Kel_Grym

I was so focused on the pageant I neglected to put forth more support for the emote.

Time to drown away my unending inadequacies again.

First law enacted in the new Brony Republic will be the banning of all fedoras.

You it doesn't make much sense why Lyra is doing so well. She doesn't even have any speaking lines in the show.

Mane-Iac may have only appeared once, but at least she threw out some good puns.

In Soviet Russia, big hair mane-tains you.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

I ALWAYS vote for Celestia. And yes,I voted for her.

Excellent! I knew I could count on you!

My eyesight is a little weak and I'm having a hard time reading the tiny text at the bottom of your post, but I'm sure its something about how glorious Celestia is and not about some other pony you have reservations for....

*eye twitches*

Did you vote for Celestia?

Sorry KelGrym, but I think this is a lost cause. The regime has been toppled, and Celestia has been defeated... by Sunset Shimmer. It's not your fault; this was providence It's okay though! On the way down, she can bask in the glory of Octavia! Don't worry, Sunset Shimmer will be joining her soon~

U wut m8?

I swear by me robes I will never stop praising Celestia until my body hits the ground for good...and even then I'll probably have some gas built up that'll release after 4-5 days and make a "Praise Celestia" sound or some other such noise.

I dunno who you think yer providence is, but fer me there be only one.

I know not this evil darkness that besets your soul and causes you to choose any other, but turn back from your wicked ways and repent while you still have time.

Also!

I offer a special tract for a meager $99 dollars (not including shipping and handling) that can get you started out on the path to salvation. It's a special discount available for only a limited amount of time, so act fast before this offer expires!

The tract includes a copy of the Solar Tablets (each tablet weighing in at an excess of 2tons) and a special recording you listen to in your sleep to deprogram you from the lies of the world and implant the Solar Enlightenment deep within your subconscious so you'll never ever get it out of your head ever.

Isn't that delightful?!

Usually words like "Please" and "Thank You".

Hey my Sig is Princess Sun butt,  give  a pony some slack! 

If you insist, but...

I'll need a shovel.

I'm at my wits end!

Pulling out the big guns now!

You asked for it!

Do not resist the Celestial puppy dog eyes.

Vote Celestia.

I voted but its not the one you would think: :okiedokielokie:

My wife is the most attractive pony and that's why I don't vote in these things.

Treason? Here?

*Que dubstep music*

This is...This is...T-t-t-this is...

*que the drop*

Heresy!

*Dinosaurs with lasers suddenly dance to strobe lights*

Do Eeet.

cause of madness, chaos and one-shot villainy

To be fair, 2/3 of those are really in Discord's domain. She also had an appearance in the comics so she's not completely one-shot.

Being a fictional character in universe of semi-quasi-technically fictional characters (depending on your reality bias) she is hardly a threat to anyone or thing in Equestria.

Most of the time.

I'm afraid she's just simply misunderstood and her actions are merely symptomatic from repressing memories of a really bad hair day.  This makes her in actuality a very sympathetic character full of subtle and hidden depth that oft goes unappreciated by less studious minds.

Unfortunately for you, Warhammer 40k is a fictional entity that has no authority within the United States and the light of Celestia protects me from your witchcraft.

Also!

Mane-iac X Heath Ledger = OTP

@@Archi the Atmomancer,

You chose wisely in selecting Celestia so I won't jot your name down on my extensive list of heretics just yet. However, apart from The Holy of Horsey and the matron saint of kindness, your taste differs substantially from mine which makes it fundamentally incorrect on a sub-atomic level.

My choices and reasoning goes as such:

Fleur de Lis: French chicks, amirite?

Mane-Iac: Lets just say I never want to get out of her hair.

Applejack: I'm Texan. Not voting for her is like not rooting for the Cowboys.

Aloe: Dem hooves are made for trottin. They'll trot right over you...and then take out all that tension you had in your back that you didn't even know you had.

Daring Do: [Warning: Incoming Bait!] :comeatus: Because it wasn't Rarity.

