Grace Braid

Kha'zix can't carry, they said. I'm a moron because I even considered trying him, they said. Well I'm pretty sure this disproves that, at least for me . No, nobody in that game said it. Just a couple of other friends that you guys don't know. Still, this amuses me greatly.

I don't mind the questions. For the first one, yes this is human-only, at least at the beginning(due to character development/transformation/what-have-you into Nobodies/Heartless. But that's later). For the existing character thing...hmm. I guess if you sufficiently change the character's personality and at least some of their appearance, I won't mind you basing your character off of an existing character from some show or whatever. If that makes sense. You can start with both a Keyweapon AND a Pokemon, although the it'll take a few posts before you get the Keyweapon most likely(this is going to start right before the invasion, so). But yes, you can start with any Pokemon so long as it's not Legendary or a final-evolution. I'm not sure about non-evolving Pokes that aren't Legendaries, but I'll think about it. Your grammar probably won't be an issue, since it looked like you did fine in that post! 1. That's classified . Seriously though, I have not decided yet and that won't be decided for a while yet, since it really depends on how the plot unfolds for some details like that. 2. Well, this is Alternate Universe, and thus I interpret it as being before the events of Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. It's lazy, yes, but it's better than having some half-assed explanation for their return to power. 3. Well, the "Advanced" RP section has a character limit of 800, so there's your minimum. I'll take that, really, however it would be nice if it was longer, as that means more plot developments per post. I am perfectly fine though with just 800 characters, if you can't come up with anything/you feel satisfied with your post. You're Reserved then. Just post when you're done. Drizzle and N are both also reserved, just so you know, should you still want to join.

Do you by any chance have any space left? I'll admit, I'm very much so intrigued by this RP, and thus I want to join. However, it's going to take me some time to come up with a backstory/whole new character(since the one I currently have will most likely not fit in to this setting, if only because his cutie mark represents computer things, which doesn't seem to exist in this universe from the quick glance I had), so I just wanted to see if I could reserve a potential space while I come up with something. http://mlpforums.com...tache-r1335 This is the character I mentioned before, if you were curious.

