Clockwork Chaos

man. this is really haunting.

'Never stop playing, never stop dreaming, and be careful not to turn into what you'd hate'

"its hard to be attractive when you're not".

"Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness and experiencing ourselves subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're an imagination of ourselves.... Here's Tom with the weather.

*finds mysterious bottle of spirit from far away lands* "oh hey, this looks exotic, i think i'll try it" *face melts*

A #buttgrab a day keeps the sadness away.

After thinking about it for a while... man, i love being single.

All aboard the #Butttrain! next stop, Assery-Common.

alright, this one goes out to everyone telling me i have a drinking problem: don't you fuckin throw factual satements at me like it's an insult... bit...bitches..

and a great way to end the day was falling asleep on the train and waking up in another county... i shouldn't try to life. XD

and if i wasnt sleepy before, it certainly doesnt help to roam the house at 4:30 am totally naked because you think you hear someone breaking in -_- wide awake now!

Another casual pub and forum evening. im enjoying life right now... let's get wankered.

Anypony here play Magic?

Awesome that when I type “spectacular” into my phone it auto-completes to “Spectacular bust.” Nokia knows what’s up.

awh man. theyre talking about depression on the telly. fuck you tv. stop making me feel. i didnt ask for this.

Been a pretty crap day. but you know what helps? #Butts.

bored. too early to sleep. too hungover to game.

But my favourite thing about the ice bucket challenge is that it's basically turned my facebook feed into a wet t-shirt contest.

can look out my room and see the moon, venus and mars, it's pretty cool.

cannot wait for NYE! partyyyyyy!

Casual pint at the pub and a browse of the forum. perfect evening plan, if you ask me.

caught a really severe case of the fuck-its.

cool. ive got a meeting in 6 hours. i need to sleep before then and my life is terrible right now. that's what i need. fuck it, im just gonna keep drinking.

Could really do with some 20+ friends on this forum, it's hard to have a conversation about drinking, relationships, work, and their complications with 15 year olds ._.

didn't realise how different being 18 was to being ~21, i can't stay out until 5am drinking when i have a 9am start DX