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Belgian&Brony

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  1. *black twinkle looks into boss grimkulls eyes* he he do you think you shall leave ? You killed many ponies who have children and a family ! *black twinkle grins like a devil* You deserve a sentence for killing my people *black twinkle grabs out his pistol and shoots into boss grimskulls legs* No turning or running back .....ASSASIN ! *black twinkle looks to boss grimskull very furious* Your world ,people and family...shall BURN !
  2. *black twinkle picks up and whispers on his radio* ...captain..messerschmit..call.the..air..pegasi...and..air.bomber..troops...my..wife..is.in.danger... *251 air pegasi and 49 bombers enlcuded captain messerschmit appear in the sky* AIR EQUESTRIA !! BOMB THE DIRTY ORKS !!!!!! *pegasi bombers drop countless bombs killing 99% of the ork horde* AIR EQUESTRIA !! LOAD YOUR MERHAS (machine guns) *Captain messerschmit & the other air troops load their merha,s and starts killing the remaining orks* CAPTAIN MESSERSCHMIT FLY TO THE BASE AND WARN THE HWGT (heavy weaponed ground troop) *ground troops appear and block the path to sugarcube corner* PROTECT THE ROYAL TWINKLE FAMILY *ground troops with heavy machine guns and iron shield block the path to sugar cube corner* Boss grimskull did you thought that I have a small army ? I dont think so YOU PUT YOUR UGLY GREEN HANDS AWAY FROM MY LOVE AND FOAL
  3. *black twinkle picks up a picture of pinkemena and sugarcube and starts to kiss it* my last wish is to see my wife and child ! And soldiers ...go to home where your love and peace waits ...I'll solve it..soldiers you are not my slaves anymore Dont die for me soldiers never die for something only die for yourself ! *soldiers lay down while holding red flowers* Its my fault that your friends died soldiers..*black twinkle kisses his picture again*
  4. Im doing well except that rainbow dash is praying to me for being a wonderbolt
  5. *black twinkle pick up his radio and says* Help needed in sector 376 help is needed admiral ! *black twinkle commands the living ponies to pray and hope* For the death ones I'll make you a beautiful grave And for the living ones .... TROW YOUR GRENADES ON THE ASSASINS ! *the ponies trow their grenades on the orks causing extreme damage and destroying 85% of the Battlefield* PACE FOR EQUESTRIA AND A END TO THE GREEN SMURFS ! If you kill me now boss grimskull you kill some hearts and souls !
  6. Equestrian colts ...AIM AND FIRE FOR MOTHERLAND ! *the pony army fires full magazines at the orks* How does it feel to be defeated green smurf ! *black twinkle picks up his gas mask and his gas spayer* Hey green pieces of worthlessness smell to this *sprays poison gas at some works* Its called equestrian deodorant its free for every ork !
  7. I'm a loyalist brony i use DA very much and people keep saying ponyfagg to me I dont trow mlp in someone's troat like the anti bronies say I protect the fandom like it is a religion thats all Rabid bronies give me a very bad name I admit that I'm a little bit crazy Im a atheist and Friendship is my religion A rabid brony is brony who is breaking those rules *love and tolerate *dont force other people to like mlp *have respect for cloppers Well bronism is like communism Good and bad must live togheter while they are both people
  8. Ha do you think only axes and a machine gun can stop my army ? *a white dustcloud with some red flags appears 4500 armed equestrian soldiers march while Singing the equestrian death march* *black twinkle goes to the soldiers and gives a speech* Ponies of the holy land Equestria ! We are in danger thanks to some orks ! We are the ponies with soul and heart we are not the green bastards with hate and blood If we dont stop the orks OUR CHILDREN AND EQUESTRIA WILL DIE AND PERISH We have the courage to do this for OUR PEACE AND OUR LOVE The orks are nothing but the diarea of Equestria We feel pain and tears thanks to some green bastards ! LONG LIVE EQUESTRIA LONG LIVE FREEDOM LONG LIVE VICTORY *soldiers salute and grab their rifles and walk towards grimskulls army* Remember we do this for freedom your death is a golden flower for your children ! *soldiers mount a bayonet and reload bullets while praying to win* Boss Grimskull....I DECLARE WAR TO YOUR GREEN ASS
  9. I actually have a fear for humanized ponies It gives me nightmares But we can't really stop Hasbro making humans If I was a father and I had a 6 year old daughter I shall let her watch equestria girls I hate myself sometimes a bit because I like ponies more than humans all thanks to MLP The younger audience can't stop Hasbro I do like ponies too much my room is fuel of MLP stuff I think Equestria girls is made to calm pony lovers down To let see that humans can understand the true magic ....friendship But I hope that bronism won't collapse thanks to equestria girls I hope equestria girls shall not make you stop loving ponies Ponies = forever bro