Set Up It all happened so fast. One moment you were in Twinleaf Town, at your home, enjoying the warm sun of this bright and cloudless day. Maybe you had problems on your mind, or maybe you were enjoying a carefree existence. Regardless, your priorities, and what you define as a 'problem', are going to change drastically. Because then the Darkness came. It swarmed like a flood, alive, biting at everything, overcoming everyone, drowning out all light. All around you the screams of your fellow neighbors escalate, but they too are drowned out, until there is only silence, and the intense certainty that this is your end. But then there's something...a spark. Of light...of hope? And suddenly the darkness abates, writhes away, and you stand, armed with a weapon you've never seen before. But the darkness readies a second strike, and you'll have to use that weapon very soon... They must set off on a quest, to find and seal the heart of the world away before the Heartless can. But their quest will not be easy. Team Galactic's evil hearts have attracted many Heartless, which they now work with. The Heartless have corrupted powerful legendary Pokémon, which must be stopped. And Nobodies, (the emotionless shell that is left when a Heartless corrupts someone's heart) are also searching for the heart of the world, so that they may again feel emotion and be whole. Set against such odds, can victory ever be achieved? The RP Hello, welcome to The Dark is Rising, a Kingdom Hearts/Pokémon Crossover. If you haven't played Kingdom Hearts, worry not, for this lacks all of the characters and plot of that incredibly complex series. To put it briefly, an unknown force controls beasts known as The Heartless. These creatures are born of darkness, and can infect the hearts of others, killing them and twisting their hearts into dark renditions of their former selves. This unknown force has recently unloaded this hoard upon the world of Pokémon, starting with Twinleaf town in Sinnoh. It couldn't have picked a worse time-a string of natural disasters have driven the people and Pokémon of all other regions into this one. The Heartless could corrupt the world of Pokémon entirely, and if they find and corrupt the world's heart, it will forever fall to darkness. However, in the initial attack on Twinleaf town, Hope was sparked. Arceus gifted powerful weapons, known as “Keyweapons”, to those with strong enough hearts to wield them. These Keyweapons are the only things that can destroy a Heartless. They can have a variety of forms, depending on the wielder, but all are powerful forces for good, and the one thing standing between destruction and salvation. Well, I hope we've piqued your interest. We'll do our very best to make this a fun experience, but in this interest of order, we'll need to discuss some guidelines. Rules 1. The basics, no Godmodding, Mary Sues, etc. You have no excuse not to know these. 2. Constant interaction between your own characters and none with others is expressly forbidden. 3. All Pokémon must start off at their first evolutionary stage. Evolution will be approved by me, just so that we don't have final stage evolutions very quickly. 4. No Fakemon, unless you can make an EXTREMELY good case. Even then, I'm just going to suggest that you stick with the canon Pokemon so that everybody's lives are slightly easier. 5. The maximum amount of Pokémon one character can own is three, of any Generation. You may only start with one, however. 6. Characters may not own any Legendary Pokemon. 7. Characters can not start out as Nobodies or Heartless - Humans only, please! Once the plot gets going, however, than your character may become one of the above if certain events occur. 8. Proper spelling and grammar is expected at all times. I will not chew you out for minor typos, but if it is consistent, I will have to put my foot down. 9. You are not accepted until I quote you and say Accepted. This is just to make sure that your form is fully finished/up-to-snuff. 10. You may not post until at least two people before you have posted. This is to make sure the RP goes at a decent speed without one or two people posting several posts rapidly. If, however, only one person has posted before you and it has been a day since the last post, you may post again. This rule is subject to change based on activity level. 11. Every two weeks I'll do an activity check. This is to make sure that everybody is active. If, however, you have told me/posted here that you are going to be away for some time, I will extend the activity check on you to a reasonable amount. 12. This is less of a rule and more of a notification, but this is indeed an Advanced Roleplay. Only apply if you don't mind being in one. There are three things I would like for you to add to your "Other" section. The first one is these two questions: Keyweapon form: (Do they wield a Keyblade? A Keyblowgun? A Keyclaw?) Pokémon: (Name, gender, and species. Ex: Rebecca the Female Zigzagoon) The other two are two features unique to this RP, described below. HOWEVER, you are NOT required to have these forms filled out yet. They will apply later on in the story, so I am getting them out of the way now and allowing you time to think of what you want. You can have them filled out right at the start if you wish, but neither of the forms will apply until after a suitable amount of time in the story has passed, and I shall not be examining the forms for whether or not to accept you. Keyweapons and Keychains The first unique feature we need to discuss are the Keyweapons. Every character gets a Keyweapon. It's form is altered to the character's personality and preference:One may wield a pair of Keyguns, another a Keysword, yet another a Keybow. Any possible weapon may be used. A character can not change his or her Keyweapon's form at will-it is what it is, from the Roleplay's beginning to its end. Note that all Keyweapons must be designed with Keys in mind, as the 'Key' part of them is essential to the plot. Another thing that is interesting about Keyweapons is their relationship with memories. After bonding with a Pokémon, or defeating a very powerful enemy, Keychains may be formed. These, when attached to the Keyweapon, change it's appearance and give it extra abilities and a special move. These are all created and customized by the Player, but must be approved by the Dungeon Masters. You will gain the ability to forge a Keychain when defeating certain enemies, and it must relate to that enemy in certain ways. If you do not want to create a Keychain, a generic one will be provided for you. You may designate one of your Pokémon for the creation of a Keychain too, and it must be based on that Pokémon. The form for a Keychain is as follows: Name: (The Keychain's name) Appearance: (Picture or written description, both are acceptable) Party Pokémon Keychain was forged from: (If it was forged from a Pokémon in your party, name it here. If not, disregard this field) Enemy Keychain was forged from: (If it was forged from defeating an enemy, name it here. If not, disregard this field) Extra abilities given: (If the Keychain was formed from a party Pokémon, lets say a Chimchar, an ability may be that this Keyweapon can set things on fire with this Keychain equipped. If it was taken from defeating an enemy, say an Articuno, then an ability may be that damage dealt by the Keyweapon with this Keychain equipped is now Ice-type) Special Move Given: (If the Keychain was forged from a party Pokémon, lets say a Chimchar, a special move may be setting the Keyweapon on fire for a limited period of time to boost damage. If it was taken from defeating an enemy, say an Articuno, then a move may be being able to summon a powerful gust of Icy Wind). Drive Forms Another feature unique in this Roleplay is the ability to create Drive Forms. A Drive Form entails merging with one of one's Pokémon, becoming more powerful in the process. This entitles the player to use all of the Pokémon's moves, and access to a powerful Special Move of the player's creation. If you do not wish to create a Drive Form, we will be happy to provide some for you. Characters can't be in a Drive Form for longer than what is reasonable. I'm going to leave that judgement up to you, but please, no 5 hour long drive forms or other insanity. The form for a Drive Form is below. Name: (The name of the form) Altered Appearance: (The character is being combined with a Pokémon. Explain how they will look different. This is totally up to you, and for all I care you can just have very minor differences in look). Pokémon Used: (The Pokémon who is being used in this Drive Form). Abilities: (As well as gaining the Pokémon's movepool, you may gain the ability to fly if the Pokémon has wings, or to survive under water if they are aquatic. Any such things should go here). Special Move: (If you are in a Drive Form with a Chimchar, a Special Move may be tossing fireballs. if you are in a Drive Form with a Gyarados, a Special Move may be creating a tidal wave). Remember! Only Keyweapons can slay Heartless or Nobodies. Pokémon and other weapons can harm them, but they will be not die unless struck with a Keyweapon. Keep this in mind. Your character IS allowed to fall to the forces of darkness. Not at the beginning(don't want to split the group that early after all!), but later on yes. But they won't die. You may turn them into a Heartless or a Nobody, with all the fun character development this entails.

