow! Making a post on an off-day? I must be really dedicated!   Actually... yeah. I am.   ...   Anyway! I interrupted my break because I noticed a lot of drama popping up about the """NEW""" Equestria Daily Forums! Now, just a quick disclaimer, I have nothing against EQD even though they denied my month long's work of fanfic anthology galore...   But enough of me, let's talk about the situation at hand! For those who don't know, (which is about 2% of you) the famed "Equestria Daily" c
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

2

MY LITTLE CORPORATE-MONEY-HOGGING-PRISSY-PRETTY-PONY PETTY WITH HOOF-A-CURE AND OTHER FRAGRANCES THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE YOU PURCHASE

I trust everyone's played Monopoly, yes? Good 'cause you'll probably need to know what that's like for this story.   So I've done a bit of thinking and, it's been two weeks! Congrats to me for sticking it out for this long. Seriously, content is running short after daily blogging. I feel like Flint Lockwood from the movie "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs". Anyway, after a bit of thinking, I thought about extending my "memories" to "beyond bronyhood". Going where no man has gone before with "
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

HOW 2 DRAWL GUD

So here's a question for you, how did you learn how to draw? Did you practice over the years? Over a single, seemingly endless night? Or did you pick up a pencil, doodle a bit and discover a hidden talent? Maybe you just have an eye for that sort of thing? Whatever it was, I wasn't a part of it.   To be very honest, I am a terrible artist. Complete wannabe who can draw a rough circle in a matter of thirty minutes. Just imagine how it long it would've taken for me to draw my first pony. Yeah, u
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

TUN LOINK TAKES THE REINS

Now I just want to start off by saying, I love The Legend of Zelda. I grew up with it, and, in fact, Ocarina of Time was the very first video game I ever played. I loved it more than anything in the world. As a mindless 4-year old blowing through the Shadow Temple with nightmares to spare, I was always in awe at how a boy no older than myself, was able to traverse across the vast lands of Hyrule and defend an entire kingdom from Ganondorf. Ocarina of Time will always stay in my heart as the best
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

GRAND THEFT APPLEJACK

Oh, man. This one brings me back. I like to consider this story as my "true" brony origin story as it was the first time I "crossed the line" and wasn't planning on going back. Certainly, I have another story where I "officially" discovered MLP, but I like to call this one the superior.   The day was October 11th, 2015 and I had finally finished watching Season 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. In all honesty, I thought it was a bit bland and I was eagerly waiting for the suspense of
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

XBOX FEET GRINDER

Before I start, no, this doesn't have to do with my XBOX. I just named it "XBOX FEET GRINDER" because "meat" rhymes with "feet".   A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...   I broke my feet.   Well, not exactly "broke", but pretty close. So a while back, just about half a month, I had to get some ID Card things done so I could go traveling for the summer. Now, the office was a good half mile or so and even though the weather was scorching hot, I figured I'd be able to slip by without a
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

XBOX MEAT GRINDER

So to clarify, all that stuff I said in the last update about "special surprises concerning upcoming stories", bogus. Yeah, I'm not going to pull those yet; they're in the reserves. Now, to begin today's belated peril. (seriously, me writing this at 9PM is practically a crime)   Before I start, I just want to say, I love my Xbox. It's a gaming machine that does it's job a good 40% of the time when compared to my computer (which is still high considering it's dead to the floor. Yeah, I couldn't
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

2

UPDATE: No Tales of Unfortunate Tails Today!

Yes, I waited until midnight to say this, but here's the special update. I've decided that I won't be writing RealityPublishing's Tales of Unfortunate Tails on Saturdays because I want to keep it strictly a weekday job. I know it's a bit abrupt and I actually never planned on taking a break. It's fun to write little stories about my mishaps in life, it really is! Don't worry about a thing, because I'll be back with a brand new story Sunday. After that, I wanted to tell a longer, more personal on
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

HOW TO INVENT MUSIC

So back when I had friends (It's a long story and I'll be more than willing to tell when I run out of ideas), I was really into the music genre of Vapourwave. This style of music captivated me because of just how hilariously stupid and simple it was to make and listen. Because of this, I ran out and snagged my very own copy of FL Studio just to make Vaporwave. Yeah, very good investment. Now of course, I try to learn it here and there, which, in fact, I have written and composed a few good piece
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

5

I'M A COMPUTER

Now this one has been going on for quite a while...   A few weeks ago, my computer, companion for 9 years, finally gave in and decided to flip me off and go to the afterlife of broken appliances. Now, just what exactly went wrong with him is beyond me. I booted it, slapped it around a couple times until not only it was broken, but I felt broken. The laptop was my life for the past half year and I'd grown so attached to it, I proposed that I even bury it under the backyard tree. Of course, no o
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

0

HOW 2 SNORT SMARTIES (PART 2)

So before I start today's story, I just want to make an announcement. You see, I've been playing quite a bit of Tetris Ultimate lately, and... well, I just wanted to say that I can really connect with Tetris. As I was placing those little blocks, I suddenly realized how great it really is to be placed and rearranged. So, I believe I have made my decision. I now sexually identify as Tetromino. If you don't know what that is then am deeply offended and you should jump off a bridge or something.  
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1

HOW 2 SNORT WASABI (Part 1)

To better expose my "bad life choices", I'll tell this one to you:   The school year was great, yeah? For me, I went to a new school. Private and Japanese with the occasional white-kid car fanatic from Alaska (not joking). So to "prove" myself to these "ruffians", I chose to eat all the wasabi they had on hand. Now, at the end of the day, that was equivalent to around... one teaspoon a day. Not bad, right? Well, one of those guys got smart, and issued a challenge that I was in no mood to deny
RealityPublishing

RealityPublishing

1
×
×
  • Create New...