Pinkie Pie: Its not because I have a gun pointed to my head or anything, but metaphorically speaking my waifu literally has a knife to my throat. Sending help is pointless because she masked my IP address while I was asleep with corkum quakum pseudo science and also has a masters in philosophy that helps validate and justify her every motive beyond Judicial reprimand.

Fluttershy: Daaws.

Celestia: :okiedokielokie: Obviously...

@@Metemponychosis,

No worries, I didn't notice your name in the votes but after I did I edited your name out of my post.

Edit:

As a consolation to those who voted (For righteous are they who support thine goddess in pageants of vanity. Solar Tablets 3:12) You shall not burn in the sun.

Thank you!

@@Mikami,

It is a rather slim selection, isn't it?

-snip-

I'm not.

To be honest, she barely qualifies for most attractive pone considering we only see her in pone form for a few seconds vs the oodles of screen time she has as a hooman.

Lets face facts, she ditched her species a long time ago and should be insta-disqualified on grounds of treason.

@A.V. why u no vote for celestia?

@@Nuke87654,

@@paradoxical,

@@Pinkie Pie 3 U,

None of you have voted either. I checked.

:okiedokielokie: For shame.

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@@Asbel Lhant,

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@@Tao,

Holy guacamole, we have so many members here that could be voting for Celestia right now...

@@Celli,

Your username is 'Celli!' What is this madness and why haven't you voted?

@,

I didn't vote for vinyl either.

Sunset Shimmer is beating Celestia in this vote too!?

All my :okiedokielokie:

She should get one due to her massive popularity (hidden due to persecution) and seniority.

REPENT!

The 2015 most attractive pony tourney is ahoof, and there are names I've seen here that I have not seen cast their vote!

http://mlpforums.com/topic/117121-the-most-attractive-pony-tournament-2015/

:okiedokielokie: Your lack of faith disappoints me... :okiedokielokie:

Repent and spread the gospel!

Celestia is the most attractive pony in Equestria!

Other brother's may deny...

But they're all heathens anyways.

Gah!

Oh come on!

Fleur is a Prench, super model. Prench. Super. Model. (ie: Her profession is being HOT!)

What they hay happened to good ol fashioned shallowness?

I'm so ashamed of you.

And you know what? You know what? What in Tarturus is this 54 to 27 [redacted]-ing silly nilly nonsense I'm seeing with Sunset Shimmer and Celestia? At first I thought there might be an overwhelming bias towards redheads on the forum, but I realized that couldn't be, or else Twist would have been in the competition. Then I thought that perhaps it might have been the hair, but that didn't make any sense either since Mane-Iac only has 5 votes so far.

5 votes!?

Lets see, she's a super villain, which is always hot...

She has the wildest hair-do ever...

Awesome color scheme...

AND!

The most adorable laugh.

Also...

Nopony pulls off the chain-padlock hair-style better than her.

:okiedokielokie: Nopony. :okiedokielokie: 

I mean, I guess I shouldn't be that mad considering that at the very least, Celestia isn't losing to the one that got away from the Colonel. What's up with Scootaloo and the CMC being in this tourney anyways? I can't imagine what Scootaloo's parents were even thinking, letting their filly into a beauty pageant of all things. Has anyone even seen her parents? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind!

The indecency...whatever happened to the moral fabric of Equestria?

Also, who slipped dimethyltryptamine into Colgate's Koolaid? Baconhair gets to be in the tourney, but not toothpaste hair?

Do you have something against dentists, MLPForums!?

Colgate is disappoint.

Celestia in armor. Ready to destroy the heathens that oppose her...that is my fetish.

GG.

Chronic pacer, right here.

Also voted for Tia because I own KelGrym for helping to dethrone her in the last major competition.

Let my people go?

I think you meant owe and yes, you do owe me... :okiedokielokie:  Your soul.

But you voted for the Goddess so I grant you a pardon to your many unspeakable sins of unspeakableness.

Breaburn is a real cu- I mean, cool stallion.