Actually...this is probably where Jack makes his leave too. It is literally impossible for me to come up with absolutely anything that Jack would have now that Artsy is gone. Her existence was very much so key to him, so really there's...not much left. Almost all of his interactions with other characters were really just with her, with one true interaction occurring when he digitized Serah. Thus, he has nothing, absolutely nothing, so I will simply be leaving the RP I guess. I honestly don't expect things to last much longer, honestly, unless you guys somehow find somebody who can take Arylett's direction and do it very effectively. EDIT: Actually, this might as well be my unofficial withdrawl from ever joining an RP here again. Beyond the murder mystery by Scootacool, there really aren't that many RP's that interest me here. There was one that was going to be released sometime in the future that I was going to be interested in from Arylett, but, well, she's not here anymore, so. Unless somebody comes up with some really good idea I won't be joining another RP.

Well then. Welcome, Matt! Didn't 100% expect you to join, but it is nice nonetheless. Over here on the left, we have the main section of the forum, where you can discuss about generally anything relating to the show. On the right, you got the art area, with both pony and non-pony artwork displayed, including things such as videos, indie games, music, etc. Down the middle we got the Roleplay section, which is currently very much so active and always wanting more people for RPs, whether they are pony or non-pony related. And I suppose behind us or something(damn you lack of directions!), we have Beyond Equestria, which is non-pony entirely and contains things like forum games, media discussion, and a general non-pony discussion area. Once again, welcome to MLP forums!

I own SC2, but I haven't played it much tbh. I'm kind of a nub when it comes to games like it, thus I am terribad at it and too scared half the time to even play the damn practice league(which I still haven't left), and the other half either too busy or too lazy to play.

Hello everypony! I've been meaning to make this thread for a while now, since I noticed that there is no thread here for EU3, so here I am! What is EU3, some of you are asking? Well, Europa Universalis 3 is a grand strategy game created by Paradox Interactive for the PC. It spans from the years 1399-1821 as of the latest expansion pack, Divine Wind. It allows you to take control of basically any country that existed in history, from one of the many German states, to one of the Japanese daimyos, or even a native tribe in the Americas or Africa. There's a total of 250 countries last I checked to choose from, all ranging in difficulty from easy to near-impossible to survive as(GRANADA I'M LOOKING AT YOU!), depeding on location in the world, number of provinces owned, etc. The game is also really complex, which can drive away many new players unfortunately. However, after you get past your rocky first few times playing the game and figure everything out, then it becomes a blast to play. There's nothing funner than taking some unknown country like, say, Aachen(located in Germany) and doing things like take over all of Spain(...don't ask why I was a minor German country with full control over the Spanish peninsula ). Or conquer half the world while never firing a shot(a fun challenge, really, for the politcally minded players ). But anyways, yeah, you guys should play this game if you don't already! If you do, then post some of the silly/awesome things you've done or seen happen(the AI goes really off the rails in this game from historical fact). Also, for those who have played before, how about we start a multiplayer session? I've done multiplayer before, so I know how to set it up, but I'm just wondering if anybody would care to also play. It's bound to be fun!

