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  1. TurkeyBurger
    ...Fair enough. Seriously though, Fluttershy is overrated as HELL +1 Applejack -1 OOOOH, PINKIE AND TWI ARE TOO GOOD!!!! -1 Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle: 11 Pinkie Pie: 27 Fluttershy: 8 Applejack: 13 EDIT: What's your lost cause now, huh, pally? This is just goin' to keep happenin', and happenin'. Give up on Fluttershy!
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    ... Am I the only one here who believes that we're all in the same physical world? Seriously, it's just as hard to prove than to rule out. I really think that we're in the same place, I don't get how you could assume for a second we're in some kind of dream.
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    ELLL FFUAAAA APPLEJACK! APPLEJACK! APPLEJACK! APPLEJACK! YOU'RE NOT CUTE, FLUTTERSTUPID! +1 APPLEJACK! WOOOOOOOOOOO! -1 Fluttershy >.> Twilight Sparkle: 12 Pinkie Pie: 27 Fluttershy: 8 Applejack: 12
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    GRRR... Fluttershy is overrated! Applejack is underrated! +1 Applejack -1 Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle: 14 Pinkie Pie: 25 Fluttershy: 8 Applejack: 12
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    +1 Applejack -1 Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle: 15 Pinkie Pie: 25 Fluttershy: 8 Applejack: 11
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    You're better than the number 100.
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    When you picket at grass it reminds me of the times of spinning gift cars on empty canvasses. Those were the days, days of summer and Transformers.
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    Don't break the thread bro. Oh no- I'm doing it right now. Here's a complement: You remind me of the olden times when I would play spaceship online games in the snow jumping like a car.
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    You're so flappy that somebody will be an apple horse at you. I told them to go eat cereal, because you're so zesty.
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    You're the best at going at bay on a decimal point.
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    Can you post it here, too? :/ I've tried to lay or sit for hours closing my eyes, creating some kinda 3D model or something, I have listed down traits.. And I just don't think I'm doing it right. Not because nothing has happened, but because.. It just doesn't feel like anything is happening.
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    You're better than the Peggy Hill initiative I took part in of Sunday next week at Cow Head Gardens in Rich Guy Land.
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    You're better at putting monkey's in a bin than anybody I ever did see!
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    You're the asterisk of my lasagna.
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    Your left hip made me think "Far out, dude!"
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    You're better than any Lamborghini eBay has to offer.
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    When most people think masculine, My Little Pony doesn't really.. Come to mind. People think that men are supposed to watch superhero's killing everything with hey robotic suits, and that women are supposed to watch shows about cupcakes, rainbows, sunshine and princesses. And if it's the other way around, it's considered not normal. And if it's considered not normal, society hates it. But really, male bronies out there are just basically creating new patterns, like watching mlp, and patterns are the cause for saying what's normal and what's not. Now that I think of it... Considering something masculine and something feminine and then hating it when it doesn't 'go the right way' could be the cause of homophobia. Anyways, back on subject. Now.. For the whole thing saying that we're all pedophilic, that's because there's still 2 semi groups within feminine and masculine. Children, and adults. And aswell in those 2 groups, when they get challenged and moved around, society is going to absolutely hate it, and make the strangest theories to make themselves comfortable and still in the norm. And as for 'horsefuckers' that's a hugely different subject, and I'll just say this in closing. I'm a 13 year old heterosexual male who enjoys My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, sexually aswell as aesthetically.
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    I'm pretty sure this is where I should ask- Should I make a tulpa? I was going to make a nice and not mean Trixie alicorn one, but in the shape of a regular.. Not princess pony. But.. I don't really know if I should go for it just yet. I'm only 13 so I don't know in that category. But what I really want to know is can tulpae do anything to harm you? I mean, of course they can, vocally. But physically or mentally? Also, if I am making a tulpa, despite seeing a guide on how to do it, I don't know where to start.
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    So.. There seems to be quite a lot of negativity towards cloppers. I think the question of this thread was a yes or no question, and not the kind of question you get insecure about and exaggerate your simple yes or no opinion on. I think the reason we're all insecure about it is one of the 2. Either you're too non sexually loving towards the show to be sexually loving towards it.... Or... Because they're animated ponies, and not animated humans. If they were humans we wouldn't feel as strongly about it. We wouldn't feel as strongly about it because of basic society. Society= It's not normal or average so it's not okay, and I need to strongly stress on my opinion about it. What I'm going to say next is crazy, but it's the truth. The ponies in the show were intended to look good. Good, but not sexy. When you're having sex, don't you want your partner to look good? Don't you ever fantasize about the perfect man or woman? Things look good depending on opinion, and when some of think something looks just aesthetically pleasing, some of think it looks good sexually, better than just pleasing. I know I'm jumping around a ton with this reply, but I'm trying to get my point across, every bit of it. Look, in a nutshell, my opinion is, whatever floats your boat. And at the end of the day, MLP:FiM is far from realism, and far from ugly. And as far as I'm concerned, far enough to get some people sexually hooked.
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    Hi. I'm a person. I like games, they are so cool, you fool, I be bustin' rhymes back and forth, like a uh... I HOLD A PENCIL LIKE IT'S A PISTOL SO THIS WAY IT AIN'T MY PROBLEM WHEN IT HITS YOU *dun dun dun, dun dun dun* *turntable scratch* *Turntable scratch spazz attack*.. ANYWAYS (Person who names this song gets a free cookie ;3) what's up? Uhhh... I'm a 13 year old male, i like video games, like TF2 and NFSW (Need for Speed: World <3 my fictional supercars) and cars in general, I know a ton about them and yeah. OH, OH, and Adventure Time and Regular Show. Idk what I dislike though.. A ton of things are plopdumps and ragglesags but I can't think of any off the top of my head.... One last thing. CALL ME TB, not Turkeyburger, but TB. I forgot to mention it but Gravity Falls is pretty kickin' too.
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