  10. I just had yesterday a adventure when I went to buy a rainbow dash *me walking into the store and going to the girl section *I grab a rainbow dash* Random guy: WTF Me: What ? Random guy: I hope it is for your little sister Me: I chose for my little sister because she is sick today Random guy: aaaaw you are a nice boy Me: thanks Random guy: Why do you pick the rainbow one BTW ? Me: because she is 20% cooler Random guy:.....how do you know your sister likes that pony ? Me: because she likes rainbows *I sweat like a idiot* Random guy: what's wrong ? Me: Nothing Random guy: there is something wrong with you isnt it ? Me: can you please let me alone ?! Random guy: let me guess you are a brony Me: Eeyep Random guy: O_0 Me: What's the problem ? Random guy: bronies are soo ankward.... Me: U MAD BRO ? Ramdom guy: I think bronies are closet pedofiles Me: *facehoof* Random guy: are you a pedofile ? Me: in celestia name liking a TV show does not mean that you are a Pedo Random guy: but you look like one Me: you look like a cool guy by you are scared of bronies looking does not mean anything Random guy: go to the cashier before someone notices you ! Me:alright *I buyer the ponies and I went to home* Sodduntly some guys come at me Some random freak: hey are you the brony my friend told ya Me: hey can you leave me alone please Some random freak: I hate yo you post pony crack on the web Me: if you dont leave me alone I'll call the police on your racist head Some random freak: see ya later then horsefucker *I went to home and hugged the the rainbow dash plushie I bough
  11. *turns the military radio on* a few horses ? You are too dumb to count 45000000 pegasi,s ! *speaks into the radio* captain Messerschmitt your leader is in danger by someone called Boss Grimskul ! Captain Messersmitt: I'll come at north at any moment with the pegawaffe I shall send M17 support troops .....*radio shuts down* the reason that I won't take you alone Is because you are too ugly and dumb to touch with my royal hooves !
  12. Hi I'm Spitfire ! Captain of the legendary Wonderbolts ! You can ask me what you want ! Or do you are scared because you have a low wing power ? :E
  13. *looks into works eyes* what I have to say that your ''challenge'' is nothing worth go pick someone else to Hold him in your pain full claw !!! *stares into orks face and hold the bloody claw* If you dont release me Im gonna send my army at you ! *grabs a radio out his jacket*
  14. *starts to look into works eyes* I'm black twinkle now release me from your claw or else your ugly head is gonna be crushed *trys to get of works massive claw* what do you want from me mr scaryork ? Why do you not release me now ? I did nothing so in celestia name release me !
  15. That video makes me laugh Its not a shame to like it This video is made to make bronies angry But it reminds me how stupid haters are XD
  16. What's worse for you Never being a Wonderbolt Or Reading that daring do dies in the final book ?
  17. Well most bronies are too shy to go to a store and buy some ponies BUT THAT TIME IS OVER HERE IS A TUTORIAL HOW TO BUY PONIES WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT Step 1: find a toy store Step 2:go to the store the first 5 minutes after it opens Step 3:find the girl toy section (mostly it is a pink place) Step 4:find the ponies and pick the ones you want Step 5:go to the birthday section find a pink happy birthday card Step 6:go to the salesman an give him that card first (it will make him think the ponies are for your little sister) Step 7:give him the ponies without being shy so much as possible (or else you get suspicious) Step 8:give him the money and go out the store Step 9:hide your ponies on your way to home Step 10: open the door of your home go inside and YOU GOT SOME PONIES !!! End of the tutorial how I buy ponies Good luck with pony shopping ! From a fellow proud brony /)
  18. I wait months for season 4 but I am patient in my mind some things came up and said This are the things what shall happen in season 4 *The CMC get their cutie mark *princess twilight leads a mission to save equestria *Princess Celestia and Luna shall be gone and Twilight is the only official ruler of equestria *Discord uses chaos ... again *Starswill the bearded shall show up Well where my random predictions of season 4 I wish you a happy waiting time /)
  19. I am new to this forum it looks fantastic and awesome I'm a brony with proudness I do love to RP ! I do it the whole time but I hate it that I must post 5 posts first I wish everypony a nice day anyway
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