Forgot to post this earlier, but man. I've only played 1 actual game with Hec and I'm already in love. Seriously, I dived in 1v5 against them late-game as the suicide initiate, yet somehow in the ensuing fight despite getting focused by Shaco and Fiora while standing in the Karthus defile I never dropped below 60% health. His W is absolutely ridiculous in teamfights with its 30% health restoration from every single point of damage dealt to your enemies, regardless of who's the one decimating them. So fun .

What i your most recent video?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vCrLUw81nQ Well, that's not the most recent, to be honest. But I don't want to have people who come to this thread start in episode 2 of my LP instead of episode 1. What is your favorite video you have done?: Honestly, a tie between my two LP's: Europa Universalis 3, and Pokemon Crystal Enhanced(a ROM hack) What software/hardware do you use?: I use Fraps to record my games now, Audacity for the commentary, and Windows Movie Maker(SO POOR ) for the editing. How long have you been making videos?: Since March, when I posted the first episode of my Crystal Enhanced LP. The 2 videos before that were simply videos with a static background + music and lyrics in the description. I don't remember why I uploaded them, since it happened back in 2009, but I'm not complaining; it's only because one of them got 20,000+ views(!!!) that I was able to become monetized with Youtube and thus actually make money Why did you get into it?: I was bored, and I wanted to show people some of the games I play. Plus, I'm poor, and I was hoping that my videos would make at least a little bit of money. Unfortunately the last part hasn't happened yet, but I'm trying to get there! I just need some semi-famous person also on Youtube to give me a shout out so that I can really get some views/constant viewers soon.

To be blunt, I won't be joining the tourney. I am 100% unable to download EUW and play at all decently because my ping over there will be 200-300+ easily, not to mention the fact that I own literally 0 champs on my level 1 EUW account. The only way I will be able to play(and probably quite a few other NA players) would be if it was on the PBE or NA server. Then you run into the problem of EU players not having good ping, but at least then the champ pools are going to be better. So yeah. To be honest, this tourney will probably end up being dominated mostly/almost entirely by EUW players since you guys will have superior ping and champion pool, putting the NA/EUNE(ping would still be decent most likely for them at least) players at a severe disadvantage. And I doubt many people like trying to win a prize when another group has such a large advantage over them due to reasons beyond the player's control. EDIT: Disagree completely with the Garen thing. He has a good laning phase, beating quite a few people, his ult is a solid execute, and since his recent change he scales slightly better into late-game by helping his E and Q hit harder than they did before later on. He is also manaless, so no need to worry about mana conservation. So yeah, he's an excellent champ to learn for newbies. Far from the best still, yeah, and there are probably better choices, but he's still a good champ to learn.

Yes, I finally posted. I was being really cautions making this post, if you couldn't tell by how long it took me =P. I wanted to make sure I laid some good groundwork down so that I could easily expand upon what I said in the post. I went through a surprisingly large amount of ideas and revisions in my head about the post, with the final product being a lot different from what I originally envisioned, and thus the overall plot for this plot thread being significantly different.

