Belgian&Brony

I'm asking this to myself Why playing COD if you have real guns ? I own a borchard C-93 (I know it is a pretty weird looking gun) I own a luger too (that gun feels good to have it in your hands ) Any other brony here who owns real guns

Blue barretta (barreta is a name of a gun I personly have a borchard so please dont blame me for owning a borchard )

*black twinkle calls for more troops and 15000 more heavily ground armed troops appear* YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE *Colonel green tank calls for air troops and 30000 crystal and Equestrian bombers appear* (Green tank: THAT HAPPENS IF YOU KILL MY LEADER HIS WIFE AND CHILD !) *the bombers drop bombs on the tanks destroying 4879 tanks and dogfight the jet fighter destroying 786 jet planes* YOU WONT WIN OR RUN THIS TIME !!!! (Countless Crystal ponies jump of the bombers with parachutes and land on the ground* CCHARRRRGEEE !!!!! *the crystal paracomandos shoot down 97% of the entire horde* THE REMAINING MUST PAY TOO EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING !!!!! *the remaining orks get blown up by heavily armed troops* EVERYPONY SING THE HOLY EQUESTRAIN ATHEM !!!!! *ground soldiers sing the Equestrian athem* EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHIN IN THE UNIVERSE ! EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE !!! OH EQUESTRIAN MARES AND EQUESTRAIN CIDER WE FIGHT IN BROTHERLY POWER !! EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!!! I guess your planet can't even sing happy birthday !!

*the crystal ponies shoot down 90% of all orks with long rifles the remaining orks where stabbed by the bayonets* BECAUSE WE ARE HORSES DOES NOT MEAN WE CANT WIN AGAINST GREEN FAT PIGS !!!!!!!!!! *The crystal army uses air pegasi forces to shoot down orks while the are in the air* *Captain heinkel a Equestrian air captain goes support the crystals* (Captain heinkel: I'm the ork butcher and I'm doing my job ! *Captain heinkel shoots down the remaining works* LET YOUR STUPID SLAVES GO DIE FOR ME GRIMSKULL !!!!!!

*black twinkle saw the dark purple cloud when he was on the watch tower* He...killed..my..wife...and...child... AND HE IS IN HIS OWN WORLD WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH !!!!!!!! I'll destroy his world for sure now King sharp crystal..admiral torpedo...colonel green tank..captain silver blade .... I won't give up my wife and child is killed My wife was going to be the queen and my child was going to be the next ruler of Equestria They are dead thanks to works Now (downfall outrage scene) WANT SWEET REVENGE MY WIFE WAS THE ONLY PONY WHO DID LOVE ME IL LET HIS WORLD BURN MY LOVE MEANED SO MUCH KING SHARP CRYSTAL HELP ME DESTROY HIS REALM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *10000000 crystal soldiers charge into the portal* That is what you get for killing my special somepony !!!!!!!!!

*meanwhile in canterlot black twinkle is planing to fix the city* Well engineers this time canterlot must have mor tower so I can fight and win a other time You never know what shall happen next ! (Engineers: yes Masster of Equestria 100 towers for shall be build) Fine sirs I'm waiting for someone called grim skull if you see him tell me so I can shoot him down I know that his arms and legs shall regrow (Engineers: we shall place sniper rifles on the towers just in case) Yea that will do the job I do never forget what he did to my child and wife ! (Engineers: we shall help you we know how you feel) Thanks gentlecolts I cant wait until I see grim skull I want 1001 bullets in him !

Are you angry ? I see that you dont like a tea party *black twinkle picks up his luger and shoots grimskulls legs apart so he can't run* CRYSTAL SOLDIERS YOUR KING IS DEAD HELP ME BEFORE IM DEAD ! *suddenly 9 guards with machine guns aim at grimskull and they shoot grimskulls arms apart too* How does it feel to only have a head, belly and a chest ? *black twinkle escapes and warns all the soldiers that shining armor is killed* I would like to see grim skull as ash and bone powder ! (Captain sharp crystal: my leader is dead....we...need.a new ruler !!!! Be the new ruler sharp crystal grim skull is dead in 12 hours thanks to my wife's spirit so dont worry *sharp crystal laughs and grins: (sharp crystal: thanks for making me a king Equestrian Leader ! No thanks needed *black twinkle goes to canterlot to visit it restored*

*king shining armor and black twinkle sit to a round table while drinking tea* Hi there grimskull king shining armors soldier captain sharp crystal putted you inside the execution room (King Shining Armor: well you have the elements given it to me if you want to be alive) I'm friends with king shining armour we have some things common We both want the elements We both have a wife who is killed (king shining armour: my...lovely...cadence...was....killed...when..she..walked into the burning ever free forest) My wife did kill the one who burned down the ever free forest (King shining armor: you still have her spirit) Your crystal highness you still have cadence in your heart (King shining armour: well give me a hug comrade ! *black twinkle and shining armor hug eachother*) Anyway we have a angry green beast looking at us (King shining armor: listen ork captain sharp crystal is in the military base in the crystal hills) If you still want to kill us we have disarmed you when you where sleeping (King shining armor: you can't hurt us your weapons and your sharp claw is gone) Well I do have the element back but I and shining armor share the elements (King shining armour: we won't fight anymore for the elements *black twinkle and king shining armor take a new cup of tea* Well ork good luck finding sharp crystal you shall die over 13 hours later anyway