Jack...had been tired after everything that had happened. Getting transported across a dimensional hole...transformed into a pony...sending somebody to some binary dimension on accident...and then RUNNING(which was the worst part to him in his mind). All of this combined into one big 'ole ball of exhaustion, and without even knowing it Jack passed out right next to the lake, oblivious to the going-ons of everybody else. This did not mean, however, that his mind was idle; on the contrary, it was alight with dreams left and right. Most of them were nonsensical, with the insanity that is to be expected from dreams, like one that involved him constantly running up a wall before falling flat on his face somehow and then trying to run on the ceiling for more than 10 seconds. Others, however, were more mysterious and unsettling: a glowing world with flickering shadows around every corner, and another one that contained dark shapes dashing in Jack's periphery vision as he wondered a long, empty plane. Once he thought he spotted Artsy on the plane, but when he called out her name the image ran off and disappeared. Eventually, his mind shifted, and his dream changed. He found himself, still a unicorn, standing in front of a large and majestic castle, which left him in awe. The gate into it was open, and so he stepped inside. Within, he found an eerily empty courtyard, with distant archways leading to what appeared to be more courtyards, which were also empty. Jack was confused: why was such a magnificent castle so empty? He would have expected there to be royalty walking about, doing their day-to-day business and running whatever kingdom they were in charge of. The emptyness unsettled him greatly, and he felt as if it was all pressing down upon him. "Hello? Is anybody there?", he called. All he was answered with was his voice echoing across the courtyard...and a very distant sound of feet-on-floor. Gulping down his uneasiness, Jack trotted across the hallway to the archway directly across from the entrance, from which he heard the buzzing. "H-h-hello?", he asked again. This time, he heard a somewhat come from the other side of the archway "You...do not belong where you are." Jack, naturally, was completely and utterly confused. "What do you mean 'I don't belong where I am'? That's the most vague crap I've heard in ages!" "Tsk tsk. Not even asking for a name? How rude of you." The condescending tone in the voice was so obvious that it breached even Jack's thick skull. "Fine. What's your name, since it means so much?" "Oh, I don't know...Let's go with Andrew, I suppose." 'Andrew', who as it turns out was a dark blue unicorn with brown eyes, stepped out from behind the archway, which surprised Jack since he could have sworn the voice came from all the way in the other courtyard. Still, he managed to conceal his surprise and managed to snort at Andrew's appearance, saying "For somebody who sounded so cryptic, you look rather plain." "Looks can be deceiving, as I am sure you know. But I'm sure you don't want to continue discussing this, now do you? You want to get back to the question you asked before." Jack simply nodded, cautious and making note of the tone of attempted authority Andrew had. He really thought that he was top dog, it seemed. "I'll be a little bit more precise for your thick head. You do not belong in the world where you are currently located in. The world of ponies." "Well hell, I knew that already! I didn't need some random, condescending unicorn to come along and tell me something I already knew. I'm just like all the other people who stepped into one of those cracks: humans, who belong back on earth." "Oh, you may have stepped into a crack just like the others, but not for the same reason as them. They were all drawn to the cracks by some force. You, however...you were repulsed by the same thing that attracted the others. Your every sense told you to flee, did they not?" Jack bristled at the last sentence. How could he know that? "I know a lot more than you think I do, and before you ask, no I can't read your mind right now, it was just what you were thinking was so obvious that anybody could pick it up." Kicking himself for being so obvious with his thoughts, Jack listened in again to whatever the hell Andrew was saying "Now, where did I leave off...oh yeah, the difference between you and them. Yes, they were attracted, and you were repulsed, yet you went in anyways since you didn't want to leave your girlfriend all alone. Thus, you fought what your instincts were trying to say, and dove into a world in which you don't belong." "Well, so what? Everybody else doesn't belong in this world too, so why does the reason why I went in to the crack matter at all?" "Oh, but it makes all of the difference, because they do belong. At least, more than you do." Jack simply snorted once again "That just sounds like a load of bullshit to me." Secretly, though, Jack was beginning to form some doubts. Whether or not he belonged here, with Artsy and the rest... Mentally shaking his head, he also said "Oh yeah, and just what in the hell are you anyways? My subconscious or something? An illusion made up by mind?" Andrew seemed amused by the question, as a distant roar came in to the background. "That is for another time, I think. I'll just leave things as they are right now, give you some time to think. We will meet again later. For now, though, I've got a boat to catch. Ta-ta." At this point, Andrew walked behind the archway and disappeared once again, leaving Jack confused. "A boat to catch...?" was all that he could say, before the roar became a lot less distant and a lot more apparent that it was a sea of water that suddenly crashed down onto Jack, surprising him utterly and knocking him out. ------- @, @, @, @, @, @@Dave247, ...Only for him to wake up in reality, choking as he quickly swam to the surface of the lake that he had apparently fell into. So that's where the water came from...thought Andrew might have caused something to happen. Coughing out water, he swam as best he could back to the shore, noticing along the way that Artsy too was in the water very close to him. I think I knocked her into the water too...Whoopsie daisy. Once he reached the shore, he stood up for just a second before collapsing again, coughing out even more water. Once he had all of the water out of his system, he looked up to the group that had formed near him and said a little quietly "Okay...ignoring that, what did I miss? And where in the hell are we going?"

Blagh. I'm sorry for taking so long to make a reply, I've been procrastinating making one. School has also started and I have 4 AP classes currently, so. I was in the midst of making a reply actually before I went to an appointment, at which point I was told I was heading STRAIGHT to my cousin's house(where I currently am). I knew I was coming here, but I my dad did not tell me until after we had left our house. Thus, I do not have what parts of my post I have already typed up with me, and since I can't remember what I wrote exactly I can't exactly finish it. Sorry =/. I hope to have it all done tomorrow, but it all depends on when the hell I get taken home by my aunt.

@, I thought England was going to be easier too, but then I got greedy due to my mission and got in over my head with that war. I should have checked out those cascading alliances so that I could have at least made some preparations for the Burgundy/Scottish(mainly Scottish) invasion instead of being hit by them with minimal resistance due to my army being in Ireland. Anyways, episode two is up! Damn game. Oh well, I'll see if I can make another episode this weekend. Oh yeah, random fact about the first video: within literally 5 minutes of it fully publishing and put in public, it was already given a thumbs down. I must learn how that person can be so amazing that they watch an entire hour of a video that quickly and then give it a thumbs down. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*. *Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now.

Blagh. I feel bad about this, but I'm just going to have to drop out. I simply can't come up with a character appropriate for the RP in a reasonable amount of time, and I feel bad about delaying you guys from starting the RP. So yeah. I'll just have to contend myself to watching the RP from afar.

But...but...I thought you were a girl this whole time?! How did you...what the...I don't even...you lied to me! I've been going out with you for almost a year, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS?!

May I reserve a spot? I'm trying to figure out a backstory right now, and I'd rather not have all of the slots taken while I try to come up with something.

Yes. They went double jungle. It was the most goddamn annoying thing ever for my laners, as there were so many ganks going on that nobody knew what was happening. Eventually, however, we were driven by the urge to 1)not be beaten by a double jungle, 2)not be beaten by trash talkers(which was that Sion), and 3)so that we could show that being cocky when you're ahead is a very bad idea. We punished them severely for never being together by killing them off 1 by 1 at times, and even in a full-on 5v5 they would focus me, the underfed Yi, instead of the hyperfed Ezreal or the Voli that was hitting surprisingly hard or the Zilean who was trolling them hard. All in all, this game was very annoying at the beginning, and extremely amusing at the end.

Jack was standing in shock, complete and utter shock, as he stared at the spot that Serah had been. What...why...how in the hell did I do that?!. He heard, and yet at the same time, did not hear Aurora toss out accusations at him. He noticed absolutely nothing but the grass in front of him, and the specks of black on his eyes left over from the bright light his horn gave off. Then...an extremely unlikely thing happened. Almost like time was being undone, Serah came back into existence in an extremely similar way to how she left it, just reversed. His jaw was dropping more and more as she materialized, without him even realizing it, until she fully materialized and closed his jaw back up, looking at Serah. Or should I say new Serah...?, he wondered, as he noticed that she was slightly different from before: shaken up, and with a monotone when she began to speak. Most of what she said went right through Jack's head. All he managed to catch from what she said is that she believed Artsy was a danger to others until her power was controlled, or some shit like that. Well maybe if you guys didn't make her fly into a rage she wouldn't have her power leaking out all of the time, he thought in an irritated way, well aware that the same thing somewhat applied to him based on his recent outburst. After Serah was done speaking, Jack said nothing, wishing for there to be nothing more for him or anybody else to say about the situation so that he could finally go, since he just belatedly realized that he still had not left to comfort Artsy, and that Klopp had left long before him. Thus, he basically ignored what anybody else said to him, simply mumbling "I'll see you there, then..." to Daylight when he said something to Jack, before going in the direction of where Artsy went. First walking, and then quickly turning into a run so that he could get to her faster. ...Of course, being extremely nonathletic, by the time Jack had reached the lake that Artsy, Klopp, and Magenta was at, he was completely and utterly tired, out of breath and feeling way worse than he should have for what was a relatively short run. Panting excessively, he trotted over slowly to where the group was... ...But not before some light-brown pony rolled his way right into Klopp's side, knocking Klopp straight into the lake. All Jack could do was blink, laugh a little(before running out of breath again), and facehoof at how ridiculous the sight was. He finished walking over to the group and plopped himself right on the ground next to Artsy, saying inbetween pants "Sorry...that I took so long...I got caught up hitting that red pony with a blast of green binary code, her disappearing for a while, and then reappearing again a little while later."

...I...I thought you said only Jack was hawtest pony! Y-you lied to me! How could you, Artsy?! Why?! ;;Runs off in the opposite direction crying;;