My last words are.....(colonel green tank: STOP RIGHT HERE GRIMSKULL IF YOU WANT TO KILL MY LEADER YOU NEED TO DEFEAT MY ARMY FIRST !!!!!) *suddently admiral torpedo carries a machine gun and a bullet proof shield* (admiral torpedo: if you dont leave my leader alone I shall nuke your planet when you are dead !) *black twinkle picks up his smoking pipe and lights it and starts smoking it afterwarts* *suddenly king shining armour appears and screams to grim skull* (king shining armour: STOP RIGHT HERE ORK ! I know how to kill Black twinkle I'll execute him in my crystal castle *one second later king shining armor notices the elements on grimskulls body* (King shining armor: leave black twinkle alone ! We must kill that ork ! ) the soldiers shoot grimskull with sleep bullets and they succeed to make grimskull fall in sleep* (king shining armor: take that green sleeping beast to my castle ! Forget black twinkle he is not the one with the elements ! *black twinkle just simply frees himself from the sleeping claw* kill that green smurf for me ! He killed my child and wife ! (King shining armor: I'll rip him into pieces in the executing room ! *the soldiers put grim skull in the royal execution room * *black twinkle smiles and gives king shining armor a brohoof* thanks for recueing my life our highness (king shining armor: because you won't shot me down I'll help restoring canterlot for you) the equestrian ponies shall respect you (King shining armor: you look sad I know why *king shining armour commands to his artists make a statue of pinkimena* I hope this helps you equestrian leader..) I think its time to leave him my wifes spirit shall do the job !

(Captain sharp crystal : why you did not say that earlier ? BUT you killed black teinklee wife ! Thats not possible Because she is immortal his spirit shall eat your soul then and she shall be reborn YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT AND IN FACT SHE IS STILL ALIVE HER SOUL SHALL TURN INTO A BODY THE NEXT MORNING !!!! anyway SOLDIERS GO INSIDE THE BUNKER AND BRING BLACK TWINKLE HERE !!!!!)

(Captain sharp crystal: okey but we need to find him first I dont have a clue where he is) *meanwhile in the hidden underground base of canter lot castle* I WONT CLOSE MY EYES UNTIL I SEE GRIMSKULLS HEAD BURNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Colonel green tank: please calm down my leader !) IM THE ONE WHO GIVES ORDERS YOU SHALL SHAME FOR YOURSELF !!!!! (Colonel green tank: yes...my...leader...)

*the crystal soldiers command to let grim skull stop* (captain sharp crystal: stop there ork! What are you doing ? I'm destroying canter lot into ash and you charge at my army ? Black twinkle is the most evil leader Equestria ponies ever saw ! I'm doing a end to this evil life !)

ADMIRAL TORPEDO AND GREEN TANK KILL GRIMSKULL BEFORE HE KILL US ! *green tank and torpedo grab their sniper rifles* KILL THAT GREEN DOUCHE TODAY THE FIRST ONE WHO BRINGS HIS HEAD TO ME GETS 1000000000 BITS ! *black twinkle screams at his remaining soldiers* MY WIFE DESERVES MORE THEN BEING MURDERED BY A MUDDY GREEN EVIL SATANIC SMURF !!!!!!!!

*pinkimena,s blood flowed and on the floor the spirit of pinkimena draws with her own blood a messenge * (pinkimena writed: you shall die anyway my spirit shall haunt your soul ONE DAY LATER IL BE THE SAME AS YESTERDAY) *meanwhile inside the canterlot hidden base with admiral torpedo and colonel Greene tank with black twinkle hiding* Well If I die my wife and child is still alive (Colonel green tank: I got very sad and bad news my leader...) What is the news ? (Colonel green tank: your....child..and..your..loved..wife...is..murdered...by...grimskull) *black twinkle starts to have tears in his eyes* Any pony who do want to help me stays with me *Everypony except green tank and torpedo goes away from him* THAT BUCKING GREEN ASSASIN EVEN HAS KILLED MY LOVE HIS HEAD SHALL BE MINE NEW MEDAL !

*Pinkimena's arm grabs black twinkles love pistol and shoots it 3 times in zogworts head killing zogwort while the other arm grabs a needle and goes operating herself* (pinkimenas head part: .......grimskulll...my...man...black..twinkle..shall...get...rid..of..you.....) *pinkimena stands up while heavily bleeding* (pinkimena: you...shall...pay..for...what...you....did..! Grimskull...!

(Pinkimena: what do you want from me ? Cupcakes ?)* Pinkimena grabs a chainsaw and some hot nails* I can help you making cupcakes its easy and delicious ! *pinkimena gives grim skull and zogwort some delicious cupcakes* Here taste some sit down on those chairs and tell me what you want *pinkimena hold sugar cube and hives him a bottle mill* Isn't black twinkles and my baby